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Human foot washes ashore in Canada. That makes 13.
WTF Canada? https://nyti.ms/2jSORlz
#foot #washedashore #gilligan? #Ifalltopieces
Dec 12, 2017 11:48 PM
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WTF Canada? https://nyti.ms/2jSORlz
#foot #washedashore #gilligan? #Ifalltopieces
Biggie18
Did look like Dexter was in Alaska, maybe he actually went to Canada...
eljopo
There’s a Stuff You Should Know podcast about this
InvolentaryYoga
Something clever.
Bobeez
Theory is that ankles weaken easily and that’s why feet with shoes always wash up. Its likely worldwide drowning/plane crash victims.
Verelse
There must be another one SOMEWHERE
ravenlunartech
You dig thirteen feet, and what do you get?
sahdad
I have learned from the show Bones that Brennan will solve 3 murders from that leg.
DamnLurknessMonster
Canadian 1: what’s this all aboot? Canadian 2: That’s a shoe, Kevin. Not aboot.
Denare
The actions of the foot clan have been literal lately. But on a serious note, that's really strange.
Veelot
C'mon, I thought we were done with these already
braindrill
The power of Velcro. I now understand why people wear Velcro. That shoe isn't coming off. No matter what.
FloppyFingers
That's a hell of a marketing icampaign by that sneaker company.
druck727
So I am not alone with the short white sock and black sneaks. Yes!
rabbiebabbie
Deadly combo
Tassu
Something must be afoot
ImSorryOakIllPutTheBikeAwayJustGetOutOfMyHead
I think I read somewhere that the same thing happens in Russia's east coast? Not 100% on that.
UnicornCock
And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!!
Spongeboobsquirepants
I work at a hospital that had to deal with one of these feet. X-rayed it in the morgue for evidence. The smell is less than pleasant
tweek0423
Are they going to be okay?
nonamejanie
They kill the impolite. They just keep it hush hush.
FatCat7d3
Mmmmm... is that... that’s where all the missing left socks go.
Omaration12
Is the shoe for sale?
servingmytimeinusersub
That's where i put those
UptightCargo
Dexter?
ravenlunartech
He's a lumberjack and he's okay.
rdswords
First thing I thought of...
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
... soon.
CosmicKitten10
nokittythatsabadkitty
Spoopy
MrCleo
2spoopy4me
captainapplesauce
Tanis.....
logantip
Tanis? I thought you said tennis.
ManimalMike
....Tanis? Sounds...complicated.
violetimp
Runner available.
commentsivehadafew
The leg bone’s connected to the shoe bone...
RegurgitatedCumBubble
commenter1337
He should make a lamp out of it.
goclimbarock
MrsWeinerbottom
ToyotaCelica
LaminarFlOwens
The shoe floats when the rest does not
DarKEspeon
...For now~
HungryPumpkn
AndTheHairsOnTheBackOfMeNeckAreTapedDown
The shoe bones connected to the.. sock bone?
icculus760
The red thing's connected to my wrist watch
thefrayedendsofsanity
Hi everybody!
orangecatonpizzabox
Hi dr nick
Sabrehawk
Uh oh.
justforthechristmasselfie
I feel like this was on an episode of bones
MamaKin
That's what I said, too! But their feet were a bit fresher.
TorchNRun
I can't believe I had to scroll so far down for this... yes!
Sakabashira
Like, individual? With the shoes still on them somehow?
welluhwhatdoyouwantmetosay
Most sneakers float.
HiddenSanity
Yeah, shoes float and protect feet from getting eaten, lots of theories, like Tsunami victims, mob dumping bodies, ill-fated refugees...
ProphetofEntropy
they are suicides the shoes protect the feet from scavengers and help them float ashore. this isnt something new.
itsmeursecretsanta
How stuff works did a really good episode on this, it has to do with a specific current
ScubaDiver17
Seems odd that the muscle is completely gone but the sock and shoe look intact
nonCanadianGoose
The ocean is filled with effective scavengers
ArdentSlacker
The only thing in the ocean that eats socks are dryers lost at sea. And they are bottom dwellers.
Sp1ffy
There is an entire episode of Bones with this exact plot line
eaglehunter
Just how it works here
wealthychef
Never in pairs. Only singles.
Tornadotaco
There have been two sets of paired feet found
Maclarion
And always the left one. What's up with that?
ChrisMendez123
Wikipedia article said mostly right feet?
BraughtGurst
Adventure time reference
YouNeedtoChill
I remember...business.
SpellingEternity
Say someone is getting rid of evidence. Weighed down corpse decomposes in water. Shoes are inedible, don't decompose and float.
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
i feel like someone with the resources and necessity to regularly dump bodies in the ocean would know abut the shoe thing though...
Sakabashira
I mean more of that they didn't slip off due to currents and lack of flesh to hold them. Those shoes had to of been TIGHT.
Felderburg
*had to have
scnottaken
They're pretty cool looking.
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iPostReactionMemes
Upvote simply because I want the fleshy foot part to still be in the shoe really bad.
LateNightBunnyParty
It probably is. Check out Ask A Mortician on YouTube.
LateNightBunnyParty
Keep in mind, flesh needs exposure to the elements to decompose properly. A don't stuffed in a sock and shoe might not decompose (1)
LateNightBunnyParty
*foot, not don't. Stupid phone.
LateNightBunnyParty
(2) as quickly or thoroughly as the rest of the body.
Tornadotaco
Best theory is its from the 2004 Asian tsunami victims. Consistent with ocean currents. Shoes float. No feet with shoes produced after 2004.
VitameatavegaminItsSoTastyToo
So sad
d0o0o0d
Why wouldn't they be turning up all over the place?
HiddenSanity
Because ocean currents are fairly stable things.
Lizzu
If they weren't there'd be a fuckton of problems. Aren't ocean currents what keep the UK so warm for its longitude??
HiddenSanity
ye
MCathenaE
It's been happening for years. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salish_Sea_human_foot_discoveries
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
yea they made an episode of Bones about it.
periwinklepanda
I was going to say the same thing. I remember this happening back when I was HS (from the PNW)
poopsinbutts
Yea I thought they found out they were missing hookers or something but that shoe is not a hooker shoe..
kodiak931155
it's always runners because runners float
logantip
Maybe the hookers you know Mr. Money Bags.
Sakabashira
They can't DNA test and check records to see where the last known instance of these people were?
MCathenaE
I have no idea. You would think they could. They have figured out who some of them belong to.
blaChek
The article says 8 out of the past 12 feet have been identified
ArdentSlacker
That's pretty good. ... gods, some of the families would want to bury 'em. Someone has to ship them back. Do they leave the shoe on?
bundleofwoodensticks
DNA profiles are not something that is generally recorded before something happens. It’s possible that records may exist from a crime scene
bundleofwoodensticks
or a comparison could be made if you had an idea as to who the individual was
ThereWillBeDownvotes
Well, I'm glad Malaysian Airlines passengers finally reached their destination
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Every day we stray further from Gods light...
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ThereWillBeDownvotes
Oh, this is one I haven't seen. I like it!
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fucking saved
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wow, there's a good old fashioned gif party going on in here... don't upvote me, I'm just commenting so I can find this again when I need to
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Double that.
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Some parts of em have
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Savage....lol
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SarminBandit
Oooooooooooo shit
kjb72
RalinStorm
It's been the perfect amount of time
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Where is nuub nuub when you need him?
Placentaur
Real question, is it reasonable to assume they did in fact crash in the ocean or something?
ThereWillBeDownvotes
Iirc, parts of an aircraft plausible to be that flight washed up in Australia. Never heard if it was confirmed to be mh370.
d3cad3nce
OH SHIT!
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PerthConall
Accurate username
ZookeeperFloyd
tuckerx78
Girls and panzer?
MasterRaziel
....what anime???
iatha
Sora no Woto
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Crunchyroll?
iatha
Yes, it's listed on CR as the english title, "Sound of the Sky"
BlobfishHooHaaHaa
The “Stuff you should know” podcast actually has an episode on this. If I remember it basically was that the shoes float and get caughtup1/2
BlobfishHooHaaHaa
2/2 in the current, etc and wash ashore. Most of the time the bodies aren’t recovered for various reasons.
absolutezero182
Perfect dumping location for a serial killer
UnicornRazzleDazzle
Bears. That’s why.
ravenlunartech
Grizzly comment.
UnicornRazzleDazzle
UnicornRazzleDazzle
You just had me daffy!