toothlessvampire
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Apr 25, 2017 7:33 AM
toothlessvampire
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Cliccclacc
My pal thought it said netflix
MrNoodlemansbrother
Father of the year.
EliteSpork
...Please? ...Peace? ... OH PENIS!
noneyobusisness
jcoh84
your dad is the hero we deserve
Crossman22
????enis
cobra29935
Now thats just a dick move dad
stainlessteelmohawk
I feel sorry for the E. Hold that damn pose. LOL
arvee3
Send nudes
RBBaker
Suddenly I'm overtaken by shadow penis envy.
ticktockbent
If you get the right angle it looks yuge
OPsFather
Hehehe
112864
that's dadication
wormsdie
Who's the daddy?
SethCronyn
SireOnion
Oh
HylianFox
I guy had the easiest job
ImCanadianAndILikeItEh
Great dad material
stainlessteelmohawk
What would fatherhood be without a P E N I S ?
Kirbysav
Looks like the dad laughed so hard he pissed himself
IPointAtThings
"PENAS" what is that?
2oonhed
It's a Mexican drink. You never heard of PENAS COLADA?
IWishIHadASoul
SenorLemmiwinks
What's Pen15?
RantMannequin
The kid that made the "E" moved up, smart
LeFakeDonaldJTrump
egonBWONG
Dad is a cool guy. Always remember this
TheCrackerBarrel
forgetthisnoise
I thought it said relax...
smallskillerofhambino
MeisPip
meisterdot
cravingdeath
krjal
ah, this is the correct one
GrimDarkRealities
Never seen the reverse, thanks.
Raileks
I have rarely seen this gif without the reverse posted directly behind it.
AwesomeName
(Several years ago) Dad: "Let's go for another kid." -- Mom: "Really? Why?" -- Dad: "You'll see..."
TheAxlotlinfinitum
Heheheh.
fredsthebestest
Boobies!
Limpdidit
(Now) Dad: "Let's go for another kid."-Mom:"okay"-several years later....Dad-"VAGINA"
shmekie
WORTH IT *dies with a smile the next day*
ForestAcrobat
At least he didnt boo her vagina...
meta666
You don't know that
Limpdidit
I understood this reference
Worble
'Several' years go! Amateur, i'm gonna convert to a religion where I can have multiple wives and impregnate them all at once for this joke.
WilwoWaggins
So this is the sequel to the "Dick" pic?
mrassplay
All your female relatives won't volunteer? Mom, sister, aunt?m, grandma?
LevelNinetyNineWizard
What if they were all impregnated with twins. Or all had triplets.
BishlamekGurpgork
Then you can make bigger letters. Or even a whole limerick.
SuharuStormrage
You can't just stack babies, they move around all the time.
crazydog97
You can if they're dead
InsertRandomObject
That's quitter talk, friend
myotherusernameismyotherusername
I'm not your friend, buddy.
BLATANTHUMANISM
I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY GUYYY!!
ByronByroff
He's not your buddy, pal.
PascalCasedUserName
This should be the model for all future captchas
[deleted]
[deleted]
gablestout
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=captcha
toothlessvampire
^This
Dramacian
Won't work long.
IronicUsername
stainlessteelmohawk
Admitting it is the first step.
Treblaine
Baddog7120
Your dad sounds like a dick
PascalCasedUserName
Get it?
Baddog7120
yes you do
toothlessvampire
Not my pic or dad. Which I had a fun one like these kids when I was a lad.
Baddog7120
Meant to be a pun on the fact that he made everyone do the word penis, sarcasm is difficult to covey on a text medium
toothlessvampire
Ah.
ratfaceddog
It's not really that hard to convey, but it's hard for some people to get.
Baddog7120
Ha I see what you did there
palmedace
Is the N made up of one guy holding the other guys dick?
bvtthole
No
jGRite
No, but you know what....
Ringdingdong7
Penis
btimup
"But dad said we had to" - Sarah, it's been two days since that photo
Falos
It'd be damned half-assed if not!
homoerection
I hope so.
AlcoholicSpastic
Asking the real questions here
serialkillazjungle
I bloody hope so!
td2f
maybe you should go see a doctor if you think it's normal that a penis starts at the height of your knee
Havacado
Erections would cause you to pass out.
Bradswifi
she's got her knee bent and foot up and he's holding her foot..source: I have a penis
HoldMyWater
Your penis isn't as big as your leg? What a loser!
palmedace
But do you have a sense of humor?
stainlessteelmohawk
My humor bone is broken...
Znayx
His "Source: I have a penis" part illustrates his sense of humor.
MediocreExtremist
that would be called "mutually exclusive" /s
ResidentPetrolHead
Looks like a guy teaching towards a girl's butt.
ResidentPetrolHead
Actually, her knee is bent backwards and he's holding her shoe. Case closed
LastoftheMcKettrickSupplicants
Nice work Detective PetrolHead. You play by your own rules but this time you've gone too far. I'll need your badge and gun on my desk.
ResidentPetrolHead
How long do you suspect my suspension will be, Sergeant McKettrick?
LastoftheMcKettrickSupplicants
Until you learn that we do things by the book around here! So help me PetrolHead! Now get out of here! I can't wait to retire next week..