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Jul 4, 2020 11:49 PM
Yoda1PositivityStar
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SwayzeS
Certified badass!
marrieddontdm
Imagine, ever asking him to do anything... honey can you ...you know what. I’ll do it, and come give you a kiss after you fucking stallion.
BlueberryMuffin84
AnthropomorphicMilkshake
Another one of those posts where Americans will masturbate over a war story. Sigh.
jorgeHitDiver
I applaud his his valor. I pray the USA will one day treat the military men and women with the respect and financial support they deserve!!
rd4yp11
Is it me or is that font really hard to see?
soda1119
HereComesTheBoomshakalaka
Hero
RhinosRfatUnicorns
I feel sorry for any young guy who wants to date his daughters.
chbarts
I wonder if the gunmen were after a Russian bounty.
CureForHomoSapiens
No bullets left behind
BravestToaster
I'm surprised he could walk at all with the size of his balls
HeyILikeDogs
One of the good ones
drduffer
Do not, I repeat, do not shoot fireworks off anywhere near this man.
cwade0860
Why aren't we naming forts after these heroes?
qtRaven
This guy shot himself with small calibur bullets before enlisting in order to build up a resistance to larger caliber bullets.
bigcheezefartz
lynass
Didn’t realise Al-Qaeda used Stormtroopers!
circlebreaker
No, they hit him though... maybe in the shins or something?
jabuehls0424
Vile, sorry, I’m not done. After great thought of your comment , FUCK YOU. This guy is a hero. Really, getting shot once is enough .
CapitalNick
You really wanna cry? Read up on John Chapman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oKMjTqdTYo
jethro69
His story https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX3F2hvFhIc
KleptoKea
Don't make this a Murica thing. The guy is lucky to be alive, and it's great he's alive, but this is not "Murica".
IfYouDontChewBigRedThenFYou
Well he's American, so
KleptoKea
So is Trump
mity0k23
Badass
ShadowDragon077
The definition of a warrior
SamPound1
God the huge damn balls on this man
Jumpercables24
It's still there, handing out justice. Can't move out them huge balls.
srindio
Fortunately he got paid enough to buy bigger underwear for those massive balls
daliamonra
That's how he killed the bad guys, pulled out those huge balls and beat them to death.
Tierney11290
Would have been a testacular death
meghanmonique5
*Laughter ringing in my house* +1!
CluelessTennisball
He really had a balls doing it
Jaeger6Ix
I haven't seen this movie yet
D4rkmatter
Oh it's coming.
Hungrypiemonger
It's the prequel to john wick
TheRicM
Aka John Wiquel
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
Good lord someone tell Marky Mark to stop already
Sumtinstink
JOKERZwild86
Jonr1222
Yesterday morning I hurt my back, fixing my pants leg.
Professionallyretarted
I pulled my hamstring watching t.v.
PersonWomanManCameraTvImAllThere
I almost fainted today cutting my toenails. The fuckimg position u have to adopt is for to do it to do this is like planking
earthymalt
He recovered and is now living a reasonably healthy life.
arealistohthehumanity
tiberGameVillain
I fell over the open door of the dishwasher
BosunMark
Lemme tell ya about the time I stepped on a Lego..
TsubakiTragic
you put on pants in the morning? Dude, I'm impressed... /scritches nutsack
AshesVonDust
I just spent the afternoon sitting in my mom's backyard, and now my back hurts so much, it was a struggle to walk 10' to the bathroom
ananfro
I too also turned 30 recently
Jonr1222
Oh shit I'm about to be 31
ElbowdeepinAgony
Real life is like that
dschuma
Once I couldn't get my second leg into my pants, and I did a weird balance dance and fell, ripping the pants and hurting myself
Jonr1222
Ouch...
tegfdd77
You hero you
Jonr1222
JiffyGee
I punched myself in the face pulling the covers up over myself.
PersonWomanManCameraTvImAllThere
Maybe that’s not such a bad thing if it helps you sleep by knocking u out cold
JiffyGee
Very true.
Jonr1222
I've seen my GF do that while trying to steal the covers back from me, funny as hell.
SpecialOedipus
Were drugs involved or is he secretly the terminator?
jobbybob
What is with America and this soldier pandering BS? Many other countries get by just fine without it.
IfYouDontChewBigRedThenFYou
Tell me a story about a Canadian/UK/German/anyone person that is that intense and ill hold respect for him or her
cadburyegg
Overcompensation from a guilty conscience knowing that we do not do enough to take care of our troops when the fighting stops.
vilecomfort
What is it with other countries not giving a shit about the soldiers who protect their freedoms and in some cases, die trying?
destinoz
They’re too advanced to praise primitive violence. They should disband their militaries and spend on something else. What could you wrong?
jobbybob
Well if we are talking about wars, Afghanistan isn’t a “real war” USA went there purely for political reasons. We ain’t talking WW2 here.
destinoz
You’d have a stronger case with Iraq than Afghanistan. They sheltered the group behind 9/11, and the US wasn’t going to let that slide.
jobbybob
And who paid for the terrorist that conducted 911, The Saudis, why didn’t Bush invade them, not to mention why the USA still protects them..
destinoz
Even if you’re right and the Saudi government officially funded attacks on the US, Afghanistan’s role remains unchanged.
vilecomfort
FYI: 11 shots were stopped by body armor, 16 penetrated his body. This legend spent only 16 days in the hospital before being discharged.
ballsoutflyer
And here I am being taken down by a stupid pulled back muscle that I somehow did to myself. I'm such a wimp compared to this dude.
LandoCallipygian
I also can survive a rate of one bullet per day of recovery
alaest0r
So one day per bullet...
DogsAreBetterThanHumans
More of a hero than these imperialist gunmen
insomniac24x7
The ones that were stopped surely broke some shit in his body.
jabuehls0424
Your point. Sounds like you are underestimating his heroism . Am I wrong. ?
OverpricedCrayon
Where did the 16 rounds hit him to not kill him? Did they go clean through?
SgtPotshot
The human body is pretty durable is the wound doesn't kill you instantly. After the hits, proper bleeding control & medavac did the rest.
SgtPotshot
I'm honestly surprised the plates took that many hits. They're usually only good for 2-3 shots.
UchihaAuggie
Absolute madman. Freaking juggernaut, just insane. I sneezed while driving today and almost crashed, scared the shit outta me...
2B4U
No head injuries ?
qtRaven
One for each bullet wound. Math checks out.
DeathLemons
Especially considering they were probably firing 7.62
AngleSimi
A day for each bullet
homiedudemanguy
Is it just straight up hardcore will to live or were they mostly non fatal areas? It seems common with seals hearing these stories
CatFeeshandDog
Damn, that’s just a day per bullet...
Obietrice
I got shot once in COD and had to respawn. Perhaps he just had a better internet connection than these Al Qaeda gunmen. (I'm joking)
wraith3
He was only that good because he had all the unlocks!
IamNotAnAlien
/a/8BOrQ4z
vicvalour
Funktackular
Holy shit that’s the most cagey thing I’ve ever seen
factcheckmate
"Recovered". No one is same even after one bullet going through your body. I wish him the best, but he is scarred for life.
13Alpha
Doing that job, he was scarred for life before he got wounded.
srsfaceI8C
While that's true, the human body is amazing and living a life where you can still walk and use your limbs is a recovery.
factcheckmate
Just to clarify, I am talking about mental scars
ArealJim
Well, he will likely receive better benefits than any other single demographic in this country.
Kittynomnoms
There's likely a physical aspect to it as well anyway. Even when recovered from more minor injuries you can often still feel some effects.
TheDuke0fHazzard
I gotta know what armor he had that stopped 11 rounds, so I can buy it myself
Bonesy84
Flack jackets a basically steel plates in pockets I think. They stop a lot but are heavy as fuck
LynzardQueen
Ceramic actually. They can stop a 50 cal round. One, only one.
SgtPotshot
HESCO 4400 level 4 plates are around $200, maybe another grand for soft armor, or $400-600 for a good plate carrier.
BrophessorX
In 2007? Prob an outer tactical vest with SAPI plates. Theyre ceramic coated in vevlar.
AmmoVetGuy
Can confirm, shit we had them in 2011 over there still.
SciencePetsComputers
Used my google-fu : https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interceptor_Body_Armor
SciencePetsComputers
Might want to read about the sapi plate inserts, they are ceramic https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_Arms_Protective_Insert
Grudgebearingmidget
Probably an IOTV, I wore the same, heavy as fuck but we had a guy in our unit that took 5 rounds point blank from an AK to the gut-
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Grudgebearingmidget
Heavy ceramic kevlar wrapped trauma plates on the chest, back and sides, it'll stop damn near anything once
HatinS8N
So he murdered 4 guys
RalphBrandsma
Yes, he did, however, if four men shot you that many times would you just say "murder is bad you can't do that"? Prolly fukin not
HatinS8N
In my country. Even if you were a cop, you’d now be charged with murder
Thein1
Does your country arrest its own soldiers for doing their job? Seems pretty dumb to me
HatinS8N
They do
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
I was in the Army and I can guarantee you he was not ready to be discharged and they gave him a script for 200mg of ibuprofen.
13Alpha
Vitamin M.
CalebCakePilot
I got a bunch of worthless medals, I'm sure he has a box full.
slightlyugly
And free meals and deals for veterans on memorial day
CalebCakePilot
I actually like the free food.
LynzardQueen
800mg and a bottle of water with 30% disability.
nirbo
How is your water disabled? Is it from Flint, MI?
13Alpha
30% if he's lucky! He was able to walk over 100 feet to get to the helicopter, that is a max of 10%.
CalebCakePilot
0% with service connection "says right here you WALKED to extraction, thank you for your service."
LynzardQueen
It's funny and I cry, bc it's true.
13Alpha
But for the guy who never left the FOB, "It says in your med records that in 2003 you were seen for Tennis Elbow. 80%."
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nirbo
Eh. Not that bad if they’re all in your massive balls. Ain’t gonna be more daughters though.
HelloImAnyGuy
Not sure your arm would survive
MikeMcAwesome91
And bet the other 11 hurt like hell
LazyLaplace
Tbh for most people 1 shot is more than enough...
vilecomfort
Absolutely... dude was in a world of hurt for a while, colostomy bag, etc but recovered and went on to run an Ironman competition
tookerder
That is damned impressive, humans are resilient AF
gripplegrapplegrippinggrapples
And here I am unable to eat rice and corn
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cokeysmurf
Enjoy that reality my guy. He wouldn't want you to feel like shit for enjoying life.
BungusAmungus
No man, that's a thing to enjoy. You enjoy it.
Bruhbeans
Sounds like a good life, especially looking around the world situation today
ComoSeIguana
Me too! But I don't have any chips :/
TwoFlower68
Me too, but I don't have any whiskey either.