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Nov 9, 2017 2:36 AM
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1down4up
As written by a fat guy...
Maldraek
#2 took me a minute.
dragonherder
That pong one is off just saying. Tennis for Two predates it by like 12 or so years.
CommonSnowflake
Always bothers me when people make fun of that makeup girl, like she has a single unattractive feature and everyone insults her? 1/2
CommonSnowflake
No wonder so many women have self-image issues. 2/2
tornadosandwich
That is definitely not the first TV, and you are not being nearly specific enough about what you mean by "TV"
SaFalken
I bet the skinny guys vs fat guys was drawn by a fat guy with a fedora.
Noughmad
#3 CRT screens are much more dangerous to the eyes than LCD ones.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
or LED screens. The other thing with VR headsets is the optics involved. Lenses typically increase the perceived distance to lower blur.
AnythingMuchShorter
If you think that's a crazy low budget PC you should see what wedding magazines call a "low budget wedding" Like $25,000.
BushWookie73
I would take that low budget pc "ef civic hatch" anyday if I can slap forged pistons,cam and a turbo on it and destory that ferrari.
CaptainCracker
What did you say she was going to steal, you uncultured swine? #2
movethebongos
Pong is not the first video game.
thomerow
One of the first video games: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennis_for_Two
malok
I'd argue the first video game would be space wars as TFT is an analog game played on a computer. (spacewar was coded, tennis wasn't)
storebrandproductmascot
And that's not the first TV, just the first mass produced one from 1946.There were TV stations that had been broadcasting for 15 yrs by then
storebrandproductmascot
Here's Philo Farnsworth's first electronic TV from 1927. He was 21 when he invented it.
SusieSoups
For the record, the only guy that's eaten me right was a skinny guy.
yourbassist
CRTs emitted small amounts of radiation, admittedly, not harmful. Your oled screen isn't doing that.
teknoman117
Still did fun things to your retinas over a long period. Main concern today is eye strain - you tend not to blink when looking at a screen.
pewpewpotato
Hey now....I love my skeleton. It's not like he doesn't try to be a teddy bear.
pipicacaboudin
werdmath
Get a fat guy who can also see his. Then you know he's hung.
BigKyri
HE'S, BOARD, is on FIIIRRRRRREEEEEEEE!
dawgpoundjoe
#8 If I had to guess, this was drawn by a fat guy.
CrunchyLookingLeaf
pong was not the first computer game. it was just the first popular one
ThunderChief00
To be fair you can build some really nice PC's on a low budget. https://pcmasterrace.org/builds
PaulMaguire
Wow what Ferrari is that?
DaleGribble88
Low budget.
scudbomb
I think its an Enzo, or a Spyder. I could be wrong.
opkraut
Nope, I believe it's a Jim Glickenhaus one off. It's definitely not an Enzo or Sypder though
scudbomb
Thanks for the knowledge ! Upvote pour vous
DangerTrain
That one comic written by a delusional fat guy.
Fragatron3000
Love the fat guy love. Thick dudes could use a boost. It ain’t easy being thiccer than a bowl a oatmeal
confirmsthings
That was not the world's first computer game. A long story short, it was a physics based tennis game on oscilloscope based computers.
BigAdam
#1 Fucking Roadkill Garage "low buck build" then drop 10,000 on it. Thats not low buck.
Verred01
I got bitched at by someone on Imgur along the lines of number one. PC Elitists are retarded.
idksomeusernamewhocares
Yea, I just want something better than my mac, and I got a hundred comments saying it wouldn't be worth it under $1000. :(
ProfessorPritt
Ps4 or xbox one at release about $399. Budget gaming pc about $500. Steam games $20, console $60 and pay $60 to game online.
RakiaTime
$500 for a budget gaming PC? Bruh you cant even build half a PC for that, anything under $1500 is useless
METAAAAAAAAAL
I don't know if things are different in the States, but where I live a gtx 1070 is easily as exspensive as a PS4.
movethebongos
Steam games for $20? Lets just check shall we. Latest AAA action game is CoD WWII and it’s.... let’s see... 59.99 on steam. Stop lying.
teknoman117
G2A BBY!
RakiaTime
You can get it for $45 from resellers
movethebongos
If those count then I can get console games for 45$ the same way
bryanew710
That last one is too adorable.
Gunthervonhinten
And then he body checked him again...
StraightForwardBio
12's gota help each other out
aselleus
Aww and they're both #12
mqm4141
Sportsmanship right there. The coach and parents did a good job.
scudbomb
Thats your feel-good gif tax right there :)
scudbomb
Did you notice that it’s #12 helping out #12?
bryanew710
I totally missed that!
Lulabel73
I had pong. God I’m old.
movethebongos
Pong is not even close to being the first video game
Lulabel73
I wouldn’t know I was about 4 when I got it.
DaleGribble88
First popular one? Maybe? Kinda sorta not really but if you look at it in the right light just a little bit?
jb32647
It was the first *cartridge* game, but not the very first one. It was a game for the Magnavox Odyssey I.
DaleGribble88
Even that is a stretch isn't it? Weren't there lots of arcade cabinets that could be modified by swapping sections of the board?
movethebongos
Space war was extremely popular and earlier than pong. But space war isn’t the first either.
AirlineGeek
Not gonna lie, the skinny guys vs. fat guys one made me feel kind of sad and insecure.
RazielReaver
Made me feel great :D Fat guys FTW :D
khimeira
I have seen it before. It's generally finished by a neckbeard with a mlp T-shirt saying "and that's why I'm the perfect lover m'lady"!
SanKa13
And “nice guys finish last”
UniKornzRainBowz
I had a buddy that would only date scrawny guys, I prefer meat on their bones. Everyone wins! Your perfect person will think you're perfect?
hr0nk
Don't feel insecure, my ex is a tall skinny and all the "fat guy" memes held true to him. I gained 20lbs bc he ate so much & I love food
scudbomb
Its just a meme bro. Women have unique tastes, despite what stereotypes imply. That said, I’m a dude so what do I know.
Mrihazcake
It's a cropped meme, it's supposed to be followed by some brony saying he's the perfect lover. Fedora and all.
VoltageXL1
Are you sure its cropped or was the ending was added by someone else?
bigbootybigfoot
Don't feel like that, skinny guys are great.
thefreestyler
That's very sad. I saw it as humoristic, and maybe as a little break from the constant stream of negativity that overweight people get..!
TheGoodKingOfImgur
That shit is so stupid. People like what they like. Pretty sure there are plenty of people not into fat guys
AirlineGeek
Yeah I agree, dumb shit like that doesn't usually get to me but for some reason that one made me feel offended.
ghostys
Haha most people arnt into overweight people. If we are being honest its not a positive trait
ImRelevent
Gives my the impression it was made by an angsty overweight virgin
SanKa13
*fatass neckbeard
twentyteu
Reading between the lines here.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
*Inflate fetish artist.
MackdomblesDarbleChaiseBarga
Dude, you gotta either accept your body or change it into what you want. I used to be overweight and hated myself. [1]
MackdomblesDarbleChaiseBarga
I have lost around 40 lbs and gained a bit of muscle at home with a $30 pair of adjustable dumbells and controlling my diet. [2]
MackdomblesDarbleChaiseBarga
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with being skinny or chubby; I'm just saying if you are not happy with your body, you must change it.
MackdomblesDarbleChaiseBarga
As someone who has struggled through this, feel free to message me.
noneedcaptain
As a skinny guy with a snake tattoo on his ribs, I feel personally attacked right now...
deadknightdistrict8
Lol
ladyanderpants
Body shaming is shit, whether they're male, female, skinny, or fat.
munamunadododododo
I think this is the first time ive seen that comic without a final panel showing it all to be a fat guys thought bubble.
saturnscape
I think that was added later as an edit
idej
Don't worry they just forgot to add the downside of a fatty is the inescapable BO & ASS stench
CrossStitchAddict
My ex husband is a big guy and he didn’t have BO or smell bad. He’s was one of those fashionable fatties with cologne and all lol
blu3carp3t
Oh that’s true. My best mate is a big guy and he...he smelly
PoesCrow
I’m 90% sure a woman did not make that comic
ImRelevent
Probably drawn up by a jealous, overweight virgin tbh
deadknightdistrict8
Lol
ChloePrice
As an overweight, undersexed person: I'd agree with that. I don't like the word but that was pretty damn cringy.
TURTLEWAX1
There's a last page that is missing that shows the comic is a thought bubble of a fat guy with a fedora thinking he would be perfect lover
Dokramuh
I don't think that was part of the original comic, but holds true nonetheless.
bradleylibralesso11
Could the exact same things not be said for skinny girl vs fat girl?
RonDonaldMan
Yee my boy likes bigger girls. He always says “more to hold”
That1SmokingDuck
More cushion for the pushin !
daewookie
not to complicate things but there's actually some decent intermediate states btw bone-skinny and fat called 'average,' 'fit' & 'athletic.'
moshthun
Back when I was skinny, I still had a soft layer (sorta moobs) over my chest, which made me look ripped but was super soft. Good times.
Herperchick
As a herper female I feel inclined to ask what species?
noneedcaptain
Y'know what, I never inclined to ask the artist what species exactly. I'd feel unscientific if I just said "cobra" but I'll do some googlin'
GumCuzzler
what is a herper.
Herperchick
Herpetology
StonerCatJay
She got herpes
noneedcaptain
Best I can tell, it's a King Cobra, naja naja (does that make sense to you?). It's got the hood with the spots that look kinda like eyes.
Herperchick
King cobra is O. hanna, they're not true cobras (true cobras being Naja) but yes, Naja naja is an Indian cobra
noneedcaptain
As long as it makes sense to somebody. I just thought it was a cool tattoo.
Herperchick
I had an ex that was a tattoo artist, saw his work, watched him tattoo others, then decided I'd let him tattoo me. It's awful haha
Herperchick
I had asked for a sugar skull version of medusa but use my actual pet snakes for her hair. I think a 5 year old would have straighter lines
DoggoPicsMakeMeHungry
Do you feel like a corpse, have bony fingers, and enjoy the obligatory postcoital cigarette?
noneedcaptain
No, yes, and no.
NeatoBuilds
Why not?
DoggoPicsMakeMeHungry
You're fine then.
KnownToThoseInTheKnow
Take Heart, some girls prefer pianist fingers.
abrakadumbass
something something 12 inch pianist
Shakenpeachtree
Penis fingers.
WigglesTheFox
FULLY ERECT HAND PENISES
NeatoBuilds
Fenis. pingers