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Bowtie = Cool
Jan 4, 2016 12:51 AM
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TheDreaded1
When I was young I had a very unsettling dream about all my clothes dancing around my closet and bedroom. +1, but still **shudders**
Deceptiraptor
That looks like it takes a lot of effort.
TrinityBabe
IT TIED ITSELF. GET HELP.
CasperTheghost96
If I ever see a bowtie clapping I will lose my shit
Kotuzow
"First favourite"
lepaterick
"First thing I ever favorited"
AtFirstAndThen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEjF-MzzqaE is my favorite bow tie tutorial (i like that he also shows from the side)
DavidNightingale
Step 1: get a self-tieing bowtie.
jimcake
Great, now I can look like a tool.
CurseUrSuddenButInevitableBetrayal
this post is so awesome, i thought bob ross painted it.
ThePenguinKnight
comment for posterity
75thAirCommando
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frogsquash
That is one sassy ass bow tie.
Phudruker
instructions not clear, purged all sentient bow ties nearby
Skyler517
Trouble breathing. Bow tie tied wron...
iblard
I'm afraid to tell you that your tie is haunted.
pathspeculiar
Stop this.
PersonalPetPenguin
Why is my bowtie pregnant now? You misled me!!!
Bleedingfrog
At first I thought there were missing steps and OP was a jerk. I see they are gifs now.
Droezel
That little wiggle at the end does it
LookIt75
I woulda put the shirt on, but to each their own...
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
Bill Nye teaching https://youtu.be/hlP_KniNQHw
Fezkid1
Really could have used this New Year's Eve.
FullMetalSeraph
G-g-g-g-gho-GHOST!!!
QuotesGoHere
This is pretty neat...except that we need and olf priest and a young priest for those bow ties
QuotesGoHere
old* FUCK I can't spell today.
myheartisstarkmyspiritistargaryen
Slower you slut
SaggyGiner
2nd to last made my lady parts feel weird
Horseheadedfleshwizard
spacecatts
Bow ties are cool
TheDoctorWithTheFezFetish
I was looking for this quote! Take an upvote! :)
DogsEatDogfood
Unless they are clip-on, in which case you look like an adult wearing velcro shoes.
shinjiKuuun
Fezzes are cool
Mewrulez99
Bunk beds are cool
MoopBread
The one thing Bill Nye didn't teach us.
hiddensunshine
Alton Brown does
xane
That's fine, an equally amazing person has that covered. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmK8Ov9aCS0
Apairofpants
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MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
There's actually a video of him showing how to tie a bow tie. I'll hunt it down
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
Actual video, I promise. Him and Chris Hardwick https://youtu.be/hlP_KniNQHw
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
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MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
But... I love you?
EpicRive
Listen here, fucko
justavanillabean
Amazing
quitpanakin
I'm so pissed off that I must congratulate you. Well played.
ParappaTheVelociraptor
Hello darkness, my old friend.
EpicRive
I am not even mad actually, I am kind of happy
paradoxagon
why the fuck do i need to know if that bowtie is clearly able to tie itself
ABlastFromYourPast
Hey, congrats on making top comment!
MarkKnightRises
Because we are muggles. =/
CitrusLimon
What we don't have in magic, we compensate for with intelligence and skill.
WhereCanYouSeeLions
Some of us*
CitrusLimon
I thought of it more as the muggle collective, but yeah, you're right.
Blodhgarm
Filthy mudbloods
WhereCanYouSeeLions
No. Mudbloods can at least do magic. We're just muggles.
GreatDaneGirl
pretty sure the arrow part is supposed to be in the back, not the front like the last picture shows....
imbaroque
That's the design of the bow-tie. It's a diamond point, so one end ends up in the back and the other the front.
DVSBSTrD
Lesson learned: Do not use diamond point bow-tie unless you want to end-up looking like a Polish hobo.
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
They can look good, this one just looks like shit. It has no shape to it since it's completely straight.
GreatDaneGirl
Interesting....I need to go to more fancy parties and pay more attention to the bow ties. Thanks for the explanation.
imbaroque
No problem! I wear them all the time, otherwise I'd have been clueless.