Mar 31, 2018 10:28 PM
huskerman402
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MommyOser16
Gotta love the "@bluetexticon" in the first response
haveabadday
Holy sheep that's FUNNY. Poor grandpa, funny joke and no grand kids near by. Tomorrow I'll GET THEM. YEAH TOMORROW!!!
FyrKatte
Ugh...someone posts this every easter
overboard
Where are my chocolates, Courtney?
JokerJeep
I hit a rabbit with a snow plow. I also have a pet rabbit. I felt bad
DaSuccster
hippity hoppity easters on its waaaaaay to the hospital
AManWhoWasntThere
Courtney, thank you f*cking very much!
McFluffySundae
Youre welcome
AudaciousCheeseburger
Damn...
That was savage
hardtofindanuntakenusername
Classic courtney
cowboys123
I'M SORRY!!!! ???? I DIDN'T MEAN TO RUIN EASTER!!!
Rahkarne
As a Dad... That Mom is a goddamn veteran. Well played.
HerMajestysSecretButthole
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
IIRC you're genuinely not supposed to dodge most animals. If you swerve and do damage to something else that's your fault insurance-wise.
Cocobeware18
As a Courtney who had a tragic bunny accident this is hitting way too close to home...
Ozarck
How close to home did you hit the poor thing? You monster.
serapheen
I hit a deer once My mom called my Bambie Killer for months (it didn't die I was going slow and just kinda knocked it down then it ran off)
DreadPierateRoberts
Probably did later. You can shoot out there heart and they will run 50 yards
I was going maybe 15mph when I hit it. No blood, no thunk, it just fell over, slid a little then took off.
LetTheWholeWorldBurn
This rabbit?
AtsaMattaForYou
Free rabbit
watchesyouwhileyousleep
Laughed so hard, i farted with every exhale.
HexiHamaski
oh noooooo...
daftbehemoth
That's fucked up. lol
ford53
This makes me unreasonably sad
RabidDingo
Holy shit! I live out in the rural edges of town. I have dead rabbits left and right. I want to go plant eggs and baskets everywhere!!!
Snaitf
thelegendarythirdleg
Someone found a bunny roadkill and deliberate put Easter eggs beside it. Now that's fucked up.
Sutashi
With tomorrow being April Fool's Day and Easter I expect to hear stories like this.
RocketsRus
“Found”
Could be worse. What if they found the Easter eggs and deliberately killed a rabbit to put next to them?
I thought for a second that the person had gathered a bunch of robin's and bird's eggs to make the photo extra grisly
RipSaturn
As a courtney myself I’m stealing this.
baileyjustin038
What happened to Saturn tho?
kkus
It got in the path of uranus
Oh you know..
Unpurchased
Go on...
attofreak
She Saturn its face?
BananaForScaIe
Listen guys I'm here if you need me.
MommyOser16
Gotta love the "@bluetexticon" in the first response
haveabadday
Holy sheep that's FUNNY. Poor grandpa, funny joke and no grand kids near by. Tomorrow I'll GET THEM. YEAH TOMORROW!!!
FyrKatte
Ugh...someone posts this every easter
overboard
Where are my chocolates, Courtney?
JokerJeep
I hit a rabbit with a snow plow. I also have a pet rabbit. I felt bad
DaSuccster
hippity hoppity easters on its waaaaaay to the hospital
AManWhoWasntThere
McFluffySundae
Youre welcome
AudaciousCheeseburger
Damn...
AudaciousCheeseburger
That was savage
hardtofindanuntakenusername
Classic courtney
cowboys123
I'M SORRY!!!! ???? I DIDN'T MEAN TO RUIN EASTER!!!
Rahkarne
As a Dad... That Mom is a goddamn veteran. Well played.
HerMajestysSecretButthole
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
IIRC you're genuinely not supposed to dodge most animals. If you swerve and do damage to something else that's your fault insurance-wise.
Cocobeware18
As a Courtney who had a tragic bunny accident this is hitting way too close to home...
Ozarck
How close to home did you hit the poor thing? You monster.
serapheen
I hit a deer once My mom called my Bambie Killer for months (it didn't die I was going slow and just kinda knocked it down then it ran off)
DreadPierateRoberts
Probably did later. You can shoot out there heart and they will run 50 yards
serapheen
I was going maybe 15mph when I hit it. No blood, no thunk, it just fell over, slid a little then took off.
LetTheWholeWorldBurn
AtsaMattaForYou
Free rabbit
watchesyouwhileyousleep
Laughed so hard, i farted with every exhale.
HexiHamaski
oh noooooo...
daftbehemoth
That's fucked up. lol
ford53
This makes me unreasonably sad
RabidDingo
Holy shit! I live out in the rural edges of town. I have dead rabbits left and right. I want to go plant eggs and baskets everywhere!!!
Snaitf
thelegendarythirdleg
Someone found a bunny roadkill and deliberate put Easter eggs beside it. Now that's fucked up.
Sutashi
With tomorrow being April Fool's Day and Easter I expect to hear stories like this.
RocketsRus
“Found”
Snaitf
Could be worse. What if they found the Easter eggs and deliberately killed a rabbit to put next to them?
LetTheWholeWorldBurn
I thought for a second that the person had gathered a bunch of robin's and bird's eggs to make the photo extra grisly
RipSaturn
As a courtney myself I’m stealing this.
baileyjustin038
What happened to Saturn tho?
kkus
It got in the path of uranus
RipSaturn
Oh you know..
Unpurchased
Go on...
attofreak
She Saturn its face?
BananaForScaIe
Listen guys I'm here if you need me.