Don't be an asshole should be a new religion.

Feb 23, 2017 8:50 PM

Oscarwildebastardson

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This shouldn't just apply to Religious groups, but to any group

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like the only people who would joint the don't be an asshole religion would be assholes

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

That's not really how religion works, though. If I believe X is the Truth, I can't just switch to Y b/c I like it more.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a different version of South park.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear. Just bought some true religion jeans

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People are really intense when it comes to their imaginary friends.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Religions don't require hate & hate doesn't require religion. People add hate to the mix all on their own, believers & atheists alike.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*If your INTERPRETATION of your religion requires you to hate a group of people...you might be an asshole

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Religion should be internally focused, not externally judgemental.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They also need legs.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just go atheist. Would solve a lot of world problems really. Religion and politcs mix is volatile.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How about none?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The new South Park looks weird af.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or none

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Soooooo all of them?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guys, hear me out. Pastafarianism.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So Islam...

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

"make war on non believers" nah dude that's peaceful

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

I'm a part of a religion that doesn't teach this, but other people outside of that faith tell me that that is what I believe.

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 3

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I LOVE THIS

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Christians, amen, brother! Love everyone, people. Shits not hard!

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 6

You must not know any people. I can manage not hating enough that I haven't deliberately killed anyone. Love just isn't in the cards.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

You can love all people.. just not like them. I refuse to hate, it's such a poisonous emotion.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

General rule for living: Don't hate

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh. I don't see Judaism. Whatcha trying to say?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Truth doesn't change because it is inconvenient. If your religion is true, it doesn't cease to be true because it sounds crazy or even bad.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, but do I hate people who believe people are inferior because of their race, gender, sexual orientation or nationality.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If your religion requires you to do anything, you need a new religion.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I really the only one who sees the irony in this?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh boy, here come the fedoras.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 10

Trilbies. Trilbys? I don't know. But fedoras mustn't be dragged through the mud any longer.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

the word fedora now applies to trilbies. doesn't matter what's right anymore, it matters what's popular.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As an atheist, I loath fedora/neckbeard culture. Any time i discuss religion i get bombed with "m'lady" memes. Like thanks guys.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

m'DeadHamster

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

as a human anytime i discuss religion i get an orgy of downvotes.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Fuck you. Downvote! -1 (not really though, +1)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that goes against my religion, -1 (not really, +1)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Maybe because you started off your sentence with "as an atheist"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Maybe. I thought that was what people did on Imgur comments? "As a fireman", "as a Scot", "as a dog-owner" etc.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean like, it's not very uncommon at all to dislike 'neck beard' and 'fedora' culture no matter what beliefs you have, especially on Imgur

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fair enough. Will bare that in mind.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a man with a 9" penis, that's exactly what people do on Imgur.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just keep it private. No religion taught in schools. No interference with state. Fine with me if you pray to the flying spaghetti monster.

9 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 17

Grounded dildasoaur

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

IIRC that's now a legit religion and by joining them you can be allowed to wear a colander on your head in your drivers license picture.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why do atheists feel their beliefs can be public, but the beliefs of others cannot? Fight in the marketplace if ideas.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

I'm not an atheist :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

OMG spaghetti sounds so good right now.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Or teach religion in schools, but teach them all, and from a religious studies perspective, not a theological one.

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 6

Yep, my school did this (in the UK). I liked learning about Hinduism most. Gotta love a polytheistic religion.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We used to have a Religious Education class which was basically learning all world religions. Was pretty cool.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There's literally thousands of religions in the world. That isn't possible. It's a much more reasonable solution to teach none of them.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I guess we shouldn't teach science if we're not going to cover nuclear astrophysics.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then focus on the ones with the greatest numbers? The ones you're most likely to come in contact with maybe

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Even better!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They do it's called history class

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 4

Or mythology

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

yeah i learned about judaism, christianity, islam, and hinduism in HS history classes, all from a historical perspective.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Kinda hard to learn about medieval Europe without them.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No it's not. you just have to learn of their existance. I learned nothing about christianity from the crusades.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

Doesn't the Quran require muslims to make war on unbelievers? Or was that just a hadith? Either way they're the only world religion (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 19

I knew there would be someone who would see this and, totally missing the point, think "Ya, that'll show those damn Muslims."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Not my intention exactly! The pic mentioned being required to hate other faiths. I brought up Islam because the Quran was the only holy (>)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

text I could recall had specific passages about hate or harm brought upon other faiths. I was hoping instead of having to do the research(>)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

myself I'd catch a devout Christian(or fervent anti-christian) who could correct me from memory.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Thanks! That's the bits I was talking about. I can't remember if there were more.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*waiting for rebuttals because I care to have correct information*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the problem is waiting on rebuttals on imgur isnt exactly an education. a Muzzy like me wont waste his time, just roll eyes and keep browsin

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks I'll check it out

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*that I can recall* that specifically has commandments telling to harm other faiths. Anybody care to correct me on this? Thank you!(2/2)

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 9

Well, christianity says don't worship false idols, but they don't tell us to harm them if they do. Their punishment comes in the afterlife.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

1 Corinthians: “Purge the evil person from among you.”. Proverbs: For the evil man has no future; the lamp of the wicked will be put out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Revelation 21: But as for the ...idolaters... their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Papal encyclical or GTFO

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the kind of thing I was looking for! Although it touches on the "evil" instead of other faiths specifically. Room for interpretation

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

not to say the Quranic "pagans" doesn't, but still less so

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The beauty of confirmation bias is that there are many ways we can explain this text away if we want (i.e. room for interpretation)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But it works the opposite for a killer, it's all the text they need. Works the same way for every other religion, of course. :-D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thing is, there are half a dozen different documents from half a dozen different popes saying don't kill people because of this.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's hilarious. Popes trying desperately to rein in their bloodthirsty flock

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Old Testament is the Covenant. Christians aren't bound by it. Jews technically are, but they're civil enough to not obey some.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The point is that is you want to kill someone, the text you need is there... and you certainly wouldn't parse whether it's valid or not.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Because of confirmation bias, you easily say "it's not valid", but the same bias would let a killer say "it's in the bible!".

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's the small jihad/struggle. It's not emphasized heavily in comparison to the big jihad, which is a lifelong struggle for 1/?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

self-improvement. That said, if you read the Bible you have some pretty sick shit in that too, including, basically, justification for

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

What part of the Bible instructs to attack unbelievers, please? It's been years since sunday school. If you can't pinpoint it can you 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

describe it so I can find it later? Thank you

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Deuteronomy 17. If a man or woman living among you in one of the towns the Lord gives you is found doing evil in the eyes of the Lord (1/3)

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Luke 19:27: But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

going to war on unbelievers as well. Honestly the core issue is fundamentalism - not the religion itself. Otherwise you should ban

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

a whole slew of religions for abusing and repressing women, non-straight and people who make contact with non-believers.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Both the Bible and the Quran has verses saying that women should cover themselves up and submit to their husbands, as an example.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1