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uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
DONT MAKE EYE CONTACT
mburicao
Make sure to remove your glasses and wear perfume..
mavruda
Engineer here. This is not 100% true
MusashiTheSpaceSamurai
Excuse my ignorance, why is this a thing?
thisiswheremyusernamegoes
Engineers Week is in February you walnut.
Notracistgrandpa
Ha jokes on you my girlfriend is an engineering student so Ive just been given an excuse
WhatRaySay
engineers (HW, SW, data, etc) are my least favorite people to work with, annoying as fuck. but I love ya anyway, thanks for being smart!
iDrinkDrano
What did we do? ;~;
CanadianEngineer
Don't hug me, I'm busy
JeRMP
Negative. Not engineer day in U.S. or Australia. LIES!!!!! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engineer%27s_Day
ThisIsJustToComment
Of course, you can't handle woman material without proper PPE. They can kill you y'know?
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
NEW is in february
Olgarie
My husband is an Engineer. I'll go one better and fuck an engineer tonight
Potaterzpotateyo
Does it have to be him or can it be just any engineer? Asking for a friend.
Maulingo
It is? I've been studying all week, so not really payed any attention.
QuazMasta
Saving this for February to post around the cube farm
AllPowerfulLamp
It's in February but okay
Blamblam101
"A GIRL IS TOUCHING ME! I wonder if she'll marry me."
thepu55ydestr0yr
-From the ice king.
6313326
I was going to say that thry'd either not like it or get all handsy, depending.
WhatzitTooya
Hug? Me? Why? Have you lost a bet?
KyleBeach
She'd better, he already came in his pants. That practically counts as them going steady.
BridgetoTerabithiawasshit
Does having this thought almost all the time make me an engineer?
Burghguy
http://andrewferguson.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dilbert_1.png
HaramBe4any1else
"Dating sites hate him, find out why!"
ArtyJoker
@number34
capricornstunner
I work with engineers. Even an exchange in the hallway is cringe worthy
capricornstunner
But you're putting things in space so I guess your lack of social skills doesn't matter
Aspidochelone
I take 0 offense as a soon-to-be engineer, free hugs are worth it.
lurkingcabbage
To an engineer, a hug is one of those little thing to be enjoyed.
sp0tz
http://imgur.com/R8gT3RM
trolololono
I had forgotten about that. Thank you.
Burghguy
http://andrewferguson.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dilbert_1.png
xenocyde1224
Yep, the only people I hug are my children and my wife. Everyone else gets an awkward handshake
Highlander8795
Same here, I only ever hug your wife and children.
gamer2k4
Wife: Tons of love, cuddling, hand holding, you name it. Everyone else: No touching. No being near me. Try not to talk.
6313326
https://nellyali.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/personal-space.jpg
bingopajamas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DfmDuOxcN8
plumpkinese
Am engineering student can falsely confirm because desperate for human contact.
mallywanders
As the wife of an ME student, as I currently have a yeast infection I can tell you it's not just a hug he's yearning for.
lurkingcabbage
He's luckier than most of us.
laurawutt
You can always hire a prostitute
napalminthemorning
Pro tip from a fellow engineering student: be a girl.
TR8Rtot
Nah I'm still awkward af
FunnyUsernameMan
As an M.E. student I concur with this statement
PUBspotter
As a fellow MechE student, I wish heat transfer wasn't the only thing fucking me.
TR8Rtot
As another MechE student, this is accurate af
ThatBellGuy
Can confirm (Source: am an engineer)
Frankiejoneston
I'm an engineer (although "engineer" is so vague it could be applied to a huge number of jobs) and I enjoy a good hug.
lurkingcabbage
domestic engineer doesn't count.
ImMuddy
My brother is an engineer and he slays pudding. I'm literally intimidated when we go out.
PartyParrot
Pudding is easy. He should try his methods on women.
ThatBellGuy
I think there are two types of engineer
haybringer
Those that drink, and those that swim.
RawrLouder
If you're really an engineer then you should know that N.E.W. is in February.
Snooj
I thought it stood for Not Even Wonce.
Baalzak
Happy Meth Day!
ImClearlyInsane
I used to work for a company called N.E.W.... this is all super confusing for me.
RawrLouder
Is it in February?
ImClearlyInsane
It's in all months. 18/7/365. D: HELP
ThatBellGuy
Given I am in England it doesn't really apply to me anyway.
RawrLouder
You're so engifar away. We need a world engineer week. We should engineer one. In October.
gamer2k4
Do you spell it "enginere" or something?
PreciousPotato
Doesn't matter. *HUGS*
RawrLouder
Touché
TheToolless
Is that because English engineers are really English "engineers"?
ThatBellGuy
I have no clue what this means....
AndImRonBurgundy
I'm guessing they're saying that English engineers aren't really engineers