Watching shit go down in America whilst being in Europe like

Aug 13, 2017 11:36 PM

Are you guys ok?

No. Please send help, or maybe some of that really good alcohol you folks have.

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Meanwhile, US is like

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Everyone here is busy reading up on the 25th Amendment.

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Well a few idiots are making the rest of us look bad. Which pretty much sums up america

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STIG!

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Was looking for this comment!

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v Maybe, we'll keep you updated.

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This is my new favorite gif of all time

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I can almost hear Trump going "bingbingbong bingbong bingbingbingbing"

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This is beautiful!

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No you

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Nooooooooooo you!

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Glorious.

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Great je...nvm, there is no hope.

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Yes ultimately we are fine. It's bad in some places at times but all in all most of us are watching Game of Thrones eating BBQ for dinner

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Our media will run bad stories in the freaking ground. I hate our news. And yes it's horrible what's happening.

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I watched all the Manchester shit

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God bless America, cause only god can help US now...

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Well, we're facing mass deregulation, rising poverty levels, corruption at almost every level of government. But all of that pales in 1/2

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comparison to the most important question of our time. https://pics.me.me/was-hitler-a-nazi-sources-www-google-com-1667259.png 2/2

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That is the strange thing right? Most Americans are looking at Europe as in far bigger trouble than us. Perception is a tricky mistress.

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Depends on where you look at. If you look at Northern Europe it's pretty hard to say that they're in any trouble.

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Recession has passed by and economies are doing well, the immigration inflation has been dealt with properly (sorry Sweden) and there arent>

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>really any big concerns except sanctions against Russia that are still eating a nice proportion of export trades.

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Well we have to see how that goes since it depends solemnly on how much EU wants to punish Britain. In the end they'll still continue doing>

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We are fine. We have the important guys from Top Gear. You have the idiot from Friends.

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Joke is on you, we kept the secret guy who was in charge of making the episodes actually fun! We just stopped him from working on new shows

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hah

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Top gear is trash and the sabotaged the telsa review episode

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Then they crashed a million dollar Rimac. Those guys must just hate electic cars!

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Just another day in the US. Nothing different than the last 70 years

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More like the last year or 2

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Not really. This kind of shit has always happened. We just never covered every instance of it.

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Neo Nazis, moronic president, no healthcare, no social mobilty, racism and extreme wealth disparity. Same old same old.

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I live near where the KKK rallies are happening in Virginia (Charlottesville). It's a madhouse.

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Ok, what you need to do is glue a thousand dildos to a jeep and drive slowly through the chaos with a speaker system blaring gangster rap

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What? What tf happened now? Is it Trump again?

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Things are crazy here. I just was in Walmart and they've moved all the shelving around.

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I think Walmart does it regularly to keep customers lost. The more time you spend looking around, the more money you spend.

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I just went to a convenience store and they didn't even carry Ben & Jerry's. It was fucking Hershey's brand pints. WTF

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crikey, i hope you're okay.

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Oh the humanity!

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Ya and I feel slightly dehydrated and I'm to lazy to get a glass of water

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Oh the humanity!!!!

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Illinois??

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Fuckers did the same thing in Home Depot!

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My walmart did it, too! They installed a bunch if self check outs that are barely used, too

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Hey, im working hard to hide the stuff you need and show the stuff you didnt know you want!

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They did this at my target and it's unamerican and inconvenient!

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Yeah, they switched the women's shampoo and the brushes to the opposite sides! What's the point?!

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They've recently renovated the Walmart here. Send help.

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Mine too!!

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I work at Del taco and we ranout of chicken during dinner rush

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The horror!

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They are moving everything around at my Wal-Mart too! And ripping up tiles and leaving the floor a concrete slab.

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Toy department? I'm on mod team and this shit annoying af.

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hey cap team 2

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You're cap 2? I'm cap 2!

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No remodel for me rn..

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Iowa.

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Things on the news affect like 0.00000000001% of the population. And only 0.0000000001% give a shit. Maybe 0.000000001% even read about it.

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That is not even one person dude. A toe, perhaps. Or a nail clipping.

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It's the top left quarter of @NoTimeCat's asshole. They mentioned it in response to another comment.

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Well now, here's what ya call a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black

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Wait, are we still allowed to say black?

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Only when referring to inanimate objects, I think

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#BlackKettlesMatter

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Damn straight!

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Good thing it doesn't happen outside the USA... https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/897185191676055553

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It's almost as if crazy people are in every country

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At least we own kettles...

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ROFL. I'm dying.

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I'm just happy you caught that!

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I'll have you know I own 57 head of kettle thank you very much

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Eh, depends on where you are in Europe.

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In France, German, England and Belgium you're pretty much walking around with a massive target on your back.

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massive target on your back? you mean terrorists? You'd have a way higher chance of dying from traffic/disease/cows probably..

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not to trivialize terrorist attacks, but apparently cows killed 74 people from 2000-2015 in the UK. In that time terrorists killed 90 in UK

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Also there were a lot more casualties from (non islamic) terrorism between 1970-2000 than there are now, see other reply for source.

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Europeans when Muslims run ppl over every month: .... Europeans when 1 white guy in America runs ppl over: HOLY SHIT WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!!!!

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yep. Upvotes for you.

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You seem angry. Are you? With whom and why if you don't mind my asking.

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You are pretty retarded if you think there was no outcry after the numerous terrorist attacks in Europe. Quit defending Neo-Nazi's.

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lol, outcry. Like you guys aren't just laying back and taking it.

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There's gotta be something to the name 'Kevin Holocostner'. I just can't put my finger on the implications.

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I had a string of usernames with celebrity name puns, decided to keep it going

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Well, you have pretty much proved you are an Ignorant American, so this conversation is done. I can't argue with an idiot.

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It's ok I understand you can't express your true feelings towards Islam/Muslims or you'll go to jail. I'll just be here enjoying free speech

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remember when the left was all "let's get violent and punch people! What could possibly go wrong?"

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When you use political violence, you change the rules of the game. More people on all sides are gonna get hurt. =\

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this is what's pissing me off, why I was so angry when even MSM were debating on TV just how easily you can punch a nazi for merely existing

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I was on vacations, what did i miss ?

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Not sure how long you were gone so TL;DR Ross & Rachel got back together, Rome fell, and the Egyptian Pharaoh's made some big monuments.

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Also loving Jesus is legal now

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And BTW i'm Canadian and I was gone all of last week.

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Yes but... but.. THEY WERE ON A BREAK !!!!

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Here in Canada, we just hope those whack jobs stay south of the border. We should make a wall.

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Can we find a way to make Trump pay for it? He's the best at making deals.

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Just make sure it's transparent. So, if we start throwing things over it you'll see it in time.

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It'd be great to make it out of glass so Canada could say "Don't throw stones in glass houses," but some fucker would break it.

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they wont admit it, but the majority of the people dont really care. the far left and far right are all full of assholes that the news love

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Nailed it

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far right in NY here (rochester) honestly i don't give a fuuuuuuuuuck. if i die i die fuck it just make it quick you cunts!

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People do not care about the left or the right in that they are both assholes that should shut up. They do care for people though.

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As a moderate. I don't give the slightest fuck

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I identify myself as a radical moderate...

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This

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Definition of terms? Far left as in Antifa? Far right as in alt-right?

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yes, but extremes in general.

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authoritarians

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8 years ago (deleted Nov 13, 2018 6:39 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Ooh ooh do me!

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Ehm, can you do me? *wink*

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Because we still had Harambe at the time

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Exactly! Well said.

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This.

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Probably the best description I've heard.

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I disagree. Most Americans are not racists & don't condone this white supremacist terrorist attack.

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Except he actually has out something condeming it

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It wasn't good enough. The other terrorists are demanding a do-over.

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8 years ago (deleted Aug 14, 2017 11:54 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

i said dont care. not condone.

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I don't think most Americans don't care.

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White supremacists have been killing people for years, they are the top terrorists in the country, just this one thing hit the news suddenly

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Wonder how they'd classify the black on black violence in Chicago? Love the righteous whities keep turning a blind eye to true atrocity.

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See this is why you pivot to "white terrorism"

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Given that every republican has at some point been labeled a Nazi or "white supremacist" I'm pretty skeptical. Democrats have been desperate

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To raise the spectre of white supremacists for years, but if you comb through it it's some isolated lunatics and a few idiotic little boys

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Who don't deserve to live, like that crappy little boy in SC. They always bring it up to deflect from a conversation about something else,

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Or to justify antifa wannabe-terrorists, or because they lost an election, or because they're trying to justify some batshit insane bill

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Yeah, we're fine, just got an infestation of authoritarian fuckwits from the left and right butting heads over who gets to ruin us.

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Centrist masterrace

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Halfway between stupid and stupid is... Still the delusion that all politics can be boiled down to a bounded linear spectrum.

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Centrists still exist on a two dimensional political compass. They generally lean in a direction slightly.

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Yeah, but good luck describing positions on a 2+ axis metric concisely. It's still useful shorthand in places.

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Excuse my ignorance, what does Centrist mean? Never heard that term before.

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It means you think government is working just as it should with no movement in either direction.

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They take beliefs from both sides and are generally neutral. They are towards the center of a political compass, hence the name.

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Neither to the left or right, politically. Kinda in the middle.

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Thank you.

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No problem! :)

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Shame reading these comments. The post was to show levity but mild concern. Instead it has turned into people arguing politics

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Wow, totally unexpected. People who have been flipping out over nothing are now flipping out over people running over one another.

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I wasn't aware I flipped out

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I wasn't aware you were a person.

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Don't talk shit, we got this idea from you.

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difference is, they learned from the mistake. thats why the dingus who nazi saluted in germany got walloped, not welcomed.

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If you think skinheads don't inhabit Europe, I've got some bad news for you, friend.

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and are they tolerated?

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We're fine overall. The media makes mountains out of molehills a LOT these days

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But ratings!

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Just Nazis marching and killing people, nothing major.

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What you see as Nazis marching and killing people, I see as Tuesday.

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They killed like four people. As far as the scale of the US goes, you need to hit triple digits before anyone notices.

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and you arent bothered by that statement? wanna say that to yourself slowly and out loud?

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You want something concerning? Hundreds of thousands die of heart disease. That's a number that worries me. 4 out of 300,000,000 doesn't.

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No, I'm not bothered by that statement or those figures. It's such a small number that it's irrelevant. I'm more scared of a shark attack.

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all of those statements are concerningly psychopathic in tone. glad to know you see people as numbers...

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sauce

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Or, you know, have a stroke, its 50/50.

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"eh"

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But effectively, most people in the US look at the population then look at the number of deaths and unless its like 700 they just kinda go

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