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Apr 24, 2016 2:26 PM
Claytronimus
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TrapsAreIllegal
This isn't as good as the kid that fucked his dad's work computer doing this
rantomi
You get admin rights in the chat if you press alt+h
notacoldwarkid
Trolls trolling trolls
PublicRelations
Where is the greentext post where he does this and it's his dad's work pc
fcosm
but did it got faster?
SoulHeart
Dumbass.
somebodycallamedic
Old but, gold.
dxblacker
rm -rf
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BoozeHound001
Because it's 4chan if you're retarded enough to listen to them then you deserve what's happening to you.
CappnKrunk
Because it happened 22 days after
sittingonmycouchathomedoingimgurstuff
i was there it was glorious
asa1967
Holy crap, people are still falling for that? Why didn't he google this process?
Tasha07
Because lots of people are both gullible and lazy.
trhopkins
Reinstall HAL.dll.. Hahahahahaha!
DanLox
iTS SEEMS 4CHAN IS ALMOST TOTALLY OCCUPIED BY WANKERS. caps. too lazy to re-write.
121AAD
Sounds more interesting than the constant liberal political shitpost on IMGUR, how many preachy post before relizing youre annoying cunt
AikoMizushima
This crap is as old as "alt-f4 for ops" on IRC.
IAmJuanSanchezVillalobosRamirez
As a former IT tech I can confirm, that is a ID10t problem.
ParanoidWithGoodCause
problem exists between keyboard and chair.
ghsdkgb
FUCK YOU GUYS I JUST WANTED TO TRIFORCE!!
Xynatox
Eheheh ye boi.
MrRandom314159
THIS IS MY DAD'S COMPUTER GUYS! SERIOUSLY!
stupititykills
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stupititykills
fuck, it's not even funny here
notacoldwarkid
http://imgur.com/piYFJGJ
ReallyBadAtImgur
But...... what even is this, I have no clue what's going on
frjackhackett
there's an unnecessary folder in your c drive that just slows your computer down, show microsoft that you're nobody's fool and delete it
frjackhackett
did you down voters think someone was going to take my advice?
Ivesaidtoomuchalready
You need the system for computer to work. It's fake advice to fuck over gullible or low tech people
notme222
The real moral of the story is that if you want people to believe something stupid, tell them it's a corporate conspiracy.
nthensome
This is exactly something that a corporation would say!
SteveNotSteve
More specifically, tell people that it's part of the conspiracy to keep hemp illegal and they'll believe anything you say.
PaintedSlate
Or more generally, to get people to do what you want, invoke an enemy.
SIrEvilMustache
Bismarck did it.
MacRockatansky
"Corporate conspiracy" is to college students what "Government conspiracy" is to hillbillies.
Schex44
This may be my favorite analogy if al time
ThatGareBear
4 yrs later and this is oddly accurate.
trigonman3
"They don't want you to know this"
BenSnow97
That's a common issue, Microsoft is cooperating with some hard disk manufacturers on that. (Segate and WD is sure, but others may also (1/?)
BenSnow97
joined, we don't know the full list.) Their disks basically detect if system32 was deleted and block the OS to protect Microsoft. (2/?)
BenSnow97
This is a bit harder to fix, it's a hardware-related issue. You will need to knock out your disk with a stronger magnet, this way the (3/?)
BenSnow97
operating system registry is cleared, it thinks Windows was never installed and lets you boot. Just move the magnet one way only a few (4/?)
BenSnow97
times (like >>>>>, not ><><>), and then put back the disk and wait. It doesn't work on SSDs tho, those need to be heated in the oven. (5/5)
missbelled
Just tried this, works great! +1
gitarrenkoala
You my friend need more upvotes.
Spadey
This stopped being funny like the day after is started.
CluelessAmerican
This will always be funny
walterpeck
You're implying that this was ever funny.
pizzapowers
It is funny
Gaidenninjacat
Its still pretty funny, Its not like they lost all their computers files, you just need a windows disk and to run repair. Its like 20-30 min
Gaidenninjacat
Now if they ran it to delete *.* which is the symbol for all files, the computer would be wiped and that wouldnt be funny.
pizzapowers
You did it then? QQ
MrMince
Wrong use off QQ
JesusSaysTheDarnedestThings
Wrong use of off
pizzapowers
cry more QQ
Diddyu
Are you sure QQ?
MrMince
Yeah QQ is for quit game on one of the old warcraft games
Diddyu
"Never pet a burning dog."
imnotthatguyiguess
$ del C:\\WINDOWS\system32 -bash: del: command not found can anyone hlep i want my computre to be fast
CheezitsLight
try rm - rf /
FrankJ7
Download more ram
LetsGetThisOverWith
Just try this command. Copy everything after this period into the terminal and hit enter. :(){ :|:& };:
deviousfrog
My bash-fo isn't strong enough. What's this do
HeckuvaTester
Infinite forking command. Takes up all available memory and processing power a matter of seconds.
deviousfrog
Oh fun
Klnwltrnk
Once asked tech support if I should delete system32. In the standard thick Indian accent he responded, "Oh my God, please don't do that."
AdequateBehaviour
Why is this so funny
HEYITSMETRUMP
this comments better than the post tbh
norwad
i can almost hear it
lspreee
Read in Apu voice.
tomyironmane
How else you gonna read it?
Vikingohan
Gods*
Lefthandofgod
I can tell you're lying because Indians worship 8053.95 gods.
Sororita
>Oh my various gods, please don't do that
Ralpheo
I can see the head bobble
cbjfan
What happens if you delete system32?
nightmarerunner
Jesus comes back and punches you in the dickhole
TrapsAreIllegal
Your computer stops working.
HD226868
Your computer turns into a brick.
SuperImbicileHater
Mewtwo
Jacksohn
Delete it and you have an autistic pc
NinjaDoge2
So basically a 4chan server kek
ThatMicrosoftPaintGuy
System32 holds lots of operating files. Delete it and most of the OS is gone and you would need to reinstall windows
idunnogoddamwaterbottles
Oh I thought it just permanently fried your computer. Good to hear it's just a bit less expensive than that
DontWorryYouCanTrustMe
It contains most vital files for your operating system. You're basically giving your computer a back-parlor lobotomy.
GetBackToWorkYouFool
Truly a gifted wordsmith, well done
cheesyblasters
Back-parlour lobotomy, what a beautiful but haunting phrase.
toyotasandwich
This is my generation's poetry..
MisterJellyBean
My grandpa was in IT since PC's were the size of rooms, he taught me basic computer etiquette at practically a fetal age, his first 1/2
MisterJellyBean
lesson was never delete a file or stop a process if you don't know what it is and his second was file management - knowing where YOUR 2/3
MisterJellyBean
stuff helps avoid fuckery. It is still perfect advice for novice pc users (the vast majority of pc userbase). Google is also a great tool.
jtb1313
I alwaly insta force stop Skype, fucking lags my system to hell, as well as anything Apple, cuz fuck apple
Wibblywobblytime
It's odd that Win even allows you access to the files. I can't install a program without admin but lemmoe crash my shit by accident.
wobbu
Writing .bat files in notepad doesn't really count as "by accident."
SendMeYourScience
Later operating systems keep your account in normal user mode until you elevate a program, but people are idiots and click 'Yes' anyway.
Wibblywobblytime
Doesn't answer why you can access the files on a normal account but can't install VLC or some random program without admin privileges.
SendMeYourScience
I was referring to admin accounts, normal user accounts can't elevate their programs to admin level and modify those files.