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Unagi604
#25 Don't worry if you hear screaming. It's not a murder. We're just filming a movie.
flyerofplanes
i know of the parrot walkers. would see them when walking our dogs. to each his/her own.
poopball
Those poor parrots. Such tiny cages with all of that open outdoor space. FLY! BE FREE!!!
ElfElby
Ive only seen like two of these before. A fine dump.
ImgursLibertarian
I live in a field. I own the field. I have no neighbors. I love it. I'm considering a move to LA for a job opportunity. many neighbors.
FrenchVanillaGuerrilla
mialynneb
My neighbor made her husband rake the leaves in our yard.
icannotthinkofanyrationalname
I keep looking for the 'hole' in #5.
BitingPopsiclesMakesMeUncomfortable
I thought this was all the same neighbor for 2/3 this post.
armeniandonglover
Oh good, I thought it was just me
kowala88
my neighbors helped us build our swing set and holiday decorate their house so that our kids can see if from their bedrooms
RoTaLuMe
well that is an awesome car!, Search up "PornHub Car"... im not a very smart man
mydarlingvega
#19 Long live Carter! Haven't seen him on here in a long while! :P
patstoffy
I love Carter!
justcomatose
How many of these people are living into their 90’s?
cautiouskitten
satisfying dump
strumfooligan
Nice. https://i.0imgur.com/NFxVqNM.gif
Brightandshiny
My neighbors are amazing, they mow my lawn, bring me cookies and cakes, help me shovel snow. It's like living in Mayberry!
JimKongOll
Carter, asking the real questions
HelloToe
#6 put them in the back of the freezer, stuff in the door tends to melt/refreeze.
stonecoldfancy
Yeah, they’ll be lethal weapons come summer.
HelloToe
Like the asshole that puts a rock in a snowball.
St0plight
Neighbors dog shat on my mom's lawn, their dog just barks non stop, and they had a very unsightly above ground pool. My mom threw shit in it
stonecoldfancy
Maybe the two dudes and the two girls should get together.
kimsahobbit
My neighbor has a bad turbine. Very loud and annoying. I've thought about the arrow thing but his roof would be covered with missed arrows.
GeneTheAwkward
i dunno man might be worth. Besides, you can get 'em dirt cheap some places.
kimsahobbit
I guess I could practice and develop some skill first..
GeneTheAwkward
It's great fun :D storing a target is a pain though. Make sure you get arrows with bright fletching (no green) so you don't lose em.
Crazywelderguy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IRB0sxw-YU
aPokal
i probably would punch both and then have a wine with.
spiderqueendemon
Our neighbor's turbine went bad, so my husband took our ladder over and asked if she needed help to fix it. She does our flowers now.
spiderqueendemon
Being in her early 80s, fixing a turbine is a little beyond her, but flowers she is very good at, so we just have a sort of co-op going.
spiderqueendemon
We clean her gutters when we do ours, shovel her walk for her, and each spring we talk over the flowers and garden together.
spiderqueendemon
Her grandkids live across the country and my grandma has passed on, so it's worked out quite well, I think. We just fixed her TV antenna.
lobstasalad9095
Please move next door to me.
GwenShepard1
But what's wrong with dandelions in your own yard?
Nikilynn0125
They go to seed and plant themselves in the entire neighborhood
cerpintaxt475
I wish I had so little in my life to worry about that yellow flowers in my yard were a cause for concern.
ImgursLibertarian
That's how good life is here in the US. we complain about the stupidest shit.
skellington01
Dandelions, net neutrality...
ImgursLibertarian
yep. We shit into water clean enough to drink, and have so much food we die from voluntary diabetes.
UltraVilence
My neighbor likes to mow 8' into my yard. I fucking love it...
murderofcrowbars
I read this wrong and thought "an 8' whaaaat? penis??"
armeniandonglover
We used to do this to our neighbor's lawn because we didn't know exactly where the border was. Except he made us stop and painted a line
SleepyFerret
I used to do that as a kid because I was weird and enjoyed mowing. Now I dread any form of workout.
annibe11e
My neighbor mows my yard.
tohubohu
Sounds like a serious man
Iamdarkwingduck
My neighbor cuts a jagged line 2 ft on his side of the property line.. so i cut extra grass so i doesn't look like shit..
Iamdarkwingduck
he also cuts his front grass like he's vacuuming. super weird people
FancyFrance
My neighbors don't mow the last 10 ft of their side so I have to. I spray the clippings into their yard.
Aldryic
My neighbor learned his lesson after I scalped his yard.
Kovahjin
That's just free fertilizer. Do what Aldryic suggested.
FancyFrance
It's a low point so it grows fast. It piles and browns or kills the grass.
Kovahjin
...that never happens to me. I leave the clippings on my lawn all the time and that's never happened to my grass.
Kovahjin
Does he have some kind of weird, fragile grass that breaks down and dies if you look at it the wrong way?
FancyFrance
Meant to add that the long grass clumps and piles. That sits on top of the grass, and the piles brown, and the grass under can die.
FancyFrance
I have a 54inch deck and pile the previous three passes to pitch it. If you push now, then you won't see this. Mowing clumps the grass