FelixxArgyle
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Plop.
This disturbed me slightly, so I thought I'd share.
Sep 29, 2017 7:23 PM
FelixxArgyle
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Plop.
This disturbed me slightly, so I thought I'd share.
TheYodajen
Omg is so glad she didn't eat the gunmy bear! Dont scare me like that
kyraun
So one of my friends has an irrational fear of anything panda related...
Gunslinger90
My Neck, My Back by Khia playing in the background.....
BigLebowskiDude
What zoo makes pandas give birth to their babys in such cold and sterile surroundings??
IRAFFURUZE
Dafuq
DomineSatanas
"fire aft cannon" Yo.
EdwardLongshanks
Anyone else think of the finger-pop-out-the-mouth sound?
Stonetaku420
Fuck that's some high velocity birthing
youotherbrotherscantdeny
I imagine the panda to be like “what’s happening, why the pain, what the— -oh, a baby panda. I should clean it with my mouth.”
Hizoran
Pfft...and woman say childbirth is hard...
IntimateNutella
Keep in mind there is a panda out that there that holds the world record for launching its young the highest/farthest, they just dk it
Brocktooon
DanDansson
superkameguru
PamfromTheOffice
Wtf
rezpawner
Annnd splat into the concrete.
Glasgow351
No placenta or umbilical cord?
FelixxArgyle
Don't ask me, I'm as confused as the rest of ya
usrnm555
I did not wake up today expecting to see panda poon for the first time in my life and honestly I can't say I'm thrilled about it
OtterlyMagnificent
Only the first time? Poor protected soul...
unclestankstank
Even the way they give birth is goofy.
MustardStain
I didn't come here for this
NeatoBuilds
jerethdatiger12
Is this a panda giving birth?
FelixxArgyle
No, it's German trance music.
LaBotte
Da rude comment !
ProbablyBigfoot
Poptart's done.
ewwnobodywaseventhinkingthat
Read that as 'pooptart' ..still applies lmfao
anneboleynfan1
I lost it
Sphinxycat
Have I just seen a pandas furry front bottom. Yuk
SketchNI
In the cultured world, we call ‘em cunts. What this “front bottom” malarky?
tmm16
Can we talk about how she's holding onto the bar in a very human-like fashion?
NeatoBuilds
Looks like panda fashion to me, I don't see many ladies walking around with giant claws
Pangs
They're out there.
TheWinterTitan
Niff314
Holy shit why isn't this the top comment?!
nasukkin
I mean... An upvote's an upvote.
TerryCrews
Dassenator
They get dropped on their head the second they are born. That's why pandas are so dumb.
CanoeArtist
Put a damn pillow down ffs cmon zoo people
Vested
SERIOUSLY! In nature, they would have bedded down on the forest floor. WTF, caretakers?
graveyardshifty
I will beat your ass.
Dassenator
numb3r5ev3n
Seeing this makes me wonder how this species has survived at all.
chrisjfinlay
They’re too dumb to know they shouldn’t be alive.
somethingsomethingwittyhere
They evolved cuteness, so that humans will take care of them.
boneseyp848888
In the wild they probably organized a softer landing 4 the poor fugly thing.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Think about giraffes. They drop something like 7 ft when they're born
Soldr4hire
Had to see if this ine was true. Checks out. http://www.animalplanet.com/tv-shows/giraffe-birth-live/frequently-asked-questions/
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Totallyscrewedinaustin
3 out of 5. Holy shit...
Nemesis0fReason
THEY JUST KEPT FALLING. WHAT THE HELL.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Why did you delete it?
ObservantTurtle13
(Jim Gaffigan)......Hot pocket
Nykidemus
Oh god.
positiveleroy
Diarrheaaaaaa pocket.
eyeharchew
Caliente pocket
Tigersterne
Don't leave that in a bushel basket.
DJasperProbincruxtheThird
Pandaaa pocket
exeunt
I laughed so fucking hard
nobodyinpoortent
Made this yesterday and didn't think I'd ever use it again.
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8bitjohnny
You need more upvotes. Like...hundreds more.
MoonbuttTheGreat
This... Makes me uncomfortable.
jonasbm
You should see a human birth then.
werdler
Imagine how she felt
EmotionallyTransparent
Here is another mammal that likes to projectile birth live young.
yupthatsit
legalisegaymarijuana
Well, yuck. Thanks for that man.
HeadOfMinistryOfSillyWalks
At least the spines grow later...
MmmmmmDonuts
I watched a girl in Thailand do something similar with a ping pong ball.
criticus666
Just curious. Was she strong enough to make it go over the net?
gernjer
Did she nurse the ball afterward? Because that would be similar.
unclestankstank
Same. Also blew bubbles, smoked, and sprayed seltzer water all over people in the audience. It was horrible.
Jonnymarre
Rob?
wheresthebaby
Ping pong show! I watched it too! Also popped out a fish and a bird
FelixxArgyle
If you're ever in Japan, go watch a "banana show," you won't be disappointed
NeatoBuilds
https://imgur.com/Hyf8xmK.gif
Wellhereiamagain
That's it. I've decided. Life is not worth the pain.
charliethequeenoftheuniverse
I heard she's not around anymore. I think her daughter took it on for awhile but the legacy is over.
FelixxArgyle
No! That's so sad... I was looking forward to introducing some buddies to her when I made it back to Kadena...
charliethequeenoftheuniverse
Yeah! I think she passed end of 2011?
FelixxArgyle
The world has lost a masterpiece...
UncleStalin
is it just me or most people reading this need an explanation
FelixxArgyle
For fear of being banned from imgur by explaining... Google "banana show Japan." it's a real thing and it will change you...