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Kerrisimo
It's waggling its tail at everyone.
IvanStroganoff
Instructions unclear, screams at own ass.
MidwestNiceOutEast
I am the captain now.
IFoisGrasMyself
"What are those troublemaking kids doing on my lawn?!"
ThoseDamnDirtyHumans70
Ohh crap, I think I now have an opossum's shed.
Retrikaethan
heard ya'll were lookin for this: http://www.poppy-opossum.com/
dillonz1502
One.. Pissed.. Squatter
oopsididitagain51
battlepants
Is it AN opossum because starts with O, or A opossum because it is pronounced starting with a P?
MrRaiders
I bet no one pronounces her last name correctly.
AwkwardKaffs
I had a prof with this name, so I know it. But deff not on the first try lol
kamosey
Owlpossum.
IAmJustAFigment
galeebstunktoof
Look at me... I'm the captain now
ShoutingGopher
Summer lovin
greensinoz
Looks mean and ugly.
OurLadyBabalon
Screams at own ass
zolopane
When your ramen noodles are so fire they call you Grand Maggie
OffenisiveLlama
I'm sorry but that last name is a train wreck.
goddessofgreen
Pick up that box and relocate that cat food stealing rat
Wauphale
Nobody gets to see the Wizard! Not nobody, not no how!
DanFranzen
"Look at me. I am the bird now!"
Pokegeologist
Truly a majestic creature.
Whackjob
You must answer me, these questions three, ere the inside you see. WHAT... is your favorite color?
MinorityRetort
"I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for Grand Maggie..." -]Possum, probably.
13thDiablo
Has anyone been able to track down that tweet? I want the full res pictures.
vilesavantx360
Thats a weird looking bird.
snakeoilsalesman
A Lesser Spotted Tuberculosis Pigeon.
DankSatan
Don’t be rude, that’s someone’s grandma
imp00ping
I think it may be acoustic
IRespondWithSpongebobGifsUsually
vihra
I think she might be right...
just4thelolz
Let's not jump to conclusions though.
zoigo
there's still chance, tho
TheStargateIsReal
Isn’t your cousin grandma your grandma too?
hungrybookworm
not necessarily. You have two grandmas and you only share one of them with your cousins.
hungrybookworm
(And your other grandma with your cousins from that side. And so your cousins from 2 sides are not each other's cousins.)
Shaows
Grand Maggie? Is she the leader of the women's chapter of the KKK?
WhoToldYouLifeWasFair
Grand-Ma G. Grandma G.
nominaltoactual2
No.
LadyWidebottom
Isn't that the Grand Wizard?
nominaltoactual2
No.
jtrector
Imperial Wizard
Shaows
The female KKK version is the Grand Magus, or Grand Maggie for short. /s
LadyWidebottom
For some reason, I thought that the KKK was men only. TIL. Not sure I wanted to learn that, but I learned it anyway.
Shaows
I'm joking. I'm not even sure if Grand Magus is the actual title for the leader of the women's branch.
EveryoneDownVotesMyEverything
Are they called opossum's? I always thought it was just possums
Snaitf
Opossums are native to the US and possums are native to Australia. 2 completely different animals. Funnily enough, the US ones are mean ...
SquishyToeBeans
I've had tons of oppossums and they've all been pretty mellow! I love watching them when they're on our screen enclosure, their cute feets!
Snaitf
as hell, where the AU ones are more timid. Also, Opossums play possum (pretend to be dead) where possums do not.
Magoober