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Marked Mature cause i can't believe Trump won...
Nov 9, 2016 3:09 PM
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IHATEEVERYONEONTHISGODFORSAKENWEBSITE
She kinda looks like a cat and not in a good way
grytelokk
This?
mikeatike
High enough armor class to defend against ISIS.
MrTigeriffic
I thought that was somebody else's hand
TheOneThatGotBanned
DisembodiedByTheGodly
Total Flilf
Toqom
I'd need a paper bag
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IneverCommentButWhenIdo
Wow that's a really awesome accomplishment, being hot! That's gonna work great for the USA...
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Vanbytheriver
Trump goes hard on illegal workers.
fadecomic
That's Donald's tiny hand.
EClaire1073
CalvinMcFly
So when do the really good ones start coming out??
ComplimentsToTheChef
Yes, she does.
Yidhra
She'd be a lot prettier if she wasn't taking that orange Donald dick.
geomin
Am I the only one that doesn't find her attractive?
IneverCommentButWhenIdo
No... she looks like a dude, and I don't like dudes...
Toqom
Thank God, I thought everyone had gone blind
CephalopodLodge
And the problem with this is?
scabab
who said there was a problem?
ashipthatshipsshippingships
He and his wife pulled most of the "family values" voters too. Hell of a time to be alive.
OnlyTheReactionGifOfElijahWoodSayingTerrific
festersen
Your determination is awe-inspiring!
OnlyTheReactionGifOfElijahWoodSayingTerrific
notabrony
Good on her. I'd be more impressed if you found a pic of her, like dressed in a stupid outfit selling Orange Julius' or something.
scabab
is orange julius what we're calling trump now?
Toqom
We are now!
hosstyle
Can't wait to hear her speak about education and family values
IneverCommentButWhenIdo
She'll probably stole it from Michelle Obama
hosstyle
Growing up as young black women was hard, but I prevailed
IneverCommentButWhenIdo
Lol
theuniverseissobigthatnothinginitmatterssowhogivesasquanch
Her shelf life as a Mrs Trump must be about up, we may see the first sitting president to get divorced marry a 22 year old.
RothChizzle
His daughter is only 22?
yloera
Naw trump will probably croak before then, poor fella. Not everyone can be a high hefner
pogon
And this week we start to see video of Mrs Trump swatting away her husband's hands...
IDontKnowHowToHuman
We're probably about to see the first president marry his own daughter.
EnvoyEngineer
Jealous? I am.
AnonresponsivE
Envious* and a little
EnvoyEngineer
Fair enough.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
You've gotten it wrong. The first lady isn't Ivana, it's Ivanka:
bluejegus
Jesus she looks 16 in that photo. Creepy creepy creepy
IDontKnowHowToHuman
I think she was younger, actually. But then again he publicly horny for her when she was a toddler. He's an ACTUAL incest-pedo.
GasBandit
No one cares? This is the third Melania post on the FP I've seen in the last 5 hours.
IneverCommentButWhenIdo
Congrats, you're that guy
GasBandit
Well HE'S the one saying "but nobody cares about Melania." Obviously people do, so that's a bitch move tryna get upvotes thataway.
IneverCommentButWhenIdo
you're a lot of fun!