15 reasons why you should never visit Finland. Seriously.

Aug 28, 2015 11:13 AM

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No wildlife, just bunch of seagulls.

Absolutely no chances at taking decent pictures

Pitch black nights

Nothing to do during winter.

No where to go to enjoy the nature at it's best

You can't even go hiking

The fall colours are pretty blant

Don't even start about the public transportation..

No art that you can enjoy

Cathedral? Whats that

It's like a fairytale. Everyones too old for that.

No good views in Helsinki

Nor in Lapland

It's awful to even try to camp here

Nothing beautiful in Finland. Don't visit here. Leave all the goodies for Finns.

FP Edit: Fuck the FP edits

Suomi on kylmä mutta kaunis maa.

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The photoshop is strong in this one

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

Plus lady Conan was the presidenthttp://roadtostarrdom.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/conan.jpg

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Blant

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Long exposure photographs don't have much to do with reality though.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So in #5 am I to understand that is the Gremlin that turned into electricity, correct?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Supposed they smile less than any other nationality. And you showed no faces! Hmm. Beautiful country, though, on my way........

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Finland has one of the highest livability indexes in the world. Can't be that bad!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Finland, Finland, Finland-The country where I want to be-Pony trekking or camping-Or just watching TV. Finland (x3) It's the country for me.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

YAY! Finland! I luv uuu

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 6

I'm from Finland and I am seriously offended by a sheer lie in this post. Nothing to do during winter? We drink! And then we drink more!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You win, I'll never go to boring ugly Finland. Happy?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Joo

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well, there's the saunas at least

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Amirite? Why would the Russians ever want that place?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

as a Finn, I feel the need to tell you that Finland is mostly bleak, dark and rainy, despite these photos....

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

There are no good photographers in Finland either. Just look at that fairytale shitty HDR picture.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Apparently long exposure just made it to Finland too...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It actually left a sour taste in my mouth. There's plenty of beauty to be found even without HDR.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The world is so full of shitty HDR, I can't remember the last time there was a good one on FP.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not a single Fin in any of the pics. Good post. Thanks for the heads up. Always knew it was a trick. +1

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 8

You think the guy with the reindeer is Swedish?

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hoe doesn't look like he'd have fins.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's a girl!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, it's possible. Or even something else. But I'd guess not a Swedish one.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finland's best export:

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 3

Teemu!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But... Moomin!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sel8nne

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People who supported AFC Ajax in the 90's disagree.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

+10

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And they'd be wrong.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It might be reverse psychology, but I really want to visit Finland now.

10 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 3

(Guys, he's on to us)

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Voi ei

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

See http://depressingfinland.tumblr.com/ before you decide ;)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This sounds like a buzzfeed "article."

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 7

It's copypasta from matadornetwork.com , which seems to be a Buzzfeed lite.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats what I was gonna say. It's so buzzfeed I couldn't bring myself to read it.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

That's why I downvoted. I hate those stupid articles.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Finland = Children of Bodom

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 7

Pretty much all the most awesome metal bands come from Finland and Switzerland haha

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't become one of the children of bodom

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

...and tons of other good bands

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ya actually I liked Norther more before they broke up

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're actually making a horror movie about the things that happened at lake Bodom.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised it hasn't happened already

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tori kutsuu

10 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 12

Tortillat avataan.

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Miks ei tätä oo upvotattu enemmän?

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

*updootattu

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Koska suomalaiset on torilla juhlimassa.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Viikonlopun viettoa?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Mie menin juhlimaan torille, mut ei siel ollukkaa ketää muita. :(

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Väärä tori. Kyseessä oli Pyynnikintori.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No sehän selvens miks Kouvolas ei ollu ketää.. Tosin en tiä onks tääl muutenkaa..

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No hemmetti mää olin Laukontorilla :/

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Really, Buzzfeed reposts are making front page? And it was a repost on Buzzfeed no less.

10 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 17

sir, I just btched about the same thing and then I saw you UN and woah damn!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's nothing new, this is just the buzzfeed repost you've seen. They're professional frontpagers of course this gets voted up.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

tho i didnt get this from buzzfeed, dont visit buzzfeed because.. well its buzzfeed

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Why is this downvoted?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Downvote fairies!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

move along, nofin to see here

10 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 7

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Guys stop upvoting this :( Finland is supposed to be our secret little piece of heaven

10 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 12

Mainostakaa viinan hintaa niin ne menee pois :P

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Eiköhän se pysy sellasena kun tajuavat julkisen olevan oikeesti täys vitsi. :-D

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

You definitely don't want the 'Muricans to come over.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nah mate, it's time that people say "Finland. It's always Finland" instead of Norway :) Hilsen fra fjellapene!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what can i say...? kjäädik nakeen tillensuk

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It. Sounds. Hideous.

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If the Finns are anything like they are on here, the whole vacation would be them saying how they're superior in every way to Americans.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

:DDD

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these two ladies would like to differ http://roadtostarrdom.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/conan.jpg

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you aware that your username makes sense in Finnish? Give Name Tea..

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

How cool is that? Maybe I'll re-think that awful place, after all.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

we see you, Sweden Tourism Board

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It does sound like an awful place to camp

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, it's a lie.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well it's a country, so..

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

be sure to wear khakis.

10 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Wow these pictures are gorgeous

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The nature in Finland sure is hideous. https://vimeo.com/107562915

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Read that in Cecil Palmer's voice.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/acN4KF1

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Wait now you're just using psychiatry! Well, which is it? ....You outfoxed me, I'm in, I'm gonna do it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well

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Terve Suomi!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

jake from state farm?

10 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 2

At 3 in the morning?

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

its not tuesday

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHO IS THIS!??

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

What are you wearing "Jake from State Farm"?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Even at 0300 hours

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

uhh.... Khakis.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well. He's a guy, so

10 years ago | Likes 520 Dislikes 4

Finland is a guy?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Youre my hero. I was about to flip if no one commented this

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Don't tell anyone I said this, but, I've always valued Spongebob's left nut more than his right. Just between us.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What're you wearing, "Finland from Scandinavia"?

10 years ago | Likes 194 Dislikes 1

Ughhh...caca?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Uhh, fjords.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

If this doesn't reach the front page I'll move to Finland.

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I almost want to downvote it now... Almost

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You got lucky, they're quite a boring bunch.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Dodged one there, clearly!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You'll do it anyway.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You got lucky this time. Try to be more careful from now on.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would you do that? The place is terrible, weren't you paying attention to the post?!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: he already lives in Finland.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No don't please. Go away.

10 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 2

You have nothing to worry about, your post is incredible

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just for that I'm going to politely ignore Finland!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My life plan involves moving to finland.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I promise not to move there, can I visit? I won't be rude or anything.

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

No.

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You don't have any oil by chance do you?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is like reverse psychology. It just makes me want to visit even more. You have no one but yourself to thank for my impending tourism!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What I thought as well. Glad there aren't that many posts like this about Norway... And I'm serious in that one. Tourism = Litter. 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Finland, Finland, Finland, the country where I want to be...

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Their language sounds funny...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Monty Python always gets an updoot.

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So close to Russia, so very far from Japan.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Pony trekking or camping Or just watching TV Finland, Finland, Finland It's the country for me...

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You're So near to Russia, So far from Japan. Quite a long way from Cairo, Lots of miles from Vietnam

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I said ENGLAND

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ALL TOGETHER FOR THE CHORUS!

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Here in Finland boy and girl can find true romance in traditional Scandinavian way

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Following bread crumbs through the woods to a cabin and murdering an old woman?

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Getting hammered and having ONS without anyone crying rape due to intoxication. (if it happens a couple of times, you're become a couple.)

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The last sentence is so fucking true :D I barely ever have "a normal first date", same with all my friends

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pony trekking or camping, or just watching teevee!

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Why in a living hell?

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Pony trekking or camping, or just watching tv...

10 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Finland, Finland, Finland, It's the country for me! ("I said ENNNG- LAND!")

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But why? I keep heating that so much. The only reason I find it normal for someone to get there is if they are mad rich or mad crazy

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, with mountains so lofty and treetops so tall, it's the country for me...

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I decided on Norway after thinking of Finland :( but next time!

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You made the right choice

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Especially after that moose bit my sister in Sweden.

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Hopefully not a nuked moose

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*møøse

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Reference stronger than the fourth Swamp Castle

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Brilliant reference.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I've never been to Finland but I have a feeling this post's sarcasm is quite characteristic of its inhabitants.

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Yes.

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You ever seen Kimi?

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You don't say,

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You know how Aussies say "yeah, nah"?. Finns say basically the same thing: "Joo, ei".

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

In Norway: Ja, nei, eh... det er jo bra, det? Eller?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only the younger generation. The older generation merely stares at you menacingly. Possibly a slight shake of the head if you seem confused.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I've been to Finland! (from Michigan) My brother lived there for a few yrs, & I went to visit him in Helsinki. I like seeing Finnish posts.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You a yooper or a troll?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... neither?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upper or lower state of MI

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing you have ancestors or relatives from Finland? Plenty emigrated to the northern states.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope, he just went there for college. Worked for Nokia for a few years, now he's in Texas.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No. We Finns don't have humor.

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You meant us Germans, right?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk they have the crown Jew of jokes.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish I had a cake to smash in your face.

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I would hit you before that cake would hit my face.

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Tis is hjjumor!

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

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Just sadness all the time?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yes.

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Melancholy is our national emotion.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pretty much all melancholy and jealousy. And both gets worse with alcohol. We're a rad place all right!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Legit question: Is it safe for Blacks to travel to? You can be brutally honest.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What you should beware about, is that in some areas there might be aggressive people around bars, looking to fight people.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People have tried starting fights with me too for no reason. These drunkards might select you just because you stand out.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finland does not have that many immigrants nor adopted people - so you will stand out. I think in general people should be pretty accepting.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just normal touristing or living there, you shouldn't have any issues. But you might want to keep a watch when out at a bar with drunks...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Safe - it should be. In some areas in Helsinki where there's been issues with Somali immigrants, they might be prejudiced.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just keep asking if you want to know more. I'm born and lived 25 years in Finland, now I've lived soon a decade in Sweden

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you so much! I can understand looks if they've never seen a Black person. I was just worried about discrimination and safety. U rock!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The older (outdying) generation in Norway isn't overly fond of anybody non-scandinavian, but the majority of the young love foreigners. 1/22

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you'll find that Finland, Norway and Sweden are very safe :) Beware of drunks/drug abusers, but I think that goes for most countries

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's the only type of humor in Finland.

10 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 2

haistappa paska. sarkasmi on paskin huumorinlaji, myös suomessa.

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I want to visit now. I enjoy dark humor :-)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should come during winter, then. Any humor would be pitch black.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hahaha! Excellent :-)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

False. We also enjoy DARK humor...

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

*sigh* Finnish comedy.. I remember a show/movie about two guys trying out different firearms on cattle. I think it was on "satw".

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That was actually a Danish film, but it is very representative of Nordic humor in general :D

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Damn it! So, any recommendations for a Finnish comedies?

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