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HatredandVitriol
Remember, if you don't make partner, you are a failure.
Nurse4Brains
Best will Ferrell movie. Shake and bake!
CaffeineManic
Wait, is he running for president in 2020? That rhetoric has been working so well with the willfully ignorant.
Eqtal
Literally two days ago: boss: "Where do you hope to see yourself next year at this time?" Me: " answering this same question."
comacomacomacomachameleon
i just don't give a shit any more and gave myself a couple of "low performance" ratings for shit I really don't need to do.
vixvox
We had rankings 1-5 on our for different skills. I put a 5 on making client CDs & got in trouble. Apparently no one is perfect at anything.
bad1080
god i need to rewatch that movie... just rewatched anchorman, was kinda scared if it still holds up after the 2nd was such a disappoint...
Starbolt81
I don't remember this Trump interview.......
bearjester
Hey I just graduated college 3 years behind schedule. Downvote me to oblivion but I’m drunk and on on Imgur and I’m fuckin proud of myself
mcbotulism
"I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then fuck you."
Entourage
Her reaction looks so genuine in this scene.
PinPointSnarkuracy
He's known for ad-libbing, so this probably is one of those moments.
jenesasquatch
MRW my boss asks me about my 2019 goals
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BrianThunderSnakeJuiceSpokesman
“...Jen maybe HR isn’t the best career path for you.”
Ladydeth68
That IS what is best.
MrStealYourGiF
R U sure? "My last husband put up shelves better" "Your dick doesn't reach as far as his did" "Pfft deer? Bob used 2 get rabbits that size."
SuperTacticalSandwich
I don't know who this Bob guy is, but he sounds like a jerk.
Iwasoutedbyatroll
I never know what to do with my hands during a performance review...
McJersey
Just keep them by your side...
KingBeardy
Firmly but smoothly rub the outside your pants along your shaft, whilst looking the reviewer in the eye. This shows confidence and dominance
chefryank
Close up magic tricks
CaffeineManic
Wrap one hand around the reviewers cock.
mastshin
and vigorous jazz hands with the other.
soylentbeef
My boss asked me to set a goal for the next quarter and I said "learn actual magic." Then I had to pick another goal
yellowrock
Magic: the Gathering is pretty easy to learn, and fun to play!
AnalFistingPornstarLegendWolverine
Learn it anyway, then turn your boss into a toad for stepping on your dreams.
soylentbeef
I like my boss. I would probably just use my powers as a reason for growing my beard out.
FrightenedInmateNumberTwo
https://imgur.com/zNDsLHk
soylentbeef
This is my dream
Ifyoucandodgeawrenchyoucandodgeaball
One perfect cartwheel
soylentbeef
Not exactly my definition of magic, but it would still be worth achieving
CrazyQwert
They just don’t want you to get too powerful! Don’t be deceived!
soylentbeef
Oh. I am absolutely still learning magic. My Cape would seem silly otherwise
IRecordYourComments
You sound like my data QA coworker. He loves to do magic.
soylentbeef
Is it David Blaine?