JohnCheshirsky
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Not mine, just found on the Internet. Obviously
*respectable
FP edit. I just woke up and apparently this hit Most Viral? Holy crap, my first time on FP! Should I ask for something to be sent? Um... send memes, or cute girls, or cool art.
retgarr
It's a fucking dead animal. Don't be a pussy and eat it.
MaggieB12
Urban legend from the 70's, supposedly done by Jack in the Box.
Cabbage3
It's a family recipe
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
Obviously
landofbob
I'm in lesbians with you.
LuluTheLucario
Its obviously a fried headcrab.
Brandy321
If it was a real mouse, it would have a bulbous looking body with leg protrusions and a tail...Uhm.... Never mind!
PinkEater
JohnCheshirsky
Classic :D +1
taliesan
I remember this story. Turned out it was chicken and that 'tail' was a stringy bit
GandalfTheGhey
delete that shit or you're about to be battered by the Colonel!
legalimmigrant
KFC makes Ratatouille now?
SpeakerForTheUnLiving
Ah, yes resoectable fast food companies. Love those.
borgmaster
That looks like a bit of skin got loose on the chicken and now i want it because that will be the best part of it.
Satherian
exactly. god that must've been a good piece
JohnCheshirsky
Shit, made me hungry for some chicken skin, man
Flyndaran
My GF hates chicken skin... more for me. But I love drinking chicken fat, so she's often disgusted by my eating habits.
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
IamJustinSane
I’d have to taste it to be sure if it’s KFC.
ASecondChance
lmao
jorgenah
Jus surprised KFC has an on staff dungeon master
coleium
Trashvis is the name, being trash is my game!
Watcher555
If fried, has to be chickin, dude
benwyrosdick
JohnCheshirsky
Majestic af
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
Haha what the fuck
Skeeyer25
Hardest I've laughed all week! Lmoa
NotADodgeBallCannon
Me too.....still laughing
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Why would anybody lie on the internet!!
mycatodinisbetterthanyourcatodin
Just had KFC 2 days ago. I always think it's a great idea, then I feel like garbage for 2 days and my mouth gets some gross tasting film.
Oldestavocado
Chicken of the cave
Isweartogodthecatmademedoit
https://78.media.tumblr.com/c37fe53ef7eda59ee25069b5b19dbd56/tumblr_n4vcykpwV61qcb58yo1_500.gif
WinterGrasp
Chicken of the sewers
kmikl
Chicken of the grave.
DungeonMaster69
DragonDildoChandelier
Ronburdandysbrother
Chicken of the railyard
kuupo
Chicken of the freeway underpass
Buckbeak1486
Did you mean "respectable" in the title, @JohnCheshirsky?
JohnCheshirsky
Oh shit, yes. That
SirSage
This all you got in life? Pointing out typos?
Buckbeak1486
Yes, actually.
SirSage
Carry on griffon
Buckbeak1486
Hippogryph, actually.
SirSage
*Looks up Avada Kedavra in hidden*
yrul
It looks like a piece of chicken. What am I supposed to be seeing?
Totallynotapointwhore
A rat that got breaded somehow.
ProphetofEntropy
if it was a rat it wouldnt be showing white meat under the breading it would be fur.
Totallynotapointwhore
It isn't actually one, no. Just someone pretending as a joke.
reverendbonobo
The bit of skin hanging off the side gives the piece of chicken a silhouette vaguely resembling a mouse or rat.
yrul
A breaded mouse doesn't look anything like that. Also, where's the mouse's fur and legs?
reverendbonobo
Note my use of the word "vaguely." It doesn't have fur or legs because it is a piece of chicken, not a mouse.
M3gad3rtH
That's how they make the gravy =]
KavikWolfDog
The DM is one minute before the public message.
RAWRisDinosaurForILoveYou
I tweeted them once about shitty service and got a coupon :)
ElTaquitoSupremo
HipopopotamusTheHipHopHippo
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uberleet
why are you asking me how long it took you?
benwyrosdick
QuixoticelixirMama
This is PERFECT
707isL0Lupsidedown
Nice
HiImFrench
adam1111
"Ryan reynolds and... fried... rodent?" -me, for around 20 seconds.
EvilCatCreations
That's Chris Pratt man
ImGonnaRickRollYou
That's Crisp Rat man.
NdotGreeze
Fried mouserat
ImGonnaRickRollYou
Chris Pratt, crisp rat
NdotGreeze
Double pun, Chris Pratt's (or crisp rat) band from parks and rec was called mouse-rat. Therefor fried mouserat
NotAHugeSpider
Popeye's spicy crisp rat is much tastier. https://thumbs.gfycat.com/EntireZealousImago-size_restricted.gif
WhatUpFishes
Charred skeever
ImGonnaRickRollYou
Hah. Chris Pratt and crisp rat
mindfunkie
You're the best
svcAlex
thanks, I just tried really hard to figure out how the look similar to each other
fragtore
THANK YOU
ImGonnaRickRollYou
devenna22
MeteoricMediocrity
JumpingBalogna
tillytomkins
jaiie
AlexiaKira17
EWWWW
SeaBass88
Onennon
The guy in the background is perfect.
Onennon
He's either "Oh god what is that" or "Are you gonna eat that?"
clydeman420
The big guy who’s horrified or the big guy who’s laughing?
Onennon
Horrified.
thevortexmaster
People like wendies? I’ve always been surprised it’s survived here. Never see anyone at the one here
InsufferablePedant
Motha fuckin FROSTIES!
SwarthyBastard
I don't eat meat anymore, but I used to really like the chicken sandwiches.
SwarthyBastard
I really got downvoted for this?
SpeakerForTheUnLiving
Imgur has a real hate-on for any kind of non-carnivorous lifestyles.
SwarthyBastard
I mean, I get the jokes, but that's a little weird
SpeakerForTheUnLiving
They assume anyone with that kind of lifestyle is a preachy ass about it.
CanadianMadCow
Every time I'm hungry at work I'm like, "Yeah I'll get Wendy's!" Then After the gross burger I'm like, "Oh right it's fucking Wendy's."
ANegativePerson
I like a cheap cup of chilli and some fries sometimes
thevortexmaster
No doubt
thedeathstarwasaninsidejob1
People like the Wendies Twitter.
thevortexmaster
Ahhhh
ThePerdplesCourt
Im not normally one to point out grammar mistakes but "Wendies" is bothering me so damn much in both of these comments
thevortexmaster
Hahaha sorry. Shows you how much I eat there or any fast food all together. I forgot it was even a name of a person
thedeathstarwasaninsidejob1
*wendy's