My neighbors are weird

Dec 15, 2017 1:31 PM

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#25 Don't worry if you hear screaming. It's not a murder. We're just filming a movie.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i know of the parrot walkers. would see them when walking our dogs. to each his/her own.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Those poor parrots. Such tiny cages with all of that open outdoor space. FLY! BE FREE!!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Ive only seen like two of these before. A fine dump.

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

I live in a field. I own the field. I have no neighbors. I love it. I'm considering a move to LA for a job opportunity. many neighbors.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My neighbor made her husband rake the leaves in our yard.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I keep looking for the 'hole' in #5.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought this was all the same neighbor for 2/3 this post.

8 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 0

Oh good, I thought it was just me

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

my neighbors helped us build our swing set and holiday decorate their house so that our kids can see if from their bedrooms

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

well that is an awesome car!, Search up "PornHub Car"... im not a very smart man

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#19 Long live Carter! Haven't seen him on here in a long while! :P

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I love Carter!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many of these people are living into their 90’s?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

satisfying dump

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My neighbors are amazing, they mow my lawn, bring me cookies and cakes, help me shovel snow. It's like living in Mayberry!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Carter, asking the real questions

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 put them in the back of the freezer, stuff in the door tends to melt/refreeze.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, they’ll be lethal weapons come summer.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like the asshole that puts a rock in a snowball.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Neighbors dog shat on my mom's lawn, their dog just barks non stop, and they had a very unsightly above ground pool. My mom threw shit in it

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Maybe the two dudes and the two girls should get together.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My neighbor has a bad turbine. Very loud and annoying. I've thought about the arrow thing but his roof would be covered with missed arrows.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

i dunno man might be worth. Besides, you can get 'em dirt cheap some places.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I guess I could practice and develop some skill first..

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's great fun :D storing a target is a pain though. Make sure you get arrows with bright fletching (no green) so you don't lose em.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IRB0sxw-YU

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i probably would punch both and then have a wine with.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Our neighbor's turbine went bad, so my husband took our ladder over and asked if she needed help to fix it. She does our flowers now.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Being in her early 80s, fixing a turbine is a little beyond her, but flowers she is very good at, so we just have a sort of co-op going.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

We clean her gutters when we do ours, shovel her walk for her, and each spring we talk over the flowers and garden together.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Her grandkids live across the country and my grandma has passed on, so it's worked out quite well, I think. We just fixed her TV antenna.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Please move next door to me.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But what's wrong with dandelions in your own yard?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

They go to seed and plant themselves in the entire neighborhood

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I wish I had so little in my life to worry about that yellow flowers in my yard were a cause for concern.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

That's how good life is here in the US. we complain about the stupidest shit.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Dandelions, net neutrality...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

yep. We shit into water clean enough to drink, and have so much food we die from voluntary diabetes.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My neighbor likes to mow 8' into my yard. I fucking love it...

8 years ago | Likes 207 Dislikes 1

I read this wrong and thought "an 8' whaaaat? penis??"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

We used to do this to our neighbor's lawn because we didn't know exactly where the border was. Except he made us stop and painted a line

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I used to do that as a kid because I was weird and enjoyed mowing. Now I dread any form of workout.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

My neighbor mows my yard.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a serious man

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My neighbor cuts a jagged line 2 ft on his side of the property line.. so i cut extra grass so i doesn't look like shit..

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

he also cuts his front grass like he's vacuuming. super weird people

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My neighbors don't mow the last 10 ft of their side so I have to. I spray the clippings into their yard.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My neighbor learned his lesson after I scalped his yard.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's just free fertilizer. Do what Aldryic suggested.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a low point so it grows fast. It piles and browns or kills the grass.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...that never happens to me. I leave the clippings on my lawn all the time and that's never happened to my grass.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does he have some kind of weird, fragile grass that breaks down and dies if you look at it the wrong way?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meant to add that the long grass clumps and piles. That sits on top of the grass, and the piles brown, and the grass under can die.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a 54inch deck and pile the previous three passes to pitch it. If you push now, then you won't see this. Mowing clumps the grass

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0