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KeatonJazz
Feel old now? "But Daaaaaaaaad!"
Wolfsleigher
They always just read the name off my credit card... they never ask me.
tacosandedm
DennysGrandSlamSupreme
I like that they couldn't tell if it was "chaporone" or "chaperone" so they tried to play it off like it could be either
mastshin
My friend and i stopped into a starbucks, his name is john but she wrote magikarp since he had on a magikarp shirt.
oxfordfreestyl
Easy there, Carmenjelo
warlockaflocka
His skin is cinnamon!!!
IAmLookingForSomeoneToShareInAnAdventure
Lol, classic staff!
astrogeek
*STAFF
IEatWafflesDaily
TheRealDurdan
That was quick
BadGrammirNazi
Ohh topical
18yearoldBlackDynamite
good on ya, ol chap!
ashittypuncomment
He has a friend named Ry
AwkwardKeming
They hope to get free viral advertising.
kiddub
Yeah, Starbucks needs the money.
iamherakles
as a barista, we don't mess names up on purpose, people just mumble and it's annoying to have to ask them to repeat (this is an exception)
Merhabi
Sure.
DeathsDeathOfRats
Plus it must add a bit of excitement to their day.
Buttlickerourpriceshaveneverbeenlower
Interesting name, you French?
slvrscoobie
Lovely accent! New Jersey?
nanflasted
No, he's Chaperone
0ByteMe1
Sounds exotic
ibeandrew
Eh bien il doit être français avec un tel nom.
Buttlickerourpriceshaveneverbeenlower
Oooo, I know a little French too... *Ahem* HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS!
Executor32
Omelette du fromage.
ibeandrew
Hold on man, I know some Texan *ahem* BOY I TELL YA HWAT, THEM COWBOYS SHO KAN PLAY A MEAN FOOBAW. HOO WEE!
0ByteMe1
GUUUNS, amirite?
Buttlickerourpriceshaveneverbeenlower
Aren't stereotypes fun?!?
ibeandrew
Fun as fuck, my guy.