Diane Morgan on Cunk.

Jan 9, 2025 3:42 PM

I wonder how a Cunk / Dennis Pennis joint taskforce would play out

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I have a bad habit of yawning when people are speaking to me in person. It’s kinda awkward sometimes.

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I need more of her stuff, she's hilarious

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I can believe that :D

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This woman is a treasure.

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King Arthur came a lot, why do you think that is?

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More Cunk, please!

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Nearly 10 years?? Where’s all her other stuff? I think I’ve only seen 3 of her shows, and 1 or 2 other things she was in.

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Think before the 2 actual series it was piecemeal appearances in a Brooker series.

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There's a certain kind of talent in being able to say and ask absolutely ridiculous things as though entirely earnest about it.

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I just watched Cunk on Life and it’s freaking hilarious

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Absolutely agreed, it is a RIOT!

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I don't usually laugh out loud a lot when watching a comedy alone, but I did watching it last night. When she starts the interviews with "Who are you?" gets me every time.

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No-one else? Ok then....

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TIL her name wasn't really Cunk

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She's lovely, would wife her

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Had to rewatch and see if she yawned during it.

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You just don't get Brit humour, Steve-o

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Charlie Brooker, the Black Mirror guy, is the creator of the character but there's nobody else who could ever play her :-)

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She was created as a female counterpart to Barry Shitpeas. Barry, incidentally, was played by Al Campbell, who was the director of the show. Screenwipe is a great series. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIyg2a72uV4

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Yep. Anything Charlie Brooker has touched is gold. Possibly with the exception of Dead Set, couldn't really float my boat. But, Newswire, Gameswipe, How TV ruined your life, Nathan Barley, Brass Eye - just head off to the wiki FFS.

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I liked Dead Set, which is funny because I can't stand Big Brother. Maybe that is why I liked Dead Set?

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Cunk on Cunk.

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The Colbert Report was a nice show. I miss something like that.

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I remember when Viacom made a fuss about Colbert playing Colbert, and it seemed at the time like he wasn't going to take Viacom seriously, but that was pretty much the end of it.

... Holy crap, that happened in 2016!?

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I would live for her and Sir David Attenborough to do a documentary together. Maybe about the assholes of the animal world.

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I would expect her to bring Cats (2019) up as her initial touchstone for the discussion.

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Cats are one of the most loved assholes of the Animal Kingdom, much like the anticipated cut of the award winning film, based on the mediocre musical, Cats.

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Came a lot…

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I always think she's the actress in The IT Crowd

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That's Catherine Parkinson

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You forgot to straighten your glasses first and start your sentence with "Well, actually..."

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I want to see her an Ali G having a conversation or doing an interview.

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Dangerous. Could wipe out all intelligence in the universe.

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I understand there are serious risks. Maybe even with singularity.

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Shall I call you Brian, or do you prefer Cox?

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Brian Cox seemed so sick of her he wanted to drown her in the nearest puddle.

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I've heard that they're all aware of what's going on to some degree (at least I hope so). Brian Cox had been "interviewed" by her previously, so I think he's in on it. ... I hope.

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I hope so. He really seemed annoyed.

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Cunk: "Am I wasting your time?" Cox: "eh... yeah." Best part.

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Notice.she didn't say, "I'm smarter than Philomena"?UK press would have roasted her unmercifully for such arrogance.

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It's noticed the UK press is brutal to celebrities/public figures

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Aye unless they're tories it seems lol

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Here is the whole clip

https://youtu.be/95vOu4LxaQk?si=_75kE5AqcLTtlhXj

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Bless you.

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"Drew Barrymore died at the start of this painting, didn't she?"
(interviewing a museum curator, in front of Edvard Munch's painting "The Scream")

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"I've seen sex; yes." Fuckin' died.

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As always a good laugh. Thank you for showing.

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Its you bad such persona’s only work for a while, like sascha baron cohen. I would love to see her take the piss with musk, that would certainly be awesome. That would now never happen tho… might have in the first series, so yah, that was a perfect answer. Ask him about his rokkit

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*its just too bad, i want an edit function

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She is an absolute gem. Much like the 1989 release of Belgian techno anthem "Pump Up The Jam."

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*unrelated

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Always annoys me that the vocal is offbeat.

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What? That song is Belgian?
I feel forced to concede that "ça plane pour moi"

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Istg I was having an anerousism the 4th time that joke played.

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Absurdist repetition is my favorite. This joke cracks me up in the EXACT same way as jokes back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

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While your feet are stomping?

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I don’t want
A place to stay
Get your booty on the floor tonight

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Holy crap, I did not know this song got milli vanilli'd. I did not know it was belgian. Shit, they even later took Ya Kid K out of the credits in the booklet for the album. Wtffffffff

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Or the 1986 situation comedy "Brush Strokes"

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Did you have to get that stuck in my head yo

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while your feet are stompin and the jam is pumpin

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Look ahead the crowd are jumpin

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Itxs been thirty-six years. There's been no further instructions from Technotronic. Hate to say it, but it's time we deflated the jam.

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I'm afraid the jam popped a quite a few years ago from excessive pumping. Any further pumping of the jam merely results in a whoopie-cushion-like expression of flatulent noise.

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For a lot of us elder millenials the jam deflated with our knees.

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Never!

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Listen, the full instructions were on the liner notes for the album. You're supposed to deflate the jam every night and Fold It Up neatly and put it away then when the club opens the following night, you pump the jam up again

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please continue pumping up the jam until you receive further instructions. thx

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Thank you for making me post this.

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erally needed to be stomping their feet....

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Wow, there really is a perfect meme/gif for everything.

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Its weird but Im weirdly attracted to how stupid Cunk is.

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It's how we got where we are today.

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Stupid or goofy?

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or both? I duno, Im just confused.

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Then boy howdy are you in the right place.

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Welcome to the Weird Club ;)

It's the confidence. Confidence is always supremely attractive.

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People hope for honesty; ugly or not.

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Weird? Not at all. You have a “bimbo” fetish. It’s extremely common. For the longest time it was the dominant depiction of attraction women in popular media. I’m guessing you’re older and grew up consuming said media.

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I grew up in the days of bimbos and want interested in them. Cunk is no bimbo. She has intelligence but with a very patchy knowledge base and ALL the confidence.

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Oh I never said Cunk was a bimbo. I said that guy interprets the Cunk character as “a dumb woman” that he’s “attracted to” her, and I (correctly) pointed out that is definitionally a bimbo kink. In fact, I said nothing about Cunk.

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He said he finds her attractive, you said it's because he has a bimbo fetish. You _should_ have mentioned Cunk if you _weren't_ trying to imply the character is a bimbo...

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Ok. You are right.

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she's endearing as hell, and guileless, and confident. this is a trifecta

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@Sapiosexual, what's the antonym here? Moronosexual?

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so you're saying I have a chance?

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Oh god- I’m attracted to both!

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So you're also in the Horny Mother Fucker Club?

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Is...is that "Horny Motherfucker" as in just "Horny Person" or like in an "Oedipus" kind of way?

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My favourite Philomena Cunk line is "where does your lap go when you stand up?". Still makes me laugh

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That's a Gallagher skit.

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"America became known as the land of the free, which must have come as a surprise to all the slaves."

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I can't see her without thinking about King Arthur having a lot of kids.

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Mind pipes...

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How do they get the sounds in the ink so when you read the words you hear them in your head?? never fails me

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That made me snort.

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I fold it into my thighs

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that's the shit I asked as a kid. my mom deliberately left me at the library all the time because "all the answers are there, find them."

she had the answers but holy fudge was I annoying.

I still am, but I used to be too.

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Do i need to be a member to eat that sandwich?

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1 out of 20 people has been a victim of crime. Which means 19 of 20 are criminals

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where's the lie?

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Mine is "he looks like a ticket taker ona ghost train" in reference to Biden. That line is just *chefs kiss*

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Mine is when she talk about women "dressing less like haunted furniture, and more like camp boys"

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I can't pick a favorite

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