BeardedMenAreMyObsession
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Too small, must get closer.
Still blurry. Closer.
FP edit: this is my first time on the front page, so be gentle and send beard pics. #orangemochafrappuccino #zoolander #centerforkidswhocantreadgood
saintofchaoticgood
That resolution on the first picture. I zoomed and giggled only to find out I just had to scroll down.
DarthGates
I was more interested with Agent 47 in the back
XdelaforceX
D.C.!!!!
CloudStrife668
Maybe dont piss this guy off.
Alex2820
Some CSI enhancing right there
TacticalVelociraptor
Ah violent little machine shop patches :p
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CacheMonet
http://imgur.com/NlgEfFn
Kensidian
Props on having a camera that's good enough to let me read the patch in #1
k44ster
ENHANCE
BeardedMenAreMyObsession
NATA5
That's a nice backpack.
TheBlackBolt
Enhance, enhance, ENHANCE!
GreenEggsAndSpam
It says, "I'm a fucking boot"
FosterFox
Lol that women on the last pic
nola26
This patch needs to be at least 3 times bigger
PuppetMasterKale
I'm confused. Is that a small patch? What constitutes something being small? I don't know what a small patch is. Or a large one. Or normal.
kebabapples
Raccoonlifeainteasy
Oh the laughter I laughed!
SandyVirgina
https://www.violentlittle.com/collections/morale-patches/products/patch-for-ants-morale-patch
wc11
I don't know but look out, Agent 47 is on the train!
C0mtraya
I think this scene have never been so relevant on imgur:
dooremouse
CamelJockey818
Forgot how much I love this scene https://youtu.be/NQ-8IuUkJJc (starts at 1:00)
lucasthePlumbusMaker
Lol heres an upvote
TheRealDavo
HughGReckshen
Oh hey, the good old D.C. metro. At least your train seems to be moving, and not on fire. Cool to know other Imgurians are roaming near me
boozer69r
You must be another Red Line rider?
HughGReckshen
You guessed it, 69r. Wanna make a secret signal we can do so we'll know if we ever cross paths in the wild?
BeardedMenAreMyObsession
Shocker, this guy got on at Pentagon. You have to love the Yellow line that goes over the River. The only pleasant part of the ride.
IronMagnus
It says "Skull, sword, sword."
theMostUsernameOfAll
it is: arrr arrr arrr arrr, arrr arrr arrrarrrarrrarrrarrr
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SgtHam
Nah, it reads ooh eee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
soljaboss
Sorry to spoil ya fun but only ants can read that patch
soljaboss
I still cant read it
Eli93
"Our uniforms have skulls on them... are we the baddies?"
jocloud31
"Do you think a private lives in that bag?"
PunPoliceNAdivision1
It's "Skull with an eye patch, sword, sword." But it's ok, translating pirate is not easy.
FallingTowardtheSky
It's a hunter shield short of legendary
AManNeedsANewUsername
Barracks cut, button down shirt(probably tucked in), camelback gear, that there is a Marine.
garfield529
Could be, that's a D.C. Metro train. I see a lot of our service members everyday when I go to work. Walter Reed is across the road.
mg79
I need that right now.
heyrelaxfellayouneedarestguy
The army and Air Force, just like Girl Scouts with all their patches. Patches everywhere.
CapBeetus
I see you, D.C. metro. You can't hide your terrible carpet from me.
ermahgerdermerger
so strange to see it actually moving and not on fire...must not be the red line
BroseidonKingOfTheBros
Looks like the blue through Arlington but OP said it was the yellow elsewhere.
zombotomy28
Are we just gonna ignore the Hitman in the background?
cyrilzeta
thank you
grinner
That's just good old Jenkins, the janitor!
bonzaibooty
This is the best comment
EzekielsRage
The boot is strong in this one
TheLordCypher
I dunno, he's not dressed outlandishly enough. Maybe a bootenant or GI Biller?
AManNeedsANewUsername
Probably got the go fasters on too. Or hell, maybe even his moon boots.
StorageB
Have an upvote
lucasthePlumbusMaker
Thats the tiniest upvote in the world posted just for the OP
Phischstaebchen
I wait for fingerprintreaders for paying.....
TheVakarian
It needs to be at least...three times bigger!!
alpacasaurusrex
Score I can now copy your fingerprint using CSI magic and unlock your phone. Or steal your identity. Or just steal your fingerprints. Sucka!
KrisPiasek
Yeah, you just need to zoom and enchance first.
ButCanTheyBeatGoku
What is that, an upvote for ants.
BadWolf16
Obviously. What else would it be?
therealVexed
execute him Im the high king
RowRowFightThePowa
This statement confuses me.
esracoon
RowRowFightThePowa
Oh god I still know what it is. Holy shit. This is like 4x4 pixels or something. Jesus.
TheOtherBrotherOfTheMotherOfDragons
What is this, a gif for ants?!
TotallyNotGeorge
This statement confuses me.
RowRowFightThePowa
IT'S ACTUALLY 8X6 THIS IS STUPID AHHHHH
esracoon
heh yea, i made it for that 29th thing.