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Sep 16, 2017 5:50 AM
awkwardwinkeyface
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Jramodarr
When you need to tickle the pickle you just jerk'n the gherkin
Stackinandpackin
One in the cake one in the pudding
Grosslyunpopular
Bahahahahahahaha
Schagsim
Which end will go where? Are you planning to alternate?
Dreamsofher
Thephedora
Garden can't spank you and pull your hair or fix your s***
docfreez
Something something....if you're brave enough
mayathescorcerer
Strong independent woman who don't need no man. Cucumbers are delicious.
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
Is that what happens when you cultivate sex toys?
grumplestiltzkin
who needs two men when you have a garden, more like
EatTacos
American cucumbers are usually too large for comfortable anal insertion, but English cucumbers usually fit nicely, or so I've been told.
asspickle
sometimes i stick pickles up my ass
Taliska
Fun fact... most home grown cucumbers have thorns on them, yes, on the fruit itself... if you're brave enough I guess?
SlyHandTan
Who needs two men*
revelator
https://imgur.com/2AH35Ax
spintop90
Have fun
1PunMan
U cumber.
ProxyPlayerHD
or a sideways C ucumber
1PunMan
I like it.
JoggingWithForks
Pics or it didn't happen.
FirstInLastOut
Paige... um okay ?
Spartan102009
Mattzzy
U-cumber
WhattaYaLookingFor
Yeah, yeah. I dare you.
surfboardt
ZenKittenMittens
What is this from???
MangaVaper
Wait
AzeliaMangaporn
DP
ACCOUNTBANNEDREADBIO
it even got the perfect shape
bigdog1983
With the little spikes and everything
ohdearohdearohdeer
Speaking from experience?
zegerman5682
It's even tapered for easy insertion.
Hyippy
Your answer reminded me of this https://youtu.be/BXLqDGL1FSg
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FBKatB3TAdotcom
Put it in the fridge and you got a Chilldo
gutwrenchinglyfunnyusername
*piles
Thisisirrelvantcontent
That's why it's important to hoe a garden properly
HopeInTheSoulOrSoapInTheHole
inshadowz
Finding Norwegian content in the strangest places...
mekkuli
No way that was an accident.
gorillaClutch
Sounds like your suggesting OP build a cage around that cucumber intending to grow a dildo. That's slot of forethought for an orgasm
mekkuli
Still easier than finding a good man.
ClandestineIntestine
Whoreshoe
IWishIWasBlank
More points than the post and they are well deserved.
Paasimus
My only regret is that i can only give +1 once.
RainbowKing
austinwizardforhire
GaryFreakingOak
definitelynottheguy
UserFishking
Whore shoe or whores hoe?
DrunkKingOfImgur
Fuck me that's a great pun, take my +1
ByteCooled
Would you like it with that cucumber?
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ThisMeansALot
That was good too
ClandestineIntestine
Ooo, I actually liked yours more than mine.