Mommyofmany
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Oct 3, 2017 4:52 AM
Mommyofmany
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Gdeadman
I care for the young until they are slaughtered
gremlinsupreme
I char and chop flesh for hundreds of people a day.
Awesoman66theCactusLord
Chef?
stabbedintheface
I use mathematical games to decide who lives and dies
KtadahDee
I pour poison into drinking receptacles which people pay to consume
Cr1spyEvergr33n
I handle unknown packages...no questions asked...
BaronVonBadass
I deal with the public
Awesoman66theCactusLord
Truely terrifying
horus127
I convince young children to undertake activities they don't want to do, that will change them forever, possibly scarring them.
HighPriestessofSoFrickingTired
Military recruitment
KotalDom
Oh god it's camp all over again...no....NOOOOOO
JustSomeGuyWithAComputer
Father McDonnogh?
Awesoman66theCactusLord
Teacher?
KonKelikulkee
I guide people to small rooms. After being there for awhile I force them to pay me...
Jistax
I make computers smart so they one day can kill us
talen5612
I commute daily to a place that we aren't allowed to leave, are forced to work and cannot eat or rest until told we can do so.
Awesoman66theCactusLord
I assist my father in the maintinence and piloting of deadly machines that murder or spawn plants for sustinence
heavenlydonut
I'm a teacher.
HereticalCactus
Dude there are children here.
TheDarkLordEgg
jesus dude, im not gonna be able to sleep now
colombocock
Winner
Cr1spyEvergr33n
cloverexposed
johnnymc87
texasjimmy
Larryjesusnme33
CephaloGeek
I murder invertebrates so I can cut up their brains up on a deli slicer
EreborRedwolf
I touch other peoples keyboards
Xsiah
I just threw up inside my mouth a little
ralphtmnt
I am charged with predicting the future and if I don't do it well enough people can die
supertech11
I have to work in peoples basements.
Nehpets420
Listen to the curses and screams of people without brains
providedlava
I slice dead flesh and prepare it for immediate human consumption
providedlava
I also chop up heads. Nbd.
colombocock
I put people om a metal container and drive them to the neighbour town
DontLookAtMePenis
I pull dead bodies out of freezer and have sex with them... Wait
ihavepepperoniinmybra
I make people feel good about mutilating their bodies.
ProgeriaProstitutes
Fitness instructor?
ihavepepperoniinmybra
Customer service for a plastic surgeon
PsycheClone
I get in people's brains and poke around.
Lythandar
Everyday I sit down at my desk sip my coffee and manipulate the masses with words and get them to do things to their cellphones
nearurod
I look inside brains, to see what shouldn't be there.
thejason6688
I am a third world population control specialist
TungstenOrbital
I try to avoid hitting people with metal things on wheels
DamnAutocorrelation
Train driver?
Illmatik451
Bus driver?
Awesoman66theCactusLord
Trucker?
TungstenOrbital
I wish
LexLuthorForPresident
I noticed that you said "try." What's up with that?
TungstenOrbital
They get in the way
SexuallyImpotentTyrannosaur
I get paid to sit idly and watch the world burn itself to the ground.
ralphtmnt
God?
SexuallyImpotentTyrannosaur
Retired.
yankinmyD
Rob people with their consent
shaggykx
You're a tax collector?
yankinmyD
I buy and sell gold and silver
mud33y
I get robbed every season, lose my social life, and am forced to memorize chapters in a revolving book that gets outdated within a year.
Illmatik451
College student.
Awesoman66theCactusLord
Student?
mud33y
TheManInTheWall
Just started college...
TedTheMan
I grow bacteria to contaminate other peoples food.
HungryLikeTheWookie
Injects the mold into blue veined cheeses?
TedTheMan
Mold is actually in the milk uniformly to start with. Cheese is just speared to create openings for oxygen to get in to allow mold growth.
OneArmedDuckFucker
terrorist?
TedTheMan
cheesemaker/terrorist... is there really much difference?
Somethinginthewoodshed
Blessed are the cheesemakers
OneArmedDuckFucker
It depends on the type of cheese.
TedTheMan
I make mostly cheddar and jack. but is have Judged some really stinky and offensive cheeses.
OneArmedDuckFucker
5/7 would strike you off the NSA watchlist. jack I don't know, but cheddar is good.