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Guys. GUYS. I've been saving things that I have randomly said in my phone. I will probably make it as a dump at some point. They are pretty funny. But then again I'm a sarcastic asshole.
TheAccursedHamster
Funny stuff! but dude, you seriously gotta start proof-reading your links at the end.
Misan6
Not even a huge HP fan but these dumps are great lol
TheMortyistMorty
helloimbored
+1 for links./
NOM33
Everything was all cute and then bam! #9
TheseCheeseFriesAreGangsta
CONGRATS on Front page I love your dumps
geruhn
#17 I guess Nymphadora replied: I hope so, too!
FlyingCrow91
#3
AngryTeacher
How can people think Ron and Hermione aren't hinted at, it's all over the books.
jevans88
Now Harry & Ginny... from her end sure but then she moves on...for a bit. Then WHAM! Both are suddenly desperately in love
appaismyspiritanimal
Thank you! I’ve always said this, that it feels out of the blue, but people say I didn’t read it. ????
DaringSteel
#3 I'm writing a fanfic in which the OotP goes looking for some extra muscle in the first war, and finds Emiya Kiritsugu.
EatsBees
Omfg yes I need more sarcasm like I need oxygen pls post ASAP
Timushi
#3 "Now, you'll be facing a dragon, so conventional weapons won't work- Harry, what is that?" "Boys anti-tank rifle. WWII standard issue."
spankythedog
Got that bitch a cannon, bitches love cannons
NerdN1
#3 There's a fanfic where Harry isn't an idiot and uses muggle-fu. http://www.hpmor.com/
DaringSteel
"You're GIVING ME A TIME MACHINE to TREAT MY SLEEP DISORDER."
NerdN1
DO NOT MESS WITH TIME
SinisterScienceLesbian
#3 This is essentially the point of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. It's an amazing fan work and free to read online!
WickedWay13
I feel like that's very much how Scorpious is portrayed
doesntmatter
"He'll wrap you in his arms, tell you that you've been a good boy / He'll rekindle all the dreams it took you a lifetime to destroy" 1/
doesntmatter
He'll reach deep into the hole, heal your shrinking soul, and there won't be a single thing that you can do / he's a god, he's a ghost, 2/
doesntmatter
he's a guru / they're whispering his name through this disappearing land, but hidden in his coat is a red right hand
iamsecretsquirrel
heyimbrendan
I always upvote Harry Potter and, yes, Loki is a stone cold slytherin.
Sweetcharade83
#3 headcanon accepted
GlassCannon570
Muggles can and would win in a war against wizards.
StupidIdeaMaschine
Imagine HP themed party with medics and doctors doing wand battles and shouting latin names of deceases like spells. Osteogenesis imperfecta
StupidIdeaMaschine
They all go Oooo and you just asking like mudle what did they cast.
Trumpetguy76
Remus wasn't two years younger....friggen Tumblr prats
skolyr
It says Regulus, Sirius's brother aka R.A.B.
Trumpetguy76
Fair point. Reading while tired means you lose words
Imhonestlypartying
Anyone who is this into harry potter should seriously read the name of the wind. It's like harry potter meets GOT
LaCenerentola
Agreed!
IndyAndyJones
But be ready for disappointment when you finish the best 2 books ever and the 3rd book in the trilogy never ever gets finished.
Imhonestlypartying
Ive been reading GOT for years, I know what its like to wait forever. They cant all be JK Rowling and spoil us with a book a year
LaCenerentola
True. I like to think it'll help me become a more patient person. Until then... WRITE YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS WRITE
IndyAndyJones
It wouldn't be nearly so hard to wait if I thought they were seriously writing. But according to the internet they're working on (1/x)
IndyAndyJones
I finished all the GOT books a few years ago, I've given up on ever getting any more.
Imhonestlypartying
Don't worry, the old man will finish the books, just not for 8 more years or so
PanzaeronQ
Comedic Muggleborn posts make me sad now that i've found out they only make up a tiny percentage of the Hogwarts population :/
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Did people really not get the lead up to ron/hermione? I figured that out back at the yule ball.
Recidivous
I wanted Harry/Hermione.
WumboPower
Yeah it was glaringly obvious, didn’t know there was a mystery.
NerdN1
There are probably quite a few half-bloods who may have some exposure to muggle culture.
PanzaeronQ
Hopefully so, In fact since Snape is a half-blood who grew up in a muggle house, he'd probably get that Star Wars reference XD
NerdN1
I think he'd have been at Hogwarts and more involved in the Wizarding world at that time. Didn't he sort of turn his back on muggle stuff?
PudgeTheFish
Me dad’s a muggle. Me mums a witch. Bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out.
NailPolishAddict
That Darren Criss one at the bottom though :’D I have loved AVPM since it came out!
BippityBoppityBitchz
I have to say, those musicals were totally awesome!!
MikeMerlinWizard
DeusExSpockina
NotTheManhattenProject
I'd upvote your username if I could.
Skeatsie
Holy shit yes! Loved every last one!
rockfireman
https://78.media.tumblr.com/32788b4d6698b87e0c6543f9b0a3e658/tumblr_oj4rn5VuwX1uqmq3uo1_250.gif
SnivellusSnape
The worst for me is its pretty rare to meet someone in person who loves (or even knows) it as much as I do.
auroralight
https://imgur.com/JqYTmjn
concaveUsurper
https://imgur.com/0SJvK65
ShadysFreakshow
#3 MUGGLE TECH DOESNT WORK AT THE HOGWARTS GROUNDS!
skolyr
There was even a mention about how weird it would look if an Aqua-Lung was flying through the countryside.
ShadysFreakshow
Excatly. and bugs (microphones), wouldnt work either. That was a theory bout how Skeeter was spying, but quickly disproved.
DaringSteel
Problem is that when you say that, what you're actually saying, and what my engineer brain hears, is "physics doesn't work at Hogwarts."
ShadysFreakshow
THEY MAKE SHIT LEVITATE WITH A PIECE OF WOOD! I think its safe to say the law of physics aren't necessarily laws but more like guidelines.
DaringSteel
So they can mess with the laws of physics. That doesn't mean they don't apply. The laws of physics that make tech work are the same (1)
DaringSteel
as the ones that let people walk around without flying off into the sky. The Ford Anglia worked fine on the Hogwarts grounds, and it (2/)
DaringSteel
seemed to be a normal car with some magical add-ons. So tech clearly works at Hogwarts.
PudgeTheFish
Those things aren’t tech though. There’s no computer “brain” to make fuzzy.
possiblyzebra
It was either electronics or electricity (no toasters?) that don't work at Hogwarts, so weed killer and scuba gear seem sensible.
PudgeTheFish
If you’re telling me the groundskeeper who is “not allowed” to use magic doesn’t have weed killer, at least for a cover, you crazy.
ShadysFreakshow
since when has Hagrid restrained himself in regards to using magic? also, his umbrella was reconstructed by Dumbledore, no need for "cover"
PudgeTheFish
Because Ministry people are always at Hogwarts. Arthur Weasley’s job is entirely made up of investigating regular objects that have (1/2)
PudgeTheFish
Been bewitched or modified. If the Ministry had discovered the umbrella Hagrid would have gone to Azkaban. Cover was crucial for him. (2/2)
motorwaffle
Chemical reactions aren't really 'tech' that could be halted though. And I think a net would be fine.
Lesbiandez
I don't understand the far fetched and Lunacy one, can someone explain?
CptnFlame2887
Far fetched = fetch, Sirius = dog. Lunacy = lunar/moon, Remus = werewolf
SithElephant
#3 - harry potter and the methods of rationality. http://hpmor.com/ - you need to read.
gsurfer04
No. It's one of the most pseudo-intellectually masturbatory works I've ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes on.
ActualProofIHadSexWithLilyEvans
1/3 Oh agreed so hard. Started reading it because the idea sounded good and it started out fine but it got so tedious and dull and oh my god
ActualProofIHadSexWithLilyEvans
2/3 I just hated it. Seriously, I think I'd rather read an explicit hardcore Snape/Hermione fic and that's saying something
ActualProofIHadSexWithLilyEvans
3/3 because just thinking of that creeps me out.
DEP061
love the pro-Ron stuff in here - need more of that imho
NerdN1
I don't really like Ron, but I'm Ravenclaw AF and, whatever other good qualities he had, he was thick as a rock. Sorry Ron.
DEP061
so am i - claw to the core - suppose it's all in the individual perception, though
longjohnsilicon
Agree. He's a good person, but I've nothing in common with him (besides chess maybe), and can't imagine being friends with him.
NerdN1
In Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality (hp fanfic) Ron and Harry fail to hit it off when HP ridicules Quidditch and tries to fix it.
longjohnsilicon
"Buy. A. Clock." That's the one that got me into HP Fanfic.
periwinklepanda
Can someone explain the 2nd to last one to me? Did someone make a musical of HP?
wellthisjustgotinteresting
Buddy, today is your lucky-ass day. Go look up "A Very Potter Musical." I'm so happy for you today, and godspeed
ChibiYui
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEEBC55D98CBC6AFF
wellthisjustgotinteresting
Also I haven't actually seen more than, like, half first one, so
periwinklepanda
Oh my word. How did I not know this existed?! I'm ashamed to have considered myself a HP fan.
wellthisjustgotinteresting
Hope you enjoy your nerd videos, nerd. Which reminds me I need to get around to watching those nerd videos myself
periwinklepanda
Always! I wear the title of nerd proudly!
wellthisjustgotinteresting
That sounds like something a NERD would say. Also: same.
GordonDavidson
Considering the girls were allowed in the boys dorms there was definitely some Hermione/ron wand on wand action that Harry didn't notice
SickOfThisCessPool
It wouldn't have started until far through year 6 anyway
GreyDevi1
Did they use the Fetus Deletus spell?
TheGrumpest
wand on wand... are you sure about that.
PanzaeronQ
True, but I don't think Dean, Seamus AND Neville would've missed any action goin on in that dorm if there was any so ...unlikely.
Hutchy01
"None of my business they've killed dangerous shit, I'm just gonna roll over and pretend it isn't happening"
TheDoctorCrankenstein
They've seen some shit... just gonna let them let the shag out their stress. They deserve it.
GordonDavidson
Remember , we see this through Harry's eyes. There could have been an orgy in there without him realising it
PanzaeronQ
If so then the Sentient castle that low-key controls shit is a kinky MOFO. The walls were watching them, the squid could've been involved XD
GordonDavidson
No that would have been the slytherin version. They like the shape. (Also before people complain 16 is the age of consent in Britain so shh)
CaptainMarv3l
I though that was the hufflepuff house
GordonDavidson
No. Hufflepiff were forced to do that on account of them all being too awkward to date each other
sheriwallace123
JK did say Hufflepuffs are the most sexual house
StonerCatJay
Wat
morelikeconsham
I feel like Neville or Dean would have commented at some point
Hutchy01
With his sieve like memory and general lack of confidence I don't think Neville would, I mean Hermione has cursed him before...