My bike got swarmed by 8,000 bees

Jun 4, 2017 2:15 PM

No bees were harmed. A bee keeper came and grabbed them. It is swarming season and the queen tends to migrate to find a new place for a hive. When she gets tired the whole swarm will huddle around here. They chose my bike.

My motorbike brings all the bees to my car...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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Thank you for calling the beekeeper and not the exterminator!

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Me anytime there's a post about bees or beekeeping

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good for you for getting the little guys taken care of.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only counted 6,765...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You should bee careful. That bike is very bee coming.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You should have bought a bee suit and drove around with the bees on you.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

oh yea I forgot dollar tree started selling those

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Beesy Rider

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Must have been a sweet ride

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

WHAT DID YOU DO?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

helluva theft deterrent system you got there, bud.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Haha

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@IOnlyUpvoteBees you asked.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How am i just now seeing this!?! @EatsBees @ThisSubCouldUseMoreBees @ilovebees @OnlyBees @SnugglesMcBee @magicpocket @HolyBees

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unbeelievable! How sweet is THAT ride?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats what happens when you have a sweet ride

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

I feel that this pun is underappreciated.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

BEADS!?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Does that bike run a Bee-Twin?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Bee careful?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

As the child of a beekeeper, thank you for not killing them.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Whoo!! Latrobe baby!!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Takin it you live there?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You liar, that was only 7,826.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Came here to post I only counted 7984....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's their bike now.

8 years ago | Likes 357 Dislikes 0

My thoughts exactly.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Right of conquest. Are you going to be the badass who fights a swarm of bees?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Look at me, I'm the bike now.

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

whats the DEEEEAL with bees? is it a bike, or is it a bee?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

You would know, you played a bee that sued the human race!

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I knew if I looked far enough this would show.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ah. I was expecting you.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What can I say, that bike is sweet!

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Interesting

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now this is what it's like when bees collide

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

For a hive mind they ain't that well coordinated with each other. Although they really did...... "Connect at a physical level"..............

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A real honey of a bike

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After they hit, I just hear the one going, "fuck, I can't believe you've done this" as they fall

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasted!

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I like how after they collide they give up. "this is my life now".

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how could this happen to me

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Hello darkness my old friend

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

mmmmm whatcha sayyy

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Disappointing, I expected an explosion

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Sorry, guess Michael Bay didn't direct this clip

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's a version of it with explosions, but idk how to find it

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view the context of the top comment 2-3 times

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You thought was bee, but was catto

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Haha

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que oh fuck

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STEALTH ROLL

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Cats flop more than Anderson Varejao.

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v

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Dafaq lol

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Born to beee wild

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

This deserved more upvotes. Anyway, here's one from me!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd like to know what the process of calling that bee keeper there was. Did you just Google "bee keepers near me"?

8 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

Personally we have a local guy with bees who makes honey/soap/etc, so just drove on by and let let em know if he wanted another queen.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

W-what do you mean? He did the bee keep holler, of course. Weren't you taught that in school?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Came out of work one day in a commercial section of town, there was a swarm on the tree outside. I literally googled beekeeper and called.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep, that's pretty much how it works. A friend of mine is an apiarist and they've responded to calls like this to go gather swarms.

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

How much do they charge to do that? Or do they just do it for the free bees?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Pun intended?

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Considering beekeepers have to either buy queens or breed their own, I bet they'd be happy to do it for free.

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Honey Davidson

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Harbee Davidson

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Don't forget the competition: Honeysaki, BeeMW. Apisrilla. Buzzuki. Etc

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Harley Davidsbe.....Yours is better.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Harley Davidswarm

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Whats all the buzz?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dress for the sweet, not for the heat.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Let me tell you, those suits are really hot, not well ventilated. at all.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude.. good comment. Love it

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But it's a Honda...

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Mine is too, but it has harley parts. So we call it the Honda Davidson

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It's a Shadow?

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Fury

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Yamahondatsubishi Davidson

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Furbee?

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Fury?

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Yeah

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It was actually a toss up for me between the Fury and the Yamaha Stryker. Went with the Stryker for for the style, and I still like the Fury

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Beeda... I'll grab my things

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't ruin his moment.

8 years ago | Likes 198 Dislikes 0

@phuckyourfeelings not living up to usernames claim ;)

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

People these days, just can't avoid defending someone's opinion while offending another's... Shit that was unexpectedly real...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Say that again and I'll drop kick you in the face with a pair of cleats.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Good ole @phuckyourfeelings, always a Kidder (hides cleats and changes face)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What kind? Awesome bike dude, got a 96' shadow myself, indestructable beasts!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

15 Honda fury. 1300cc

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How long did it take to count them all

8 years ago | Likes 268 Dislikes 1

8000

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One whole unit of count.

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Yes

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8000 count lengths

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About tree fiddy minutes

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

30 time

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30

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30 speed

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12

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12 what?

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Parsecs dummy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

12 time... duh!

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Yep.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 time.

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

30 speed

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

80 long

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