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1. There's a thing called "dinner plates." And what goes on them is a huge disappointment.
In Japan, each person eating gets as many individual dishes as needed for the meal. Sometimes more than 10 dishes per person are used. In America, there is a method where a large bowl or dish is placed in the middle of the table, and you take as much as you like from there, and put it on a big dish said to be a "dinner plate."
In Japan, meals at home are for eating, because your stomach is vacant. At an American’s dinner, there is food, decorations on the table and tableware, and music to produce a fun atmosphere. It is a time for maintaining rich human relationships. Therefore, the meal is as long as 40 minutes. In addition, often the decorative tableware has been handed down mother to daughter, two or three generations. In addition, there are even more valuable dishes used for Christmas and Thanksgiving.
American food is flat to the taste, indifferent to subtle differences of taste. There is no such thing there as a little “secret ingredient.” Sugar, salt, pepper, oils, and routine spices are used for family meals. There is no such thing as purely U.S. cuisine (except the hamburger, which isn’t made at home very often). There is almost nothing special to eat based on the different seasons of the year. Basically, they like sweet, high fat, high caloric things.
2. Beware rough areas where the clothes demand attention.
In Japan, hip hop clothes are considered stylish. But in the United States, it is wise to avoid them, as you might be mistaken for a member of a street gang.
The entire United States does not have good security, unfortunately. However, the difference between a place with good regional security and a “rough area” is clear. People walk less, there is a lot of graffiti, windows and doors are tightly fitted with bars. And young people are dressed in hip hop clothes that say "I want you to pay attention to me!"
3. However, you'll be pleasantly surprised by American traffic patterns.
Traffic manners in America are really damn good. Japanese people should be embarrassed when they look at how good car manners are in America. You must wait whenever you cross an intersection for the traffic light. People aren't pushy to go first. Except for some people, everyone keeps exactly to the speed limit. America is a car society, but their damn good manners are not limited to cars.
4. No one is impressed by how much you can drink. In fact, shame on you.
In the U.S., they do not have a sense of superiority if they are able to drink a large amount. Rather, if you drink a lot, there is a sense that you cannot manage yourself. There is something close to contempt toward someone who must drink a lot to be drunk. To drink alcohol habitually is to be an alcoholic. Alcoholics are weak people mentally, so to be one means you have crossed into the arena of social outcasts that can’t self-manage.
Non-smokers are more important than smokers in the U.S. Smokers embody the concept that they are not able to control themselves, and have a weak character.
5. They have free time all week long!
In America, whether you are a student, working person, or housewife, you carefully make room for leisure time, weekdays and weekends. Most people are ensured free time, always. During the week they use it for walking, jogging, bicycling, tennis, racquetball, bowling, watching movies, reading, and volunteering. On the weekend, they enjoy even more freedom, and take liberal arts courses or play leisure sports.
In Japan we believe that there is no free time during the weekday. Only the weekend. We spend the weekend watching TV, hanging around the home, working, studying, shopping, or listening to music.
6. Knowing how to use sarcasm is a must to communicate with an American.
If you put your bent middle and index fingers of both hands in the air, you are making finger quotation marks. It means you do not believe what you are saying. You can also say, "or so-called."
7. They tend to horse laugh, even the women. It's how they show they're honest.
In Japan, when a woman laughs, she places her hand so it does not show her mouth. It is disgraceful to laugh by loudly opening the mouth. Adult males do not laugh much. There is the saying, "do not laugh so much that you show your teeth."
In America, when men or women laugh, they do not turn away. They face front, open the mouth, and laugh in a loud voice. This is because in America if you muffle your laugh or turn away while laughing, you give the impression that you are talking about a secret or name-calling. It is nasty.
8. You won't be getting your groceries any time soon, so checkout lines are a great place to make friends.
Cashiers are slow. Abysmally slow compared to Japan. I get frustrated when I’m in a hurry. Americans wait leisurely, even if you’re in the special checkout for buying just a few things. I thought Americans were going to be quite impatient, but in reality they are extremely laid back. I thought about what I should do with my time while waiting in the grocery matrix, and began to speak at length with other guests.
9. Their vending machines are ridiculously limited and dishonest.
Vending machines in the United States only sell carbonated beverages. Coke, particularly. If you try to buy juice from a vending machine when you’re thirsty, it’ll be carbonated. I pressed the button and thought it would be a nice orange juice, but carbonated came out. I love carbonated, but there are times when it will make you sick indeed.
10. But darn it all, they're so weirdly optimistic you just can't stay irritated at them.
In Japan, there is great fear of failure and mistakes in front of other people. It is better to do nothing and avoid being criticized than to taste the humiliation of failure. As a result, there are things we wanted to do, but did not, and often regret.
In America, you can make mistakes, fail, and it doesn’t matter. It is a fundamental feeling that to sometimes be incorrect is natural. In addition, rather than thinking about mistakes and failures, Americans have curiosity and say, "Let’s try anyway!"
Source: The world wide web.
Geezer498
As someone who lived in Japan for two years, yes our culture is different but not everything is the US sucks. You just have a bad attitude.
flaminggiraffe
As an American I love hearing how we're perceived by other cultures and how we compare. Would love other countries' perspectives!
CodyBurkett
TL;DR: America is odd.
Janthomasz
Hahaha!
Lemesplain
Having been to Japan, 9 is spot on. American vending machines are a disgrace.
huffinkitties247
Where are these Americans who wait leisurely for slow moving checkout lines? Most people seem pretty annoyed when they get stuck in one.
twowaymeter
Visiting Holland, I was snapped at by no less than 3 Dutch ppl when I waited for a cashier to "reset" after a transaction before rushing in.
Ivaer
Time to snap back, bro.
fadedgiant
I can't tell if this is satire or not...
Lemesplain
I lived in Japan. It seems legit. They don't really laugh; just a smile and chuckle. They drive like crazy, and have sweet vending machines.
lolzomg123
Our vending machines aren't limited, they're just not "If you can fit in a vending machine, a machine to vend it exists" tier like Japan.
icookfoodandfightfire
i believe this was an honest review, however its not recent. I remember this from years ago
Cgull47
Your mom is satire.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
boom, headshot
ExcuseMeBearFuckerDoYouNeedAssistance
I satirized the shit out of your mom last night
spaceasaurus
Living in Japan and being from America I have to agree with the driving one. I don't know wtf the Japanese learn at their driving school.. 1
spaceasaurus
But holy shit. And their cities' road infrastructure is awful and poorly planned out. The cashiers in Japan are amazing though - super fast!
BigMistakeBigHUGE
A heap of y'all don't get this is an article that OP copied here that was written by a Japanese person, & showing how inaccurate a lot is
bsin21
I don't know. Our vending machines suck big time compared to theirs
Janthomasz
That is completely true!
Postoolio711
I cook burgers at home all the time lol idk who wrote this but it's weird.
NewmarketMTB
Dishonest vending machines! Ha ha ha! (horse laugh of course)
WhoYouGonnaCallGhostNappa
He's fucking right though, I don't know how many times I press the button for one thing, and get something else entirely
TheTallOne17
The traffic thing though doesn't apply here. If you go exactly the speed limit you're probably slowing a ton of people down. 5 over at least
Janthomasz
TL;DR America is great!
FuckGlitter
I love this view of my country from a visitor! If you ever come to Boise, ID id love your take on my town!
cellstahli
The fuck did you say about dinner plates you little shit?
jenesasquatch
greatwhite67
America has all kinds of delicious regional foods, the best being my native New Mexican cuisine with sopapillas!
LittleMsSparkles
I'd take American food and clothing style over Japanese EVERY time.
BugGuts
A lot of these things are dependent on the type of environment you're in. America is a very diverse and large place. Generalizing the 1/2
BugGuts
entirety of it will lead to a lot of erroneous assumptions. 2/2
PamelaSplooshPoovey
From what I can tell: someone who visits LA or NY for a couple days -> instant expert on American life and culture.
dontmagpie
none of this is true, and copied word for word from buzzfeed. fuck off.
anacostia
Also Americans put ketchup on everything... EVERYTHING.
wiggidywack
Nahhhhh not really. Maybe in some places but nobody I know (in America) uses ketchup very often. Just for fries and burgers and such.
whatupmyknitters
excuse me are you telling me you DON'T like ketchup on your salad? your oatmeal? your ice cream?
ShadyDirewolf
Naw son, Ranch goes on everything
anacostia
Yup, but my american friends always used ketchup in noodles, meat, soup, like a magical elixir to fix our crappy food.
chunkblaster
Bitch just cause we don't eat octopus flavored noodles every day doesn't mean our food is bad. Go get a goddamn borrito and then talk to me
queenelizabeth
But compare a burrito here to one in Mexico. His description of sweet/fat/bland is totally spot the fuck on. source: I work at Fuzzy's Tacos
queenelizabeth
They're the least authentic tacos I've seen (for those that try to be). Might as well be Taco Bell that takes forever and includes Feta...
Cashbasket
Lol really, our food is bad? Mr. Octopus flavoured kit-kats?
LearnSomething
Lived in Japan for 3 years. Their diet is shockingly unvaried. Like every single restaurant had about the same 10 items.
Ivaer
Well, the same can be said for most any country's staple cuisine. As an American in medium-sized-town USA, I was lucky to have parents (1)
Ivaer
that raised my siblings and me as omnivores of all types. White as bread, but been eating Vietnamese since I was a babe.
whisperio
In all honesty 95% of it is absolutely tasteless and horrible. The good stuff is BBQ drizzled in oils
Ivaer
1) Most BBQ is not drizzled in oils; 2) I'm sorry you've had poor food experiences; we have some great food around where I live.
ElGatoGordo
Mmm nothing like some nice oily ribs!
thevortexmaster
I make burgers all the time at home. Way better. I'm Canadian though.
whatupmyknitters
i'm american and i way prefer the burgers i make at home. i can have it exactly how i want at a way lower cost than it'd be at a restaurant.
Postoolio711
Agreed, homemade burgers are some of the best I've had, although I am American lol
thevortexmaster
Haha yaaay for homemade
AidenT92
For #3 where the fuck do you drive exactly? Cause that sure ain't America. And I'm damned sure it ain't urban
therearenotenoughusernames
Haha right. The speed limit is more like a guideline most places
whatupmyknitters
i haven't been anywhere where the speed limit is actually abided by, but afaik we're pretty good about staying stopped at red lights, etc.
destinoz
What countries have you driven in? Driving in the US is a dream compared to many places in the world.
WhoYouGonnaCallGhostNappa
Because the infrastructure is designed for cars, or because of automotive culture and habits?
destinoz
Everyplace is different. In the Dominican rep you flash your lights at other drivers. If they flash back, they probably aren't that drunk./1
destinoz
/2 and they are presumed less likely to kill you in a head on collision along their narrow roads at night. But yeah infrastructure too.
craze
I am totally horse laughing at this.
Reedthegreat
I horse laughed at the drinking and free time one
vampyrita
man, i feel bad every time i read that, because i would never fit in in Japan. i'm a woman with a pretty bawdy laugh that i can't stifle.
Simnut94
Same here, I have a loud laugh that carries.
Reedthegreat
I horse laughed at the drinking and free time one
IfYoureReadingThisImDrunk
That one surprised me! If I can make someone horse laugh, my ego is boosted so high! (Somebody actually thinks I'm funny?!)
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
Calm down, Sarah Jessica Parker.
ImMrbulldops
Adult men do not laugh often. That's a bummer
deathslayer4
Annd I horse laughed at your comment.
Dots77
Just say avoid black neighbourhoods ffs.
ottotravel
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Dots77
Octavius440
I don't know a single white dealer without colorful clothing
perfecteye18
I assumed cholos/ South LA. perspective I guess
Kiore
There's another travel guide that was released recently that said that straight up. Avoid places with lots of black and/or latino people.
nicktams
And no self-respecting American would ever put a "u" in neighborhood.
phigu
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic because half are true and half are incredibly wrong. Driving manners in America??
Sionas
Really depends where you live, but generally better.
greatwhite67
Have you ever been in Asia? It's insane! (The driving)
phigu
This guy is comparing Japan work USA, not all of Asia. I'd rather be a pedestrian in Tokyo than MYC, LA, Seoul, or Beijing
MoldyMashedPotatoes
For my next bowl of ramen I'm breaking out the fancy bowls, Instead of the old Country Crock container I normally use. 'Merica!
queenelizabeth
If you have a set of salad bowls that all say Cool Whip on the side... you might be a (insert one) redneck/college student/freegan hipster
MoldyMashedPotatoes
Currently none of those. Graduated college but might try redneck one day, sounds fun. Cool whip bowls, nah. Country Crock ???? .
applemnki
This reminds me of Nacerima.
queenelizabeth
I embarrassed a HS teacher who began to read this to my class - He read the title and I blurted out "Dude, that spells America backwards!"->
queenelizabeth
Apparently we were supposed to have a long discussion, what it might mean, are there any similar places, etc. Fucked the whole thing up lol
ObamasBigBlackCaucus
I did the same thing! My guidance counselor was not impressed at all.
applemnki
Haha! The whole point is to highlight our ethnocentricities. "These people are fucked up. Wait. It's us??" Super funny.
ricochetbiscuit
Fantastic but I heavily disagree about American food. The described is common but good culture here is crazy diverse and amazing
qwertina
I see what they mean,the food mostly isnt bad, it just tends to be very rich and often quite soft,so there is not as much diversity there
ricochetbiscuit
*food. Dang autocorrect! *horselaugh*
Thecogwheel
To be fair, it seems we like to have the crazy good stuff every now and then. Whereas the day to day staples are kinda bland
ricochetbiscuit
probably a regional-dependent kinda thing, also depending on family influence. 3rd gen Italian here. Ma loves to blend American 1/2
ricochetbiscuit
Dishes with Italian influence. IMHO the best American food is fusions of old staples with new twists 2/2
GimlisaurusRex
Mexican food isn't bland, man. Italian food isn't bland. Good burgers aren't bland. Options.
Thecogwheel
Im not saying that ALL the food is bland, Im saying it seems like we reserve the good stuff for special days and get by on meat and potatoes
GimlisaurusRex
Staples are staples for a reason, though. It's nutritious, cost-effective and familiar.
ChrisMendez123
I never eat meat and potatoes. It's bland and boring.
Ivaer
If you think meat and potatoes are bland, you're (or whoever is cooking) not making them right.
Ivaer
Shit, you think meat and potatoes are bland? Not using those secret ingredients.