Food weapons

Mar 6, 2026 2:44 PM

It's hard to say whether the German or English word for 'eating utensils' is more hard to relate to/remember.

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Cherry bomb would have been an option.

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Should have tried the food library.

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despite that, his children are kinder.

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A German guy walks into a bar and orders a martini.

The bartender asks: "Dry?"

The German says: "No, just one for now."

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call krankenwagen when that happens

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How is he supposed to eat his cobra chicken without food weapons?

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In Finnish, "ruokailuvälineet" (eating utensils) are also occasionally colloquially referred to as "aseet" (weapons).

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Food tools.

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Essenswerkzeug.

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Ich brauche ein paar Essenswaffen

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Essenwaffen > Waffen SS

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I handed him a turkey club.

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with some miracle whip.

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And my pickle spear!

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