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Dec 15, 2017 9:15 AM
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Hybris51129
#2 Is correct from a certain point of view.
AnAliyAiden
Hello there.
kanzu
Pedonobi
potosho
dvd or purple rey? how to play a purple rey?
Heyo1
+1 for bananakin
izzmonster
Quality +1
JamarJamalJamalJackson
slypea
thank you for no spoilers
Lamplord
What a short but supremely enjoyable dump.
Dijksman
4th one down. Someone help me out here!
ButturdToast
Good ol Kylo Ben
IloveHockey
Saw it yesterday, 100x better than force awakens
CarbonCarnageGlitch13
I agree.
FusionFalcon
Kylo Ren kills Han Solo (sorry for the spoilers but I'm a cheeky cunt)
umikaloo
#15 I made that meme! My life is complete.
CarbonCarnageGlitch13
Haha, great job!
Fairdinkums
I've seen many starwars dumps but this one might be my favourite so far
CarbonCarnageGlitch13
Thank you, I am really glad that you like it.
FuckinSendit
Vader dies
Theunstablebear
Bananakin got me lol
mentallypsycho
the cody one took me a second but then many laughs were had
iLovePrequelMemes
I love these
danishjuggler21
How did you find so many Star Wars memes I’d never seen before?
TheBiggestBallerOnTheSmallestBudget
Does anyone else read #8 PERFECTLY in young Obi Wan’s voice?
whotoldObama
Another happy landning.
thefellerwhathadthatusername
No spoilers, The Last Jedi was pretty good. Not "Empire" great, but pretty good. If you liked Awakens you'll probably enjoy TLJ lots.
90sLego
Damn, I haven't seen most of these. I'll just leave a little +1 right here
CarbonCarnageGlitch13
Thank you!
TheExpensiveBikeRide
"Sith lords are our SPECIALITY." Ewen purposefully mispronounces "specialty" to end with the very British "ity".
Bigcurly2000
So he doesn't mispronounce it, he uses it correctly, seeing as he's British.
SephiRothIRA
*Space British
TheExpensiveBikeRide
Would Doctor Who count as space British?
SephiRothIRA
Survey says: why yes my good man!
CarbonCarnageGlitch13
Thank you for the fact! It was interesting.
lindastopwiththerecipes
#11 "Do you prefer DVD or..." avatar??? Oohhh blue... ray...
sendLNI
I legit thought that was supposed to be VHS because the colors were always all fucked up on the tape from watching star wars too many times.
scarecroe
Purple Rey
TurquoiseTortoise
armitige3
Not sure I get #4.
Linkpwns
High Ground
armitige3
Thanks. Seems so obvious now. Der.
CanadianGiraffe
"hello there"
Afghaniscran
What the two words ten letters one, I'm slow today...
MenachemSchmuel
"big titties"
Smallfarm
High Ground?
DrClaww
iSoulend
"wanna smash" is usually my go-to but I guess it's not star warsy enough here
RayMC
What is it actually though? Outside the context of Star Wars?
ThatCrazyDogLady
It is from Gossip Girl, a teen drama from late 2000s. “3 words. 8 letters. Say it and I'm yours” (I love you). Spoiler: he doesn't say it.
RayMC
Should have said "it's a trap"
Oppithian54
No spoilers here. Move along, move along
meatylegend
EarlLemon
Cant wait to see it tonight just so i can stop being scared of spoilers.
minc3r
You the real MVP. Was afraid to look at it.
CarbonCarnageGlitch13
Some spoiled TFA, for me, when it came out; so I, surely, will not post any spoilers. It is a shame when it happens. Nice reference, too.
KlatnYelox
No no no. Revenge spoiling is the best. Go find the guy who spoiled it for you and spoil it for him back
CarbonCarnageGlitch13
I would, if I still talked to that person. Haha.
KlatnYelox
oooo, cutting the toxic mofos. I like it.
WarlockSniper
The Last Jedi is actually the Millenium Falcon, and there is a lightsaber fight between the Falcon and Vaders ghost riding a Rancor.
IMTHEONEWHOSTOLEALLOFTHECOOKIESFROMTHECOOKIEJAR
Sounds bad ass
MayorMcWeed
It was 49 times, we fought that beast, your old man and me. It had a chicken head with duck feet, and a women’s face too.
djknetic
I thought I was the only one on this site who likes this song.
thiswillnotstand
Oh that's rad!
ENCHANTMEN
what
yuugian
The blood had soaked into the floors, and we had to change them https://youtu.be/RySHDUU2juM
ARealDjentleman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RySHDUU2juM
PopTrogdor
And we've all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us.!
towhead22
Every day I worry all day
PopTrogdor
'bout what's waiting in the bushes of love
Fluffycorn
cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
KaruntheImmortal
And it was waiting in the bushes for us, and it ripped off your dad's face. He was screaming something awful.
jocloud31
Stop it now!
imguraptor64
In fact there was this huge mess we had to change the boards
Elriuhilu
It's "the floor"
MadameSpooks
The boards?
BatmansPetCorgi
You see, his blood drained into the boards and I had to change 'em
TokeMcBong
But we all go a chicken-duck-woman-thing waiting for us.
ProbablyPokemon
You see, the boards were stained and I had to change them
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TokeMcBong
wrong lyric :P