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Feb 14, 2017 7:41 PM
Asaroth
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alexkealeyak47
We need smaller cows
forfour4nocation
Allah Akbar
ByTorandthesnowdog1
I was cutting lumber today at work and had a random cut at 800 millimetres. Searching the garbage I found one at 800 mm on the dot. I believ
goldensky
Oy. Let people think what they think unless it's going to get someone shanked or whatever.
rockettbabe
Hey now. Why do they have to put down Wisconsin? Why not Iowa or Ohio? We grow better corn than both of them!
larryrocketpants
I've said it before, and I'll say it again...That is a lot of semen.
berry0205
Yeah - go god, gotta protect us cheeseheads
buttsextrex
Classic Kathy in Dunghole
Mitchz95
SOMEBODY DIED, BARBARA!
iDigDinos
That looks like man milk
Onestrangeguy
That milk looks nasty I would not use that for anything
DrSchmolls
its milk with a shadow on it
TeamToasterNeverForget
as a chemist; always take the measurement from the bottom of the surface arch..
Skippler
It looks like it's being swirled around in there. Or else gravity isn't the same in Wisconsin
pikapoof
Exactly?! EXACTLY!
TheoryOfRelativeTea
Clearly she doesn't know what a meniscus is.
BrawnyMan312
The internet should let her be happy with her milk.
goldensky
If only I could give you more upvotes. Leave her the hell alone.
8PiLoT0
No. We cant let people have differing beleifs and naivety.
RelaxImAProfessionalRussian
She's not going to show the internet how she milked that out? ... of the bottle?
MrtheOffender
Well in god's defense, world peace is a lot harder than getting a pubescent boy to cum in a carton so the liquid is exactly 2/3 cups
UserSubHunterOfIndeterminateGender
ISaidSarcastically
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
It's this a subtle way of confessing that you just topped up the milk?
Mavgurian
"Enriched" is the word you are looking for.
RiskytheKing
gerdygerdygerdy
Look at the birds of the air: They do not sow or reap or gather into barns--and yet your Heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more
gerdygerdygerdy
Valuable than they? && ask and you will receive
Dispari
If you measure out a gallon it's always going to be some basic fraction of a cup (16 cups in a gallon). This happens to me regularly.
ShiftingPattern
Some of us actually drink our milk, or add it to cereal without measuring it out.
Dispari
I do that too, but it still happens.
ShiftingPattern
And does it happen "always" like you wrote? No. Unless you make it happen or don't use your milk in an objectively normal fashion it's rare.
Dispari
I don't know why milk measuring is such an intense debate for you, but I said it happens "regularly," not every time.
ShiftingPattern
You literally wrote "always." Scroll up. Not to mention, even "regularly" is a gross exaggeration. It happens by random chance almost never.
jackoffalltraides
She won't post about the next time when she only has 1/3 cup. Christianity.
ForgotMyOtherAcct
*the stupid parts
GettinSprucy
As a christian this woman is not very smart
ShadowBannedForMakingMemes
Uh oh you dropped your fedora!
HorseGirlErection
Does every comment criticizing religion really still warrant a fedora joke? How many years until that's over?
gravyandfries
how do you drop your fedora? You wear it on your head, if anything it'd fall off M'lady.
ShadowBannedForMakingMemes
You have experience, yes?
jackoffalltraides
Much better than "fuck off"
ShadowBannedForMakingMemes
Yeah it made me look fucking stupid
ShadowBannedForMakingMemes
Oh darn you saw that haha
jackoffalltraides
Shall we disengage? I'm kinda watching new girl
ShadowBannedForMakingMemes
Come back :'(
Mutamn
P.s that's not a full 2/3 cup, when accounting for the meniscus.
PapaPengo
Talk nerdy to me!
Dherm
Beware the meniscus curve
Orionsdick
gogert
So just because she has a meniscus she can't do math? (Before I'm accused, yes. Joking.)
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
And it isn't even milk, the is clearly semen.
MistryBabylon
yeah God is totally trolling here and her recipe will taste shit...
YouCantSitHere
Or the transfer loss
PatrollinTheMojave
What does the powerhouse of the cell have to do with this?
RyeInACan
I gave the milk a reverse meniscus. Shut your Mortal-hole.
KingTopher
READ FROM THE MENISCUS!
Flapperghast
Now come on, if standards for miracles were THAT high, they'd be rare...
IOnlyUpvoteSouthDakota
How much of an effect would there be in this size of container?
DecorativeCacti
Depends on the recipe and total volumes. I wouldn't use that for baking without compensating.
doombuddy
Lol Christians are so dumb amiritw
Textuality
Well, nobody ever said god was perfect, right...? :)
HitlersSpirit
It's within tolerance
Dicho83
Meniscus?! I hardly put my peniscus in a ma- uh I give up. Im shit at snappy comebacks ... but we arent here to talk about OP's mom.
Kommadore
I'm sure that measuring cup isn't NIST certified either, God's really shooting from the hip on this one.
WholesomeCrackwhoresForSale
and foam
servingmytimeinusersub
I'm confused. Isn't a thing in the knee?
Darxtar2015
An.... Arrow...?
worldsokayestspeler
Also yes. Meniscus is where the liquid bends up the walls and kinda makes a bowl, you measure to the bottom of the meniscus.
Mutamn
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meniscus_(liquid)
Verldemert
Huh. So that's what that is.
Kyrian
Ok, that's enough learning for me for one day. I'm going to bed.
Verldemert
Huh. So that's what that is.
BonaFide
I think you are thinking about the knee bone. The knee bone's connected to the... thigh bone.
innodence
Patella.
Brunitski
I can see where this is headed.
ThePornBroker
The head bones connected to the neck bone.
mrsthsnt
Why is it so translucent? Looks like it was well watered down.
commentspider
Maybe she poured in some water so she could make the post? Just speculating
VanBuren43
I immediately thought the same.
Andilee
Skim milk is a thing.
DontTalkToMeOrMyWaifuEverAgain
how dare you call that milk
RelaxImAProfessionalRussian
Well.. technically it was milked out.. sooo
Mistruths
How dare you give a shit.
DontTalkToMeOrMyWaifuEverAgain
It's water trying to be milk who wouldn't give a shit.
Andilee
It's for people on a diet who just want to taste the flavor of milk.