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Jul 27, 2019 2:33 AM
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TerribleAwful
ICBwiththis
Just passed my java module at uni!
in70x
Saying java is amazing because it works on all platforms is like saying anal is the best because it works on all genders - anonymous
hsalo
Pixeeeeeels
Shockandawmanwasthatdissapointing
Nah if you really wanted to hurt him you woulda made this bitch learn R
Satsugaisuru
private static String what = "What's wrong with Java?";
boffinIE
Fk that, gimme the chair
mydamnkidsdontthinkimfunny
No chair. You'll be using a standing desk.
Matrican
ruferto
learn kotlin. slightly less verbose
funkysquirrel
Java is fine. javascript sucks. Go can Go fuck itself.
Thoxik
First year computer sciences we had to make an entire fucking erp in java. Fuck that shit.
chillyboi101
You mean learnc+
chillyboi101
*c+
flarflarf
its fine
bloodyitchyanus
But java is used in over 3 million devices
ILLIADAN
* billion
besn
Not by choice.
reverendunk
Java is the language they speak in hell.
mitharas
While technically correct, you can add some zeroes and still be correct.
amp99
billion*
emkay443
bazillion*
amp99
Brazilian*
SilentPixelNF
ppffttt, judge is too kind. Learn the C family.
RichardLew
I made a huge mistake starting out with Java first
Prunebane
Java is a bitch to learn from the get go. Start with something like C or Python first. C can be brutal, but great for learning the insides.
Sinodio
Scratch > Python, C++, Lua, C#, Ruby ETC
Shockandawmanwasthatdissapointing
C# can eat a bag of foreskins
shiviro
Nothing like drag and drop code
TangoIndia
Enterprise java beans... no body has time for that
suchpun
Back in my university days, we had a exam where we had to write Java code ON PAPER. Had to retake it 2 times.
o4kill
Only one? Just took Java last fall, did that for four exams.
BaconSandwichAnimates
Oh jeez, I can't imagine writing any amount of code without a JDE telling me what I've done wrong, that's ridiculous
shiviro
"A" exam. Every single class for comp sci here has exams that require me to write code for the answer. It's hell, but at least I'm learning.
shiviro
So far Its been Java, C, Python, ADA, and assembly.
TheHumanCentipanzer
Same, however I'm assumong the above dude is talking like writing out an entire program which would be asinine.
tihgfrfjiiuyggkj
I had to do this in C
suchpun
Oh that is even worse but on the bright side at least knowing C makes you a better programmer. Not so much for Java.
Zyrixion
Well at least if you fuck up on paper the paper doesn't spontaneously combust. :^)
medsal15
GingerosaurusRex
@wargodt1
GingerosaurusRex
thepenismightierthanyours
Java is not that bad. Come on.
casey534
Java > C++ > C
ruferto
i will fight you with my structs all the way to the grave
russiandollsarejustsofullofthemselves
C all the way. Anything else is just a fad.
Sheepyhead
Could be worse, could be C++. Prepare to spend more time setting up dependencies than actually coding lol
JustMyWaitWhat
Hahaha self distraction and cowardice.
FoxyEllie
at least it's not php
ErikVikingGodOfRock
At least it’s not php
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Cann0nf0dder
Wasn't Google though.. It was/is Jetbrains.
Cann0nf0dder
Wasn't Google though.. It was/is Jetbrains ?
YourUpstairsNeighbor
It could've been worse, like JavaScript, Ruby, or Matlab
zxvb
PHP
AstroChibi
That's nothing. I once tried to learn human interaction, I think I'll stick with Java.
macDogeWoof
A bunch of opinionated haters who have no idea what they're talking about
JustASnoozeMore
Java is way better than Javascript and php. I had to learn them all in school and barely scraped through in Javascript and php
AaronPaulSturtevant
what's your beef with ruby? most fun and expressive language i work in.
omfgitsmichael
Matlab is literally the best thing ever invented
MrZev
I actually enjoy JavaScript.
Shockandawmanwasthatdissapointing
*cries in R*
in70x
Or brainfuck
Otterbotanical
Visual Basic.
goflyblind
i know it's just a library, but ROOT is the worst thing ever invented ever.
stevencloser
Or R.
Shockandawmanwasthatdissapointing
*cries in R*
StrongNuclearHorse
*laughs in Cobol*
twsx
MEME DIVISION.
suchpun
What is wrong with Ruby? And modern JS is not that bad now that we have TypeScript and all.
thepenismightierthanyours
I never thought I’d appreciate an MS product, but I like typescript
AaronPaulSturtevant
yeah. ruby is pure fucking joy. and typescript brings the missing sanity to javascript.
IAmNotADinosaurISwear
Modern assembly is not that bad now that we have C++ and all.
numbonvalium
javascript is like an angelic choir in comparison to PHP. With it's object-oriented tacked on with elmers glue and crossed fingers.
Ardmhor
Fuck PHP. I'm required to use it just now to access a database and it makes me want to cry
Bonsaipanda
Was about to say PHP. The trauma is real.
twsx
Please see attached piece of evidence to the contrary: https://imgur.com/IMLWjHQ
TeaCakesandCrumpets
God I have to learn matlab next month
omfgitsmichael
Matlab is literally the best thing ever invented. I love it
TheHydeParkWrangler
Not too bad once you’ve had a crack at it
DerpKugel
"Enough about languages that suck, let's talk about JavaScript ..." .... :D
icyanddicey
Wat. Legendary.
DerpKugel
The WAT pictures in that video has been a big source of inspiration for me in general
Kavrae
Meh. Not that bad. It's not good. But it's not bad either.
RARusk
So you rate it a 3.6 then?
eotty
Oh its good. Everyone wanna code something else so java programmers make more salary
DerpKugel
It's a good learning language for absolute programming beginners since they cannot fuck things up too much - actual development, on the
DerpKugel
other hand .. gimme Python or C# .. any C# .NET, .NET Core, dotnet core, MONO .. but yes many things are worse than Java, e.g php *ducking
DerpKugel
and running for cover*
Kavrae
Meh. It's fine for both newbies and large scale corporate applications. I do prefer C# myself though.
stevencloser
Being hard to fuck up is usually also good in actual development you know. Fucking up costs money.
DerpKugel
But that comes at a cost of having less flexibility in the language - and skilled programmers know how to test.. plus Java is slow
DerpKugel
Slow and inflexible languages cost much more than doing things right with TDD in a proper language..
Kavrae
"Inflexible languages" and "TDD" are entirely separate issues, not intertwined.
Kavrae
Java also isn't any "slower" than other languages unless you're doing some truly low level operations such as game dev.