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This doesn't seem painful at all
Somebody's genius idea to stop illegal four-wheeling at a local park. Instead they caught the rare and illusive wild-jogging-ginger.
platerade
I'm trying to nail down a good comment
kythorn
So you're saying it caught a soulless soul
LeftHandPanda
I stood on a nail when I was a kid. Its still the most painful thing I've ever experienced
Jocke
You got lucky! Stepped on a nail in a board last summer and couldnt support myself on that foot for a month. That shit sucks..
pozzzeidon
gotta love altras
GoDDstopper
CaptainSmartass
Not a soul was injured.
Ireadtoomuch
yeah nothing like killing some kid mountain biking
BigAZNMan
Someone (possibly more than one) was doing that shit in Tennessee last year on several trails. Fucking shithead(s)
PAGlNGDRFAGGOT
Submit that shit to the news, this is ridiculous. Asshole wannabe vigilantes
Warhunterkiller
As a Type 1 diabetic with nerve damage. This is a fear.
Uriah30
This is why we do NOT set traps, people. I remember a friend wanting to do exact same thing and my dad talked him out of it
WillemHellfire
If this is real and people set traps like this, I hope they are found and prosecuted to the full extent of the law. Fuckers.
stabbedintheface
Altra Lone Peak!!
passthedoofer
Love all the people making fun of them, they clearly have no idea how nice those shoes are haha! Love my Lone Peaks!
0101010111010001
There are dozens of us!
Sutherland1986
Pretty sure that wouldn't have happened if your shoes had heelies
ryan44
I had a nail go into my foot when I was a kid. So much pain. Fuck those guys. Report it.
joesii
When I stepped on a nail, I barely felt it. It just felt like I stepped on something, then my foot felt wet , at which point I realized.
joesii
After that it was a dull annoying pain when healing, but I've had so much worse.
tarWHOdis
*elusive
0101010111010001
Dammit
NoThanksSatan
AndreKroon
OP said in another thread that the nail was too short. Lucky.
Jezebella
What made them think this was a good idea?
ObiWanShalomi
Iz sharb. Sharb maek tier vlat.
Srslythoguys
What are thoooose?
Metallicat70
WHATARETHOSEEEEEE!!!
DoggieSan
those are puncture wounds with a side of tetanus
Silbonito
Altras not be cheap @op
0101010111010001
And now they let water in through the bottom :(
intashu
Parks normally use bars that you can't drive around.. This is some idiot local most likely.
AnythingMuchShorter
You'd have to be a special kind of moron to think this would do more good than harm.
intashu
Some people just want to get revenge on things they hate. It's all about harm.
aldo1044
Are you running in adult heelys? What's with the club feet?
Shikariii
Picture on website looks normal, must just be the angle?
RobotMorty
Hahahaha holy shit!
ObiWanShalomi
I don't know...weird name for a club...
0101010111010001
https://www.altrarunning.com/men/olympus-20 I wish they had wheels in the heel!
b14d3r11
150$ WHAT THE SHIT
b14d3r11
150$ WHAT THE SHIT
thelastboomer
Sucks, I had something like that when I was a kid, tetanus shots, whee!
Flipvan
Jumped off deck and landed on a six inch nail which bent inside my foot and came out toe. Had to bend it back inside my foot to remove it.
synthetic47
Uhh yup yup same here.
sulu244
Happened to me too, but it was a screw....
iamthisguy247
"Fiddle dee dee, that will require a tetanus shot."
Beelsebooob
And apparently leprechaunaria.
peridotite
My mom has a scar on her foot where a nail went straight through as a kid. She said she didn't even feel it but was stuck on the piece
peridotite
Of wood where the nail was *cringe*
jtb1313
When my aunt shot my mom in the hand with a nail gun my aunt was crying worse than my mom
LadyTotesMcGoats
stepped on a rusty nail in a board as a kid, jumped up in pain and landed on a dif nail with the other foot, fun.
xclcoold14x
That’s just god flipping you the bird
FloridaMansSideKick
Did you know, tetanus doesn't prefer living on rusty nails? Turns out that's just a myth. Rust has nothing to do with tetanus.
LadyTotesMcGoats
still didnt get a shot and im alive, i think all my mom said was "you better not get tetanus." and that was the end of that convo
HowComeDespiteTheFact
Similar thing here but got the same foot with the same nail twice.
Gasquatch
With ugly ass shoes
crayon98
Right! Now I know you weren't injured I can say getting impaled was probably the best thing for those shoes
0101010111010001
They compensate for beautiful face! No need to check my posts either, just take my word for it. My face is a perfect 5/7
Gasquatch
Well played
112864
good guy OP does some bike, feels good to see people like that
emmashreds
Hooray for shoes actually shaped like feet! Excellent choice on the Altras
0101010111010001
I agree!
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0101010111010001
Close, Olympus https://www.altrarunning.com/men/olympus-20
calebthebear
Dang, I work at a local running store and we carry the Altra. Terrific shoes!
0101010111010001
I'm a fan!
NickBlacksHumor
Probably ought to file a report so cops are aware. Tis a felony
reaperhead
Around me hikers put barbed wire in streams where bikes pass through to try and stop them from riding trails, even though theyre allowed to
deathschnauzer
Agree. I'm not pro illegal 4wheeling, but new tire for one is like $35 at Wally world, foot surgery is the alternative. What asshole didthis
IllegalDuckling
Probably more than foot surgery, seeing how dirty those nails are you'll definitely get a bad infection. Now pray they weren't rusty as well
CyBercrook
I didn't know being a ginger was a felony
LoveMeAJuicyCupcake
Underrated comment of the day right here.
o11c
And don't assume it's useless.
ImHereToPissPeopleOff
If it's private property they are allowed to do this people shouldn't be trespassing
clayford
Booby trapping is illegal in US, UK, France, and Germany. You become liable for all damages, and can go to jail yourself.
ImHereToPissPeopleOff
It's not booby trapping, stuff just falls out of your truck
LordGrimstoned
Dumbfuck
CyborgScribe
No, placing nails point-up on the ground with the intention of crippling people or vehicles is exactly booby trapping.
ImHereToPissPeopleOff
A) easily argued B)if they are trespassing it's there own fault, if you break into my house I am allowed to use deadly force, no trespassing
seriouslythatusernameistakentoo
Pretty sure that is a ginger trap. Goes right to their feet because they don't have soles.
ironjudas
LeEpicGamer3000
Did you know, some peoe sau gingers dont have soulr, but the truth is everytime theu steal a soul theu earn a freckle.
NASAguy1000
As a ginger i approve of this.
forfour4nocation
Priceless
BenNevis2017
Someone fist me Jesus H Christ
LloydIsLloyd
One of the best comments I've ever seen on Imgur. +1 for damn sure.
olivertheyorkie
mentallychallengeaccepted
HOLY SHIT YOU WON THE INTERNET FOR TODAY
Surrenderyourkoolaid
PeeteePete
That was fucking great. Laughing out loud!
M1SH3LL3
We have a winner ladies and gentlemen
Britmon
Well I'm done commenting on imgur forever. There's no way anyone could do better than this you fucking genius.
mitchnlsn
Wow that's fucking incredible
HowDoMyFartsStillSqueekWhenIPoopSoBig
I love you mr sharp witted commenter person, you made my day / weekend :)
seriouslythatusernameistakentoo
Glad I could help!
DefinitelyNotAdolfHitler
Its a comment that only comes so once in a while, one so great, its deserving of a trophy. @sarah pls.
TexasRaised
Mentleman
i want seriouslythatusernameistakentoo to stay
seriouslythatusernameistakentoo
Thanks brah!
seriouslythatusernameistakentoo
SensitiveShiori
thank you for that laugh!
Beelsebooob
Upvoting because your original comment needed multiple up votes.
navyjeff
If this doesn't become one of the top comments of the day, Imgur has failed as a community.
seriouslythatusernameistakentoo
DobbelV
It became THE top comment. how about that..
navyjeff
I'm so proud of Imgur right now!
BitchButcher
@sarah Is there a pun award?
22HABU22
He got the pun award!
Janusha
Yes there is actually. And this one is gonna get it.
DirebadgerRPT
A very sharp comment.
wlxr
Stop breaking the meta.
OnlySonicCanCatchYou
I had to come back to this comment to upvote. Good job!
WellEducatedPornEnthusiast
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OttersAnonymous1
kitsaheartsgrievous
Take my fucking ginger upvote
HotDiggityDaffodil
"HA!!!" -me
JapAnus
You win
GangIsland
Ouch
njullpointer
I just... you win.
TheRicM
#NoOnesGonnaTopThatGif
dmuff
Now thats a comment @8ChairmanMeow8
TexasRaised
I don't know man it look like he actually out during the day
tbone413
I had to swipe back to upvote this
DeadWombat
God damn you... Take my upvote.
wobblej
Fuck you and take my upvote
22HABU22
Obviously you dont know that every freckle a ginger has is a soul theyve stolen. We SHOULD have super soul armor (if said ginger's freckled)
Dungeongeek
Boooo! +1
wooven
Y r u like dis
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodCthulhu
ImGooder
Dude the internet's still intact, but you for sure broke the comments section. Fucking perfect.
craaaaaaaaaaaaig
carrotsoup
MOOOOooom??
dj505
I really wish I could favorite comments
inferno34
SiriusWolf
You...you sob...+1
Remainder
Shit dude that was the first time I've cried in years. +1
0101010111010001
Goddammit... That's the best damn comment I've read all week
protostar777
You know shit went down when the reply to the top comment has more points than the post
protostar777
Well, it used too...
Thesacrificialpancake
seriouslythatusernameistakentoo
'blushes' thanks!
OfficialJoeBiden
I guess you earned this, then.
rob0237
You my good human... are absolutely fantastic and were I not going through a gut wrenching divorce I would take you in a manly fashion.
seriouslythatusernameistakentoo
GiddyKipper
Don't let that stop you ... if may make you feel complete and satisfied again
rob0237
Honestly with what she's putting me through, not being homeless would be satisfaction enough.
Janusha
Omg !
affoblast
I.. I think I love you..
seriouslythatusernameistakentoo
ImAMightyPirate
Boom. Outstanding
DobbelV
/a/hLUhX
kittyfloof
That is worth a high five! Damn. Brilliant comment!
seriouslythatusernameistakentoo
kittyfloof
Hells yes!
DutchyMcDutch
I love how you have more upvotes than the picture.
Blackterror25
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/900/481/9de.gif
itaintmyfault
Clever girl
parsious
thats classy son ...
Pianorati
seriouslythatusernameistakentoo
Pianorati
damnjulicious
Oh my god ahaha
Fairbas
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When the top comment gets more upvotes than your post
TheCuntCrusader
TRIPLE DIPPING
seriouslythatusernameistakentoo
ASDusername
Xorflank
Only because nobody truly cares for gingers
IdRatherBeOnThePlaystation
And he deserves every damn point.
kingkongmfg
The5lacker
I feel your pain, friend. Well, the comment pain. Not the "spikes through the foot" pain. xD
frassep
When the OP is tripple dippin'
AqualadTheRealMVP
OP is basically bathing in it by now
navyjeff
... they get a trophy.
Martecles
No worries I upvoted both of you,
Goglinko
I didn't
therealsiriusblack
Knive is plural it should be highknife or if both of them had a knife hand then highknives
Znayx
I guess rhyming with "five" is considered more important
therealsiriusblack
Its not even super noticeable though
CondescendingCunt
I downvoted both of them to compensate.
Nathanyel
Downvoted you to overcompensate.
ItalianSteak
UPVOTED HIM TO COMPENSATE
ThatOneGuyLufia
Username checks out
Mal1t1a
Soleless ginger
Znayx
Redundant much
imactuallypoopingrightnow
As a ginger I take offence to that, but also it's completely accurate.
inmate655321
Bra-fucking-vo!
IKnowWhatImWorth
You fucking fuck. Jesus Christ, how? Have you like 1500 kids? That's a dad joke on a level that shouldn't even be possible.
Znayx
This is my fucking dot. Nobody touch it.
itrymybesttooffendsomeone
More upvotes than the fucking post
SillyNarrator
The six people that downvoted his comment... they just want to see the world burn.
TheTearyOnion
Those six people just wish they were that clever
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Or they're dirty soulless gingers
seriouslythatusernameistakentoo
Phredly
*soleless
shoulkion
Currently this has 5000 points. I agree with that as a minimum
shamean
Beautiful.
QueenAmy
Unholy crap
CookiesnMiiiiilk
Fuck! You. Are. Brilliant
dasarsch
*slow clap*
CoomebackKidd
This joke has LAYERS.
Biggursmallz
Hmm Execution: 10. Damn good joke.
ashmenon
Holy shit @sarah we need to immortalise this somehow.
dghammer
AloneInTheLight
This might be the highest voted comment I've ever seen.
Thewolf1083
yomisimie
I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY! +1
easysteezyweezy
Boom
Thewolf1083
NotSoSaltyBoy
.
AnusReadyToBeRavaged
AddictedToCycling
Several minutes later and I still can't stop laughing at this...
aejhaa
This post deserves the front page because people need to see this comment
leighlovesbooks
This is officially the best comment I have ever seen on Imgur.
unattractivecheesepuff
HOLY SHIT
JuanM0reTac0
Who the fuck downvotes a gold comment like this?
walkingbread88
Thesacrificialpancake
Fuck, after reading this I question if I will ever be this clever.
MissDashLisa
Uriah30
My dad told him to talk with the track owners, came to agreement on time of day and everyone got along
Uriah30
Damn,I hit reply on wrong post. Here come the down votes
cshwk
Did it actually go into your foot, or did it miss you? Looks like you just missed.
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Three nails, one missed, one winged the sole, the other was too short and didn't reach my toes
Brones
Lucky! I've had several nails go right into my feet and it's less than enjoyable
FungusForge
I've stepped on a nail before. You got really lucky.
Showmeyourotters
I'd like to high-five you, but since I can't I'll just +1 for your awesome luck. Hooray for no tetanus!
Plaaant
Thank fuck
bilbo
I had something similar, huge nail straight thru my boot but managed to go right between my toes
BlueDsc
Oh thank fuck for that. I've stepped on a nail before and it's fucking horrible.
justanotherhooligan
Just awful stepped on one when I was a kid
puzzlehell
jesus...
ArtOzz
Lucky.
kongfuchicken
You used up a lot of luck, buddy. Stay safe for a month or two.
Pieala
Man, I must have used up a ton of luck somewhere, cuz I got none no more.
HelloMyNameIsHuman
I've had this happen twice, stepped on a pile of pallets, those nails go right through your boots, could only imagine running on one.
thegoodthebadandtheugly
Glad you are okay.
Viliny
As someone who had it come through the other side, good for you.
TheAmazingLibrarian
Glad it sounds like you're okay.
kangdangguychoi
go buy a lotto ticket
TyrantJester
Why? The luck was used.
HardCaulk
Seriously, report it to the police. They may already know who it is, if that person called them earlier complaining about the ATVs.
cakebacon
Oh thank God. I got a large tack in my foot once and that was bad enough.
Remainder
Stepped on a cactus-y thing in Big Bend NP in Texas last month, two 2" spikes went through my shoe and between my toes. Lucky AF
Ialwaysupvotewinston
Thank god
BrigidtheMechLady
You lucky bastard
jmrex
Tony?
IAmFeatherWeightHearMeRoar23
Hmmm that's pretty lucky for a ginger... Are you Irish?
2444666668888888101010101010101010
Luck mofo. a cousin who had the same thing happen. Couldnt walk for two months after. One of those big nails punched right through her foot
2444666668888888101010101010101010
People who do this are literal scum of the earth
Mechlai
glad you didn't get hurt, but I still actually agree it's a pretty genius idea if illegal 4 wheeling is bothering someone.
rvleshrac
Mantrap. Literally "Attempted Murder"
BiochemistsLikeJeepsToo
I imagine there are more efficient or legal options that don't risk mauling someone
cshwk
Close call.
idontenglishsorry
if there was a word that would closer the word close, it would be here
Noevilgifs
The closest call
Ronelyn
Having had a two-by-four accidentally nailed to my foot as a kid, you missed out on a multifaceted whirlwind of agonies.
Pieala
Whirlwind of agonies? I'm listening...
Ronelyn
Half-buil house in our neighborhood. Local kids playing hide and seek tag. I was it. I was in the attic and a friend ran by on the....
Ronelyn
...floor below. I jumped down. Landed on a board with a nail in it. Start screaming. Friend laughs his ass off. I try to lift my foot off...
Vanbytheriver
Call the police anyways, @op
EveryonesCousin
This. Keep someone from getting hurt.
ArchSchnitz
So, I'm a minimalist runner. That shit would have ruined about... three months of my life and set me back months of training.
0101010111010001
Right!? What's funny is last summer I left this same park in an ambulance after a bad bike crash. Almost happened again.
ThisIsGod
I'm a minimalist runner too. I'm so minimalist, I try to not even walk. What the hell is a minimalist runner?
VladTheInhaler1
Sue them anyways.
torontorocker
Found the American!
pancakeonhead
The nails?
IdoMath69
Sue who? I doubt the parks department did this.
RevanTheJedi
Them.
AutomationLayer
Them.
usersubbordercontrol
Still, the park should know what happened, and keep an eye out for people that come through
SarcasticComment
Bleh. sue first, notify never mentality. How is it their fault someone took it upon themselves to do illegal activity? Cant watch every inch
0101010111010001
Notified the parks conservation committee
IdoMath69
so you're going spend hundreds on a lawyer instead of a phone call to the city?
IdoMath69
No tetanus, no tetanus, no tetanus, NO TETANUS!
Pieala
Yeah, I'd get a shot anyways.
Wombatish
The IG isn't ind if he knows he's had any routine shot ever, so yep. Basically 0 risk if you do (even if extra), not 0 if you don't. Can *c*
Wombatish
*c* even upgrade to TDaP (if you still need adult booster) and prevent a few birds with one stone.
Wombatish
Well, not 'any'. You need the childhood series, but most people have had that/know if they'
BJA007
at least they didn't do the ol piano wire trick
username678
https://youtu.be/d_6uPvKX2dk
C0mtraya
LassieCrumby
There was a person my boyfriend knew that that happened to. Just brutal stuff.
sausageforscale1
When I was younger (14) I was jogging through a dimly lit forest BAM right into my gum sent me flying backwards had to have stitches.
ArtOzz
I fucking hate cyclists doing wheelies on pavement with people walking on it but even I find that trick vile and unworthy.
TheBengalKatLady
U mean like titanic wire shit on the deck? Wow if someone does that they at pure evil
Maraak
Yeah, had some local douchebags do it. Then they forgot and one of them drove into it himself & went to hospital with a fucked up trachea.
CrunchyApple
Talk about karma
RenaissanceFaireMan
Not sure why a piano would be out and about at the local park....
Hendlton
Do they put up warning signs when they do that? Because putting up warning signs would help a lot.
BJA007
no waring signs. If they go through the trouble of putting piano wire up they are out for blood and dont want anything to trace back to them
0101010111010001
No kidding
DoctorGaiusBaltar
Heads will roll
SkandranonBanefire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evvoPys48Hg
seriouslythatusernameistakentoo
That's the ending of wrong turn 4!
MagpieHyena
Oh my god that trick is awful... I had never heard of til one of our neighbors' daughters died from one while going for a ride.
dulakhc
Yeah and my friends dad..cycled at one.
zeusdemigod131
Wait really?
Mcshmile
My dads friend lost his teeth because of that shit
Vophsi
Well, thanks for the reminder to never go riding on something that's not enclosed.
Cal1te
Yup, close friend was seriously injured when one caught him across the chest a few years back. Fuckin' kids.
LandonSlayz
I always ride through my "course" slow the first time, except that came from me avoiding the nopes that make their webs on the trails.
Cal1te
For us it was a local course we used a lot on our bikes(125-400cc dirt bikes),We think it was some local scum who ride it on their strokers
cakebacon
We had some property that people were destroying with 4 wheelers. Logs/boulders where they entered stopped them without hurting anyone...
cakebacon
Putting up wires is just fucked up. No amount of property damage/trespassing is worth ending someone's life.
playstation360
Not to mention the people putting it up for the lulz.
GerhardRammelhausen
But isn't that kinda the whole idea, why everyone in the USA can have a weapon? Aside from forming a militia.
FindusSomKatten
i find that idea really strange.
Lilly64
Active defense vs booby trap. You have to be in reasonable danger for lethal force. A bit of piano wire doesn't judge that