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Exhibit A: The Classic,
Drinks coffee only as a ‘piccolo’ or ‘gibi’, makes his own bitters and shrubs, collects waistcoats, has a tattoo of the Man in Black and has named his beard (‘Gustav’)
Exhibit B: The Rustic
Never seen without his hat, wears braces and a belt at the same time, hears messages in whale music and serves rye Manhattan’s strained through Weetabix
Exhibit C: The Organic.
Predominantly found in independent pubs, obsessed with craft beer, owns a three-legged rescue dog named Hops and an Amsterdam bike with one gear
andrew2929
hipsters suck
InboxMeYourSpacePics
TIL Macklemore is a hipster bartender
RoseleeCordiero8
haaha omg i'm a hostess at a bar that fits into all of these categories omg i'm dying and sending to all my coworkers
MervDeGriff
+1 for answers in Lego form.
SupaCabra
Magicians Opium Den with a hidden enterance. cocktails are $8 but you're never getting them. dry ice makes the absinthe smoke
KapnKershaw
I've been to this bar.
corneliusgansevoort
HOPS! Damn thats good. ..
AssHatAristocrat
"Hears messages in whale music". Jesus.
charlierunkle
As someone Dutch. What the fuck is an Amsterdam Bike?
corneliusgansevoort
"Extremely hot, nerdy, jerk." Well, i know what i want to be when i grow up. ..
Dammitzinaa
As a portlander, I can appreciate this.
passbuspass
Even as a Eugenian, I can appreciate this
donkeymoney
Olives! I went to a place that serves olives with pits! Very awkward to eat and spit out the pits in public.
spookyu
Spokane is being plagued by this now. These fuckers are also ruining a good beard, I just left the military let me grow one in peace!
foxfire1112
why is it a plauge? Hipster hate is confusing to me. (prior army waddup fam)
spookyu
Eh, they always wind up being wussy dudes I guess is why.
boojay
After reading that check-list I've determined that every bar other than biker bars are hipster bars.
Kitastrophe
My mom is convinced that hipsters don't exist because I'm the only person she's ever heard use the term and she thinks I made it up.
Copperbrat
I miss the days when hipsters were just poorly-groomed thrift-shoppers who collected vinyl and insisted weed made them better at pub trivia.
VersaceMariachi
the good ole days...
SolipsisticSelfAggrandizement
That makes the two of us.
ready2die666
haaha omg i'm a hostess at a bar that fits into all of these categories omg i'm dying and sending to all my coworkers
notmyfirstchoiceofusername
No gin as a specialty hooch? Sacrilege!
eightythousandandeightyfive
There's a bar in my city that's got over 300 gins an 19 different tonics. They try to obtain every single gin in the world.
thesunshinesoutofmybehind
*munches cucumber slice,angrily*
trollunderthebridgenearyourhouse
Why do they serve gin shots with cucumber I wonder
thesunshinesoutofmybehind
Hendrick's gin started it
trollunderthebridgenearyourhouse
Those hipsters!
drGrafenberg
Hipster in a Diesel shirt... wow, that would never happen here.
choosymoms
I don't think that the organic type of hipster would wax his mustache, either.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
This is reassuring to me because i have no idea what that is or why it would never happen. I fit far too many of these.
Barrezio
I live in Austin, one of the hipsterier meccas. Believe me, far stranger things happen. Sometimes it's like accidentally visiting the zoo.
CThwomp
I don't know what a diesel shirt is. Or the other one.
gorgosaurusrex
Same here.
SolipsisticSelfAggrandizement
Yuccie would be better of a term to use here : http://mashable.com/2015/06/09/post-hipster-yuccie/#pS3qFbBmbOq3
Barrezio
"Really wants to go to Austin soon because hears it’s incredible" /sigh
whatevenarecats
New york Hipsters wouldn't be caught dead wearing anything name-brand
amandil
A looks like a Tom Hardy lego
SolipsisticSelfAggrandizement
Brilliant. BTW, I love Tom Hardy!
kittykat1988
Should I wear the period waistcoat with my period pants?
spitfiremkiv
Or 50% of the male population under 40 in Portland, Oregon.
KindNepenthe
This ^ Which goes up to 90% if you're anywhere near Alberta
spitfiremkiv
But beards in Canada are a requirement by Grade 5.
howbloodydareyou
This is basically what the every bar in central east London looks like
MrSpindles
Sort of makes you miss the blitz.
notmyfirstchoiceofusername
Also Perth, Australia
ByTheBeardOfSeuss
Or Iceland. And the bartenders are very nice, despite their obnoxious disposition.
howbloodydareyou
Yeah but in Iceland everyone is 10/10 attractive
ByTheBeardOfSeuss
Even the androgynous hipsters had my boner on stand-by mode.
irritabletom
I've never heard of suspenders being called braces.
ninjagaidensigma
There's no such thing as an overdeveloped beard.
mattbklyn
A quiff is not a coif. Smells different.
AuntSharron
Quaffed hair...
graboids
Why would you want to drink hair?
AuntSharron
It's the name of the style hipsters wear. I don't think stylists give a shit if words have previously established meanings.
graboids
Coiffed=styled hair Quaffed=drank really fast.
AuntSharron
These are things I know. Refrain from killing the messenger.
Moosecock
Also one is more vocal
BigMamaBunny
A quif is an exaggerated pompadour isn't it?
SoSpooky
according to google yes... but is it pronounced like queef?
BigMamaBunny
It's pronounced "kwiff"
TheyCutTheForestDownToBuildAPieceOfCrap
A quiff with two 'f's at the end has been slang for vagina since the early 90s that I know of. Albeit little used.
Cuntard
Quiff means a little used vagina, or the term quiff is little used?
buttcrackula
I though a quiff was a twat fart.
graboids
That's a queef
TheyCutTheForestDownToBuildAPieceOfCrap
The term is little used now it seems. The vagina could go either way.
dickbutttothefront
A coif is a ringmail hood worn by medieval soldiers or has the coffee not kicked in yet?
SloppyDot
Sometimes you can't afford the 20gp for a coif so you have to kill a cow and make a cowl.
doublekross
coif is also an elaborate hairstyle
dickbutttothefront
TMYK! Cheers mate
mattbklyn
Seriously? https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=2009">AABvYJF">https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091027222034AABvYJF. http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/coiffed
Snooj
I suspect you're confusing queef with quiff.
TheyCutTheForestDownToBuildAPieceOfCrap
He's not. A queef comes from a quiff
Snooj
I define "queef" as a vaginal fart and a "quiff" as a hairstyle. Are you being silly or presenting alternate definitions?
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Snooj
I enjoy word etymology and the daily redefinition of our language. So no, not really.
PianoMan2112
Is there some custom LEGO site I don't know about?
Comito
http://www.mocpages.com/
AirlineGeek
There are many
snurx
Legoland is fucking amazing
MostIndeedlySo
1 There is also the possibility to order specific parts (to limited sets) and then some. Also, if you go to a LEGO store, there might be...
MrWeatherman
I too have been missing out.
MostIndeedlySo
2 a section where you can build your own LEGO figures out of hundreds of different heads, hairs, helmets, caps, torsos and equipment.
LepidoliteMica
They've got some really interesting pieces in those build-your-own-fig bins sometimes.
MostIndeedlySo
During the summer in Cologne, I visited a shop and found Thor's hammer, among other things. Had to equip one mini-fig with it :D
LepidoliteMica
I found two golden Ninjago sun hats. Unfortunately I am a poor college student with no job.
MostIndeedlySo
At least you are not the High King of Skyrim.
MayTheTriforceBeWithU
http://www.minifigures.com/
okIgiveupIlljoinimgur
Omg thank you
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
£12.95 for knock-off and unlicensed minifigs? Nooooope!
jelliclecat
aliexpress.com is your friend... search for "minifigures", and be amazed.
Snooj
People put more effort into hating Hipsters than Hipsters put into being Hipsters.
wishesinonehand
Not possible
Snooj
Possible, likely, and a reality.
peasantdennis
We may do more of it, but it is so damn easy it really isn't an effort
Snooj
If people only did what was easy our country would be full of fast food chains. Fortunately... uh... well, shit.
WhatTheFUCKIsTheInternets
I don't understand the hipster hate, they're mostly super hot young men I enjoy staring at.
SolipsisticSelfAggrandizement
Hipster is now an insult more than anything else...
patorioto
Found the hipster
OverpricedCrayon
Hipster is just the current word for trendy. Trendy people have always existed and I'm sure always received flak.
MantisToboganMD
It doesn't take effort to hate them
Snooj
You are correct. It's easy to hate anybody who is different. Heck, I could hate you just for being contrary. But what's the point?
MantisToboganMD
nobody has ever interacted with me on here before. So like are we friends now?..
Snooj
We can be hi/bye friends for now.
MantisToboganMD
My therapist says that's all I can hope for. You're one of the good hipsters :)
Catokov
I'm from Amsterdam, and I have no idea what they mean by "Amsterdam bike". Just a regular bike? Or are they that different in other cities?
80percentlegs
My guess would be just a classic single speed commuter.
amandil
It's a bike made from joints
saganworshipper
Look around you. Your city is filled with single-speed commuters. Classic lines, uniform in color and quite heavy.
Helsbels
Also known as a 'sit up and beg' bike.
OverpricedCrayon
I think it means a basic black upright sitting bike with handle bars that curve back to you
mayow4u
Fixed gear maybe?
Catokov
There are people who own fixies in Amsterdam, but that's like... 1% of the bike population at most I guess
Squeleton
That's nonsense, Oma fietsen are fixed gear and they're everywhere.
Catokov
I don't know what kind of omafiets you own, but I can't ride backwards on mine?
Squeleton
I can't ride backwards on any bike.. You mean peddle backwards? No, but that's a type of brake innit. How does the brake not make it fixed
mayow4u
Didn't get it either. I see more and more fixies everyday, even own one myself..but I live in Arnhem myself. I prefer my other bike though
Catokov
Not having a brake is also quite impractical with all the tourists suddenly crossing over everywhere here in Amsterdam. They look cool tho!
mayow4u
I know right! I would be scared as fuck if I had to ride my fixie in Amsterdam. Sure do look awesome, but so does my other bike XD
isthatawolf
Holy Chicago batman
DoYouGrokHorton
Downtown St Petersburg, Fl
iforgotwhatimsupposedtotypehere
As an alcoholic living there, this is accurate
hatshopgirl
I live in Fulton Market. Hellooo.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
Holy Allston.
spicepoet
Amsterdam Bike? No. These guys would Divvy to work and back. Lately I think of Wicker park as the Lumbersexual capitol with all the plaid.
niccmacc
Torontonian studying in Chicago - can confirm.
PKTHoosier
and people wonder why i live in wrigleyville.
OverpricedCrayon
I wouldnt brag about living there. Its equally bad with bro's
PKTHoosier
lol, thats why i like it. i went to a big ten school and was in a fraternity
fvckyes
I mean, we literally have Al Capone's bar! The Green Mill.
OverpricedCrayon
But its far from hipstery
fvckyes
Very very very true.
Malloth
Can confirm.
isthatawolf
Whoa, guys, no love for the West Loop?
OverpricedCrayon
West loop is for yuppies
isthatawolf
So's Wicker Park, bro
OverpricedCrayon
Didn't say it wasn't, bruh
isthatawolf
just a friendly reminder, guey
TakeItToTheHouse
As a Chicgoan (Buena Park, wut WUT), I've been to every one of these imaginary bars.
PKTHoosier
neighbor!!
yunglizardlo
I lived next to Bar on Buena last year!
TakeItToTheHouse
Ha, NICE! I live on Gordon between Broadway and Sheriden. So right there.
mostlykitties
I'm going to go visit Chicago soon and want to find this. Where should I go??
PKTHoosier
wicker park and logan square
yunglizardlo
Everywhere except south of 40th st -ish and wrigleyville
OverpricedCrayon
Wicker Park, bucktown, and what everyone else said. And stay away from wrigleyville
bhernan2
Berkshire Room. Order a Weston. Do It.
progunil
southsider here. this is why i hate going north.
Boooooooooognish
As a student in the Loop at an art school: ugh. Yes. It's true. I'm not cool like them.
yotsuya
Stand outside and smoke more.
MurdockTheHawk
columbia?
DizzyNosferatu
Finding a good bar in the The Loop would be like trying to find a good restaurant in Time Square. It's all about the neighborhoods.
Boooooooooognish
Bitch did I say I go to bars in the loop? IMA FIGHT U
PKTHoosier
you're joking right?
mackzuhmill
Columbia or The Art Institute?
Boooooooooognish
Colum.edu
mackzuhmill
whew i'm not the only one burning ten grand a semester
peterpanpeanutbutter
I COMPLETELY FEEL YOU ON THIS.
Boooooooooognish
Whenever I think about that I immediately have a small panic attack. "My future!!! No!!"
gnarawr
Hi, fellow Chicago art student! I go to Columbia for photography!
Boooooooooognish
I go to Columbia for recording
gnarawr
Nice! Maybe we'll bump into each other sometime.
Boooooooooognish
Maybe we already have but we just don't know it
GrapeVan
I went there. Yay!
guichequiche
Wicker Park to a T
Arboretum
Wanker park to a T.
squelcheswetly
Or Logan.
imlikelyatworkrightnow
Was going to say LSq.
FlatPlutoSociety
I hate going out in Wicker Park. I'm glad that all of my friends who used to live there have been forced out by skyrocketing rent.
Remus13
Your comment made me poke around out of curiosity, and currently trying to find a new apt in LA, I proceeded to cry.
isthatawolf
Last time I was in wicker park some fucker tried stealing my phone and charging me 20 bucks to get it back so I punched him in the nuts.
herebekrakens
Which sucks because Chicago has the greatest neighborhood bars in the U.S.
BadLawyer
Kelly's on Webster and Sheffield
DizzyNosferatu
Andersonville resident here. C'mon, it's not like they don't coexist perfectly. Some nights I want fanciness, some nights $2 Hamm's.
foxfire1112
why does it suck tho? Not a hipster but I don't have a problem with em. At least they aint shooting a block up or whatever
tijgerhuis
No shit? I'm going there in December, where's a good place to start?
Tydrummer
Wrigleyville
DorianBlack
Get out bro
mackzuhmill
Taylor Street, FTW
bebophone
That's where I tend bar!
mackzuhmill
which one!!!????
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
Houndstooth has country night on Sundays. $8 Pitchers. $ Jameson. $3 Fireballs. Good luck.
bebophone
There's really no best way to start. Chicago is awesome in that there are several great neighborhoods, each with multiple great options.
yunglizardlo
get all diff bar scenes & check out Lincoln square, west loop, Logan square, river north, uptown, boys town, Lincoln park, Andersonville
Atomic2
What are you looking for? Craft Beer or Craft Cocktails?
tijgerhuis
There's not much of a cocktail scene where I'm from but the beer is great, so I guess I'd be looking for both, just to expand my tastes!
squelcheswetly
Roscoe Village.
theshadowrealmyugiboy
That's my neighborhood! But I've never actually been to these bars. Wild Goose bar and grill has 50¢ wings on Monday, and they are amazing.
squelcheswetly
You live in a totally underrated spot. It's safe, places are nice, rent is reasonable and there's good food/bars.
herebekrakens
Sheffields is one of the best beer bars in the world. Galway Bay is my favorite bar ever. Those are good places to start.
ladaisycakes
OMG i miss Sheffields so much :(
TheMortyistMorty
Sheffields is amazing
workingonmynightcheeze
Sheffields has good BBQ too!