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Oct 7, 2022 1:24 AM
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AHussarsLance
Yes, but what about second Balrog-infused candy bar?
solmazer
scoutMoonDiver
Yummmmm. Chocolate covered balrog!
doodleman1
All of my children’s candy bars will be.. tested
dougpy
Those SHALL NOT PASS parental inspection
Starbolt81
The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep into the candy bucket.
friendsofsandwiches
As it goes through the digestive system. Colindolf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
FailureFactory
Beat me to it.
dudedude09
Jesus. Those give me heartburn.
crashyn
I thought they would give constipation... you shall not pass....hehe
clearlyselfloving
you give that to me
deetatron
Jaqdakloun
Awww, I was hoping for drugs.
MrHainey
Hasn't ANYONE considered that this is cunning campaign by those dreadfully anti-obesity people who are intent on making children..,,,healthy
MrHainey
I mean to say, is there notthing 'they' won't do to reduce health complications to improve quality of life. Feee Fetanyl c'mon
TheNextD117
squillis
This is funny because people are worried about fentanyl in their candy and that sounds like it would be an elf of the first age
SpecialContainmentProcedures
The Balrog of Morgoth... What did you say?
JustMe4455
Flee you fools
Bokkanb
Isnt it "fly"?
Mostlydeadpool
I thought my snickers tasted a little like fire and darkness. I thought it was just the spicy kind. Everything is spicy these days.
MollyInanna
You're not yourself when you're hungry, Balrog. *eats Snickers* *becomes Mike from Monsters Inc*
Voric13
3Davideo
"I roll to seduce." "For the last time it's a BLOODY BALROG!"
omnifella
Fly, you fools!
Muunk
swords are of no use here. RUN.
certainlynotaserialkiller
eating it is not a problem. the problem is when you have to pass it.
qget
your comment is soooo under rated
certainlynotaserialkiller
Yes it is
BuBBaJoes
My son is a servant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you flame of Udun. YOU SHALL NOT PASS
splud
Mom, why are you eating my candy? I'm checking it for your safety
SmokyDoggg
Balrog you say
lDAHO
im only here for this comment
FlightyZoosh
honda4wssi9
flyeaglesflyeagles
FBIAgentFoxMulder
secularink
MrPoopcicle
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
PrincessRaiden
USERNAME5647382910
69ronin
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
Attaroo
For the Children delved too greedily and too deep for their chocolate
TygrF
Just developed a sudden intense craving for Hershey's Mithril...
AnonKneeMoose
Given how light and tough mithril is… 100% a nougat
Attaroo
It's delicious but awfully chewy.
TygrF
Exactly! No downside!
TygrF
(...and now your comment has me confused about which post this is b/c I'm also in another comment thread abt "Dahmer")
PeeterGrant
sweetnaivety
this is litrerally the post right before for me lol
DragonbornHelix
Melmes
pigoverthere
I was inspired to make a reaction clip
PeeterGrant
Perfection. Yoink - I will use it from now on too!
Jaqdakloun
You magnificent bastard, I salute you !
Fuckweasel
PhilKenSebban
Just gotta watch an episode of fox news, the drug dealers in their houses are giving kids balrogs, servants of morgoth. To ruin this county
Rehjee
secularink
? I don't get it.. I mean my friend doesn't get it. How can he get it?
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SniffsMcgee
?
MrStickyCheeks
I watched it on mute and know exactly what that person sounds like.
Daemencer
Funnily enough, she does look like him as well
Daemencer
I guess that's what any hamburger infused human ends up looking like
TheChunguskaEvent
man Khazad dûm-dûms are the worst candy
FarceMajeure
I don't know, are they are bad as a Chunky bar? Those fuckers have raisins
DonutOlympian
geoffreyfourmyle
Ajdamus
For another up vote was made!
DeeDoubleYu
Ryebread91
My favorite are the two sours.
manhands
Imallupinthebenz
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Only if you bite too greedily and too deep.
PTNLemay
That reminds me, say what you will about the new show. Their portrayal of Kazad Dum has been super fun so far. I want more Durin.
override367
the dwarves are the dwarfiest dwarves and I love it
SleeperXib
I love getting to see it in it's prime. The mithril thing seems weird to me but, I'll roll with it. Dwarf ladies need beards though.
chiechien
They have wispy muttonchops!
Movietimeme
There are beardless dwarf ladies in the hobbit Desolation of Smaug.
RemtonDulyak
Dwarf ladies with beards is still a controversial topic, since it's never been clearly stated in the books. The only stuff we got is /1
RemtonDulyak
Gimli saying "they resemble dwarf males", which doesn't automatically imply the presence of beards. Plus, this is written as a "rumor" /2
RemtonDulyak
In the appendix, not even as an open mention in the novel.
SleeperXib
The was also a bit in the Hobbit where you see a drawing of Gimli's mom with a full beard.
inkasep1
I really like the show, you just have to accept that literally every single aspect of it is all fan fiction.
16bitStarbuck
Not a hard thing to accept for me to enjoy. But they do draw from the appendices in the LotR trilogy right? So it's not 100% contrived.
inkasep1
Nnnnot really. Most of the characters don’t exist outside the show (obviously not counting famous names)
inkasep1
Neither do the tower in the beginning or the adjacent towns