A pilot with balls of steel

Aug 5, 2022 6:40 PM

bexxMaker

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Male or Female, they have some big balls.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn’t know Zelensky was also a helicopter pilot?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's not landing on the ship, he's just figuring out where he needs to be when the ship comes up.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meh

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Navy pilots are the best

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By the looks of it they're the only/nearest vessels out there. If he missed, even circling round would take long enough for him to disappear

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Navy flyboys always land like they're afraid the runway is gonna jump out of the way... because they've landed where it would before

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

heck that

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah no bravery there, pilots will be quick to point out take offs are optional landings are mandatory. Hes landing on the ship or water.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That’s not as difficult to do as it looks. It’s way more difficult than that. My own attempt is going well.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

deck crew balls of titanium

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I haven’t been OOD during flight quarters for a while, but looking at the sea, if they were heading 10-15 degrees one way or the other, 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

they may have had more favorable seas (pitch and roll) while still in the helo’s envelope. 2/2

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's easy to keep your gravity center with balls this massive.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also brave were those two guys standing on the deck. If those propellers hit something shrapnel would fly everywhere.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well ... it's either that ...or crash landing in to the sea when the fuel is out

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are the chances the pilot is also forklift certified? I'd say about 80% or so, I think.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brass. Navy pilots balls are brass.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

How about the LSO's standing on the deck. Those guys are absolutely in the death zone if the pilot has a bad day. Big brass ones all round

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a team effort. The pilots are also in communication (visual and audio) with the ground crew that give guidance.

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

Man that single wiper blade is putting in a solid effort.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are two wipers. The center windscreen doesn’t have a wiper but the other pilot does. But they still aren’t very good to begin with.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wiper blade was a decorative touch.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those crazy Danes.

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Is that an Iver Hudvelt?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Iver Huitfeldt class is a 6500T v Thetis class 3500T. Close to half size.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wonder what sea water does to the rotor mechanism

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

it gets assalted.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It washes it.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lightly salts it (to taste)

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What happens if you add too much garlic to the rotor mechanism?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Trick question! You can never add too much garlic.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A man of culture I see

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not like he has a choice - land or ???

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He probably has enough fuel to make it to land, the faroes are right there in the background.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But wouldn't it be tough to land on a pyramid?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

While that particular part is pointy, the rest of the islands has plenty of areas flat enough for helicopters. It's more the planes that ½

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have issues.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, it was a poor joke on Faroes and pharaohs...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I SAID HOLD STILL!!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For a minute there I thought this was an evil looping gif where they never land. That was impressive

3 years ago | Likes 516 Dislikes 1

Not to diminish the impressive skills but they have a hook in the center for assistance. Newer version are even laser guided with autopilot

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Somebody more talented than me should make thar happen

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, a half-minute in and I had to check the progress bar to make sure.

3 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Same! lol

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The way some of the jerks on imgur are you especially have to check with a best comment like that

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought they dropped a cable down, hook to the ship, then the chopper pulls up against it, and winches down to the deck in bad weather [?]

3 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 1

I was going to ask the same question

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This one has a electromagnet installed in the deck that pulls the helicopter down by the pilots giant steel balls.

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

It's better be that way

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's a couple iterations of that system, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0s4pKEOu6E this video gives a great explanation of each kind.

3 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Many thanks that was great

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im no helicopter pilot but that sounds like a horrible idea. The ship could still buck up into you causing a lotta damage.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

If the helicopter is constantly pulling, then no.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No. Helicopter would just start moving in sync with ship

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's a legitimate system they use, Invented by the Canadian Navy in th 60's

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Its not perfect but it does help. Keeps you from rolling off after a bad landing. The rising swell is compensated by the copter keeping 1/?

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The lift high, like he's trying to lift the boat. The ship rolling laterally is actually the bigger hazard

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I was wondering about this. Seems like this guy could slide right off..

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/5EZqthhTMfA beartrap system first developed by Canada because the Artic and North Atlantic are crazy.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

A combination of that and Canada's unique position. As a small-budget Navy, but as one of the premiere anti-submarine forces in NATO, 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Canada had a need to operate large classes of helicopters specialized to the ASW role, but from small surface combatants they could 2/3

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

afford, which exacerbated the issue of sea state. 3/3

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This ratio of helicopter to ship size is pretty extreme, for example

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is called a Beartrap, which was developed by the Canadian Navy, and is in use on most surface combatants of the navies of the US, 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

Throwing down the knowledge!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Of course the Canadians named it the fucking Beartrap

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

WhiskeyWire and MapleMoore were in use.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

… something, something beaver.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What should they name it, the "Sorry, helicopter"?

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Goose Grab was also a possibility.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

UK, Australia, Canada and Japan, all of such systems manufactured in Ontario. However, other countries use other systems. Some use a 2/3

3 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

device called RAST, popular among European navies, where a (more) rigid coupler grasps one of an array of mating couplings on the 3/4

3 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

fantail. China and Russia have their own systems. Some, especially small combatants, have no securing device at all. 4/4

3 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Interesting stuff. Thank you for explaining.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Neat TIL +1

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Where is Ontario? Rolls Royce?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shearwater

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Indal, which is currently owned by Curtis-Wright.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I used to make naval winch components for Rolls Royce in Peterborough Ontario . That’s why I asked. I think they were for towed sonar though

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You have to be a bit of a lunatic to want to fly a helicopter to begin with.

3 years ago | Likes 237 Dislikes 2

Planes slip gracefully through the air. Helicopters beat the air into submission

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Especially when landing one on something that suddenly gets pushed towards the helo with the waves.

3 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

I remember my first, I was coming in behind another helo and asked the more experienced guy in front if he had any tips. He said:

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"Oh yeah - don't miss. Out here you'll probably freeze before you drown." (north sea) It's like a pinnacle landing but wave instead of wind

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It's fun...but those moments are terrifying. -Lunatic(former)

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Guess that makes me a loonie..

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A helicopter is just a collection of swords orbiting an oil leak.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter—and therefore, unsafe."

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Well in all fairness if you're in a fixed wing plane and the wings start going faster than the fuselage it's probably not safe either.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never trust an aircraft whose wings go faster than the fuselage.

3 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

A helicopter basically wants to kill you the moment you start the engines

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

just a brick that is temporarily using a glitch to not be on the ground

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I was going to take lessons, it'd want to be in a helicopter, not a plane.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Ditto. Gimme that sweet go-anywhere VTOL any day.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What was the cause of the crash

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Based on the spin, some kind of tail roter failure.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

u just go up and down, and tilt forward a bit. not that hard actually ;)

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Until you learn about vortex ring state, translating tendency, settling with power, change in lift when yawing, etc

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Tons of reasons why helicopters, as cool as they are, are difficult to fly.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It becomes just like second nature, or an extension of you, like riding a bicycle.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I'm a helipilot - unlike fixed wing it's basically fighting physics at every step, dynamically unstable, unwanted torque...

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

People play games and think they get it or worse, see an instructor - you'll find vids on youtube of rich people who take off solo ;)

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0