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#giantcoconutcrab #creepy
Nov 20, 2017 1:34 AM
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#giantcoconutcrab #creepy
Catcomet
I saw a video of one with a fidget spinner.
Mommasaurusrex
I wonder if they were mainly birds until the birds stop staying on the islands that have them and then the crabs ate coconuts to adapt.
LiterallyAWizard
Well Tamatoa hasn't always been this glaaaam~
reesareesa
Burn it all... The whole world.
Klingon00
I was a drab little crab once! http://68.media.tumblr.com/1501764a6193989da02d1b1ad1aeae1f/tumblr_oiiim2BjT31sqjtkeo4_400.gif
llcoolj
Shit, my head looks like a coconut.
CadillacRick
Someone call a Cajun and fetch the boilin pot!
RSEVB
Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
MrHumberfloob
yifin
Some of these Bastards may have eaten Amelia Earhart
DickbagMcDicksucker
Mirelurks! Vats vats vats vats vats vats
SuperTuna
Lemme guess... Australia?
xaenex1
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Btv1OD_CUAAICrF.jpg
OliverKlosof
Taste like Crab, walk like people.
ldworemsalmonfisher365
I just want to touch it
EasyAsAB
noctisumbra0
This isn't, though https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/11/watch-giant-coconut-crab-attack-unsuspecting-bird-spd/
WhatTheDormouseSaid
"No more shrooms for me" -that dog
SteveLux
stabbedintheface
They weren't always quite so glam. They were sad little crabs once...
onepinksheep
Well, time to listen to the soundtrack again.
The1with1cup
Did your granny say "Listen to your Heart"?
LiloPleo
Be delicious on the inside...
The1with1cup
He needs 3 words to tear her argument apart...
GandalfTheGhey
PatronSaintofKillers
https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/11/watch-giant-coconut-crab-attack-unsuspecting-bird-spd/
hangemhigh13
Welp. This wasn't terrifying one bit..
kangaroosandoutbacks
Dad-a-chum?
EmotionallyTransparent
They eat coconuts and birds when they can get one. They wipe out bird populations on island because they climb trees to find nests.
BardbarianDancer
They may have eaten Amelia Earhart too.
TheNighUnstoppableForceKnownOnlyAsThomasCorso
Once she was dead, right? Right?
BardbarianDancer
Probobly, but they are opportunists, hence killing the birds
CatlynnHighlights
So this just tells me that Hellnope, Nevergoingthereistan exists.
dru84
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
aleister94
I read an article the other day that said Amelia earhart might have been eaten by giant coconut crabs
gerthzilla
Did they eat the plane too
aleister94
I choose to belief they flew away in the plane to become a team of international mystery solving crabs
Pudgychihuahua
Better than the stuff found in the water
standpatrickharris75
Pudgychihuahua
A Japanese Spider Crab
afx82
Some say that earth is rotating because these fuckers are walking on it. I say nuke them
topchelff
Tamatoa damn go back into the ocean
TheMershedPerderder
Mommasaurusrex
Cheerleader crab
LordTaterjr
ridge
I love cocaine!
TheGingerBatman
I wonder how they taste?
PreciousPotato
That's so human of you. :)
diregamer
Probably with their tongues...
Allofyoush
*mouths
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
endangered.
KurtCobainsBrains
Like nightmares
PositiveRees
I was about to say the same thing. But could you imagine the price of it?!?
Bolognapogna
You gotta flush out their systems with something like coconut milk before eating. Otherwise they taste like shit.
ylimexyz
They taste amazing !!
myaestheticis2000smovies
Like food
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Delicious enough that they have been extirpated from a number of islands where they once occurred.
obviouscoconut
Depends. Gotta make sure you don’t get the scavenger on some of the dirtier beaches. But very rich and meaty.
ArtOzz
Crabby.
BadAdviceTerry
Not as good as coconut shrimp
Rapwall
Ya I wonder if they would enjoy feeding on you
Roland191145
Like...like coconut?
chonas
Like normal crab.
ItsPronouncedImageER
Yes, they are called coconut crabs because they open coconuts w thier claws and their meat is infuse w coconut oil since that is their diet
zoomist
Snowballs are better
TimmyTimm
Am I in Skyrim?
ThatoneQuebecguywhothinkshesCanadian
When the guy who sent you on a quest to kill these things and promptly challenges a dragon, yes.
VectorCross
I thought it was a mirelurk from fallout4
IfYouLiveAroundMeLetsGrabABeerOrBottleOfWhiskeyOrBurnAHouseDown
*checks knees for arrows* naw
ArcherOfTheGorgonites
Dovakin! Dovakin! Not a single sardine! For the night, for the wolf, for the god of the sky!
Combatmatt
FUCKING MUDCRABS!
CadeII
I've fought OOOUUU mud crabs more fearsome than you!
TheRealWop
I got dark tower flashbacks
moricai
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
I feel like it wouldve been perfect if he turned away from masterchief and saw thomas the tank engine breathing fire.
Shads
You should watch the source video if you haven’t. It’s amazing. Videogamedunkey is the YouTuber, it’s the only skyrim video he did I believe
Daqonium
.
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Link? I'm lazy.
Scubasteve0571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6yHoSvrTss