Shot0ut
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1/2 lb. bacon
2 broccoli heads
Cut broccoli into florets
Beer #1
Cook bacon in cast iron Dutch oven
I like the bag of pre shredded and washed collard greens. They're easier to do than getting the full leaf and having to wash and shred them yourself.
Ooohh, crispy
I add about 1/2 a bag a t a time
I don't measure but I'd say about 1 cup water added to collards
Grate about 2 wedges of Parmesan cheese. I buy the wedges from the deli of my local grocery store. The pregrated kind doesn't melt properly.
Add about 2-3 tblspn of olive oil and 1 tblspn minced garlic to broccoli and toss
Yum
Spread out on pan and place in preheated oven (425) for 20 min
Chicken breasts
Sliced in half flatways and cleaned up and trimmed. Or if you go to your butcher you can use cutlets
Ready for the pan
Beer #2
Cook chicken until done
Panko is the kind I use
Mix 1/2 panko &1/2 hand grated Parmesan. I am making dinner for 5 so I used 2 cups panko and 2 cups cheese.
Added 3 tblspn melted butter and mixed by hand until completely moistened
Next, I used 1 bottle ranch and mixed with the remaining Parmesan
3 cups give or take
I find sargento is the best cheese
Should be a creamed potato consistency (ranch & cheese)
Make sure to cook thoroughly
At least 165 degrees
Collards are done when most of the water is gone and stems are tender
Place chicken in casserole dish and spread ranch sauce generously over chicken
Covered
Layer with provolone cheese
Broccoli is out. Squirt with a little lemon juice. Fresh is best but all I had was this
Next, a little shake of the pregrated Parmesan
Beer #3
Awesome
I forgot to take pics of the panko and cheese crumb topping going on top of the chicken, but sprinkle generously over the top and place in the oven on broil on middle oven rack for about 5 minutes to just brown the top and melt cheese
Finished product
DINNER!! Parmesan crusted chicken, Parmesan roasted broccoli, and southern collard greens! Bon appetite
fukqgoogl6912
I could make some great muslim memes. For International Bacon Day!
whytell
You had me at 1/2 lb bacon
MTVMovieAwardBestKisswinnerTobeyMaguire
Bone app the teeth*
IronSlasherAsher
Boner app the teat
KungFuFetus
Publix!!! +1
thevortexmaster
Nice, I'd like a bit of a starch as well. Maybe some sort of rice
MrCDXX
Looks good. Kudos for a recipe that's cheap, straightforward, and delicious!
notherefornudescuzIamanicegirl
shouldbedoingmylabwork
Ahh chicken pemrissio
Shot0ut
retrospekt
Noice +1
chaoticspots
Looks awesome, Sweetwater ipa was my go to when I was down south.
savemartha
Was with ya till the broccoli. still +1 though.
Andytasteslikecandy
Broccoli is delicious, and very good for you.
Trashgarbage
Pro tip: T for tablespoon, t for teaspoon. Capital T for the bigger measurement.
OneFun
Boney Ape Tit
MyOtherAcctIsBanned
Bone apple tea
himommythanksjeans
Bone app the teeth
Shot0ut
Where's the gif?
fukqgoogl6912
I could say so much...memes! I want to make memes!
ImShaqILaughAndWalkAway
@OP do you drain the bacon grease before putting in collards?
Shot0ut
Nope that's where the flavor is
Zella111
Looks delicious! I'll definitely be trying this.
EeyoreOnMonday
I kept waiting for you to mix the beer into the ingredients. I am not the brightest burnt out Christmas bulb in the trash.
Shot0ut
I call it a 3 beer recipe. Because I can drink 3 beers while I cook. I have from 2 to 6 beer recipes too
Doomageddonripto
I want to see a 6 beer
Shot0ut
That's a roast I cook in the oven. It takes about 2-21/2 hours. This meal only took 45min-1hour
cuddlesdotgif
How'd you get the dope scar on your thumb?
Shot0ut
Box cutter, when I was 16 working at the mom & pop grocery store across the street from my high school
cuddlesdotgif
I have a similar one from when someone slid a razor blade into the price sleeve on the front of the shelf at an AutoZone.
Shot0ut
crashdummy35
+1 for those collards. I hit 'em with just a teaspoon of vinegar to set them off.
Shot0ut
I have a mason jar of tobasco peppers I grew last summer pickled. I use the pepper sauce for spice to set them off. Southern tradition
BerntheVote2020
crashdummy35
Nice.
MelodiousDissonance
Sweetwater beer, Georgia?
Shot0ut
Yup
MelodiousDissonance
*super special, secret Georgia high five*
Shot0ut
MelodiousDissonance