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I now realize my belt is dirtier than a toilet seat.
Also, Imgurians, as an edit update, THIS is the post that gave me the medallion level of Imgurite!!! Thank you all for all of your upvotes, and keep being awesome :)
Ionlycommentcrap
Crap
PotatoSpacer
griffinenthusiast
derboit8888
Dammit- there is always a catch!
crowbirdsandmockingbars
Like how the belt "catches" your pants from falling? Ehh? Ehh? Yeah, I'll see myself out
Eunoterp
I don't even pull up my pants after dropping a duece. I waddle to the sink first, I get weird looks, but fuck you Mom!
maniacalmacaroni
jackoffalltraides
I started waiting till after I wash my hands to rebuckle
mmmmfunnyy
That could reek havoc on a public bathroom..or at least scar some kids for life
jackoffalltraides
Never thought about it but I only wear belts on certain occasions and I've never had to poo in a public restroom while I was wearing a belt
brassfist
Didn't mythbusters do an episode about that? It turns out your phone had the most bad bacteria.
Jironobou
Well it's probably from all the phone sex...
Kidiri
Kitchen sponge. Because apparently, having a warm, moist environment with a lot of nutrients is a good breeding ground for bacteria...
whereisthenutella
Also you're tablet as well or any other toilet reading material
whereisthenutella
*Your tablet* darnit
TMP5
you are a tablet!
whereisthenutella
Sad truth