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SpinThaRecord
I'm so high I thought the highlighter was for a dick.
UppityWalrus
Jesus Christ you people are fuckin nasty.
Iaimtomisbehave
http://imgur.com/NmbkDjd
KlokateerGoAt
@nomorelurkingletsvote You sicken me. I like you.
nomorelurkingletsvote
Thanks :)
politicalhack
Masturbating cap end first....now that's living dangerously.
TrumpkinSpicedFuckwad
I have read 124 of these posts in a row. I have seen the darkness
KRSDBrand
Hello darkness my old friend
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
I finally heard this song the other day on the radio for the first time. Not that great.
Carmichael106
You need therapy. One Stay Classy post is pushing the boundaries of sanity.
joshoraptor27
Maybe your ex-boyfriend wanted you to taste the shit that he had to put up with.
thesarahpowellexperience
He cheated so I'm not bothered lol
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Because of the shit he had to put up with.
CorneliusCornwall
I laughed, I cried, I made a funny noise with my butt, this post has it all!
AbominableToaster
Fuck you cancer anon. They're going through enough pain already, why would you take advantage of that?
FullMetalBitch
Is it the nicest thing to do, praying on their guilt? No, but they are probably dying, kinda evens out.
FullMetalBitch
the way I see it is its just money and they're most likely going to die way sooner than everyone they love, they should get their way a bit
AbominableToaster
I can see what you mean, but it's kinda shitty
FullMetalBitch
Oh yeah no, totally shitty, no arguments there.
OnlyBurtonGusterGifs
Being featured has to be a bittersweet celebration.
thesarahpowellexperience
It certainly is
Lassannn
Anyone who posts as anonymous is a chicken.
thesarahpowellexperience
I considered it but then grew some balls. But then realised I have part of my name in my username
Jaysteeny
I know what you mean; my username is a corruption of my real name. Must be hard being called "experience" though...
thesarahpowellexperience
My mum uses the experience part when she's really mad at me :/
Lion17174
I always want to submit a confession but I just don't have the balls :(
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
In a way, you just did.
thesarahpowellexperience
I was the same. So I did it while high and forgot about it til just now...
FullMetalBitch
I don't have anything like this to confess, it makes me feel good though that I'm not a nasty motherfucker
RoomOfMystery
Y'all need Jesus. Too bad he won't be back for a few days
BlueDrache
BAZINGA!
doyoueven
this is gold ^
monkeyseed
I came back just to upvote this
add144
I just did the exact same thing.
LichJesus
I'll be back.
Yodaloid
I don't get it
DefunkMyJunk
Easter this sunday
tswla
Dammmnnnnn...well done.
UserNameDotPNG
Jesus left us long ago
AlbanB
holy shit found stay clasy in usersub , where is my trophy ?
AbominableToaster
It's with your missing "S"
AlbanB
You will get the "S" later
demonhawk
But what about the D?
PhoenixQueenAzula
Can I get a T wedged between?
AlbanB
Why not both
MisterRobot
Dude that toothbrush one is just plain unsanitary
MisterRobot
Actually, after reading the rest most of y'all motherfuckers are unsanitary
Fuckweasel
I don't get how they don't realize it's used. One look at a toothbrush can usually tell new vs. used. Besides, if new, where's the wrapper?
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27yoUGLYvirgin
How are you not disgusted by that?
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
It's actually incredibly unhealthy, too.
sheanar
I hope no one caught anything. Tooth brushing risks blood to blood contamination.
RelaxedGrandfather
Really?
Savinguptobebroke
Yeah. Some people bleed when they brush.
puppiesincostumes
I assume the toothbrush sits there for like a week (weekend one night stands), most viruses don't survive that long outside of the body
sheanar
Depends on how much sex dude is picking up. Still gross and risky.
puppiesincostumes
Yeah agree. It's gross. Wouldn't use my best friends brush, wouldn't even wanna think of using a strangers one....
RelaxedGrandfather
I mean its a plastic brushy thingy that goes into your mouh and you clean it afterwards. It doesnt insert into a infested butt
27yoUGLYvirgin
Uhm, it's about blood, it's worse than feces actually.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Prude.
PotaD0S
Butt story one: The epitome of "shit-eating grin".
SckThaDJ
*applauds*
thesarahpowellexperience
Nice
PotaD0S
Is this what meeting a celebrity is like?
thesarahpowellexperience
Is this what being a celebrity feels like? :D
dpuppetmaster
There is a lot of guys freaking out right now going back and looking hard at the pictures they have jacked off to
AMFMAN
Doesn't change a thing for a lot of us lol
SlickLily
Most of these I could deal with but the shit shower one is fucking nasty
CoolioStallone
How are people not talking about this?
GIsLife
Some things are better left forgotten
SlickLily
Preach!
UserNumberFive
cheebody
.
AstronautDolphin
Oh my god its too accurate
FlatMattress
LITERALLY MEEEEEE
BaseOfExclusion
.
OlJimCalloway
You've got my vote for top comment.
spacerocks
AND MY AXE
stabby506
And my bow!
spacerocks
Get up, you didn't even do anything.
OCanadian
Thank you
SchrodingersGinger
this made me laugh the hardest i have in a loooong time. thank you o7
NobodyWantsToBeMrPink
So happy people are using this now
Williscool98
What is it?
GiFucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0_DPi0PmF0
bleefendorf
What is it?
GiFucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0_DPi0PmF0
GrungirStoneheart
Fucking synths
MaFavritTherngs
Reading these is always like watching a train crash... just can't look away...
SithRuleOfTwo
http://i817.photobucket.com/albums/zz99/rachael1042/gag.gif
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Photobucket still exists?
ifmusicbethefoodofloveplayon
Every time I see these posts, this is the reaction I have. SO WHY DO I KEEP READING THEM?
daxxcat
Remember boys and girls: A clean bum means clean fun!
thesarahpowellexperience
It was never pre discussed so I didn't prepare!!
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
He discussed it with himself though. The Case of the Premeditated Bum Licker.
FirefighterCaboose
@TheSarahPowellExperience If it was a bad breakup at least you know he can never unlick your butthole.
kcgingerbeard
Yeah but they kissed afterwards so she kind of licked her own butthole
thesarahpowellexperience
It was Hahahaha he cheated, sucker!
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thesarahpowellexperience
My laptop became too slow to use and my Imgur app doesn't show messages, I'm sorry!
Doopliss77
Looks like the joke's on you, don't see why you are so happy buuut alright.
thesarahpowellexperience
He ate my shit, I'm pretty happy about that
Doopliss77
You tasted your own shit though
thesarahpowellexperience
I'd rather eat my own than someone else's
GoliahWombat
Man, this makes you sound like an old friends ex, but I REALLY doubt the world is that small!
thesarahpowellexperience
What's your friends exes name??
GoliahWombat
Pippa.
thesarahpowellexperience
No, thank god hahaha
theidolizedlurker
These posts are like fast trains to the front page, but riding them there is like getting on a bus littered with condoms and used needles.
Rymdblomma
And yet here we all are, licking the needles and shooting up the condoms
Wadon69
Perfect analogy
PhoenixQueenAzula
gingermoll
That was so eloquent
altonbrowndeserveshisownmemefuckyouifyoudisagree
Can you write my epitaph?
theidolizedlurker
"May he be forever rewarded with Good Eats"
Sugabus
That's an incredible simile.
YouCapturedMe
Teachers forever will use this as a shining example for others to follow.
WeHavePi
Good God, how the fuck do you even come up with these things? Take my upvote and GI...
theidolizedlurker
Adderall, not much sleep, and not giving a shit in general anymore
WeHavePi
Sounds like a way to live to me. Have another fake internet point.
bootymen
Welcome aboard
AllOutOfEucalyptus
Don't you mean markers and used toothbrushes? I mean given the content and all.
HotMagentaDuckFace
I'm just always grateful when I don't recognize the usernames...
biscuitsandgravy4me
...and by the time you get off you will have a low-grade fever
missladymondegreen
and a rash identifiable by a doctor.
Zanano
And seven not!
ddspill
This should be Imgur's mission statement
Jantwan
Dat imagery
Somanyquestions
Dude, a toothbrush is like $1. I keep 2-3 at all times in case someone spends the night.
nowitsshowtime
Yeah but then you wouldn't be labeled an asshole, get to the front page, and get internet points. Plus you can get a $1 menu item instead.
misskittyamazing
You can get a pack of 5 for a $1 at Dollar General. It might be cheap as shit but it's pretty much disposal.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Yeah, but you don't get the satisfaction of having all your ex's use the same toothbrush. I mean, yeah.
SkinnerTBD
never go ass to mouth. don't people know this rule?
Hitlersbulgingmilkybreasts
Always go ass to ass. Don't people know this rule?
Zombraina
Butt kisses!
Fairdinkums
But what about my human centipede?!
SomethingInTheseHills
I'm pretty sure I know the person that posted that one...
fryfrychickychick
If I shower beforehand, what's the big deal? I love it, and it's not like I'd let a guy eat my ass post Taco Bell.
Dalylah
The scary thought is that somebody, somewhere is into Taco Bell Ass.
Counterfit
Tubgirl
tehzpoon
THIS 1 WEIRD RULE COULD SAVE YOU FROM ASSMOUTH
gaybro
In my experience, if the ass is clean, ass to mouth is perfectly fine. It works with dicks or mouths.
LahSmile
I can't be the only one who enjoys it..
SkinnerTBD
it's okay to eat ass. it's against the rules to expect a makeout afterwards. you don't pull your dick out of ass and expect a blow job.
Sugarbritches21
I'd do it. Nothing wrong with using mouthwash and soap afterwards
V3XED
Dont knock it till you try it
SkinnerTBD
it's okay to eat ass. it's against the rules to expect a makeout afterwards. you don't pull your dick out of ass and expect a blow job.
Pete1burn
Unless you enjoy being violently ill for a few days.
KayakMarshSlayer
Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.
AwesomenessMyAss
I even hate to eat Vagina, I wonder how ppl can eat ass. Yuk!
nosamason
I knew it.
MisterRobot
But what about mouth to ass?
Hitlersbulgingmilkybreasts
What about ass to ass to mouth?
Zanano
Human Centipede?
Hitlersbulgingmilkybreasts
I like where you're thinking. Someone give this person a cookie
Zanano
That username tho
cl4baseball
More like bass to mouth
Hitlersbulgingmilkybreasts
Don't let it drop
SexierBeast
Or ass to trout?
SgtZabka
Is only smells
Chubbs415
It's nothing
oneblanket
I fucking cackled so hard at this comment, gonna go up vote all ur posts now thanks for that laugh holy shit
LateNightBunnyParty
And possibly e. coli or any number of other nasty bacteria.
SgtZabka
Life is full of surprises
Bugofbelgium
Like randomly getting your ass eaten out.
TylerWarranty
I've definitely had my mouth on my fair share of butt.. I'm not sure why but if I find the girl attractive enough it gets things going?
SkinnerTBD
it's okay to eat ass. it's against the rules to expect a makeout afterwards. you don't pull your dick out of ass and expect a blow job.
TylerWarranty
I feel that. 100% understandable. Especially your own ass.
ButImNotaRaptor
If you're getting some kind of funky taste or smell, they need a lesson in personal hygiene. Rimming is a post-shower activity people!
Bugofbelgium
But porn tought me otherwise :'(
JeSuisIvre
Don't learn sex from porn. It's about visuals. It's not practical, people!!
thesarahpowellexperience
It was a fantasy of his lol
SkinnerTBD
to eat your ass then make out with you? or just the eating ass part? once something is involved in ass play, a good cleaning is required.
thesarahpowellexperience
Eating ass. He didn't tell me until afterwards that he was planning it tho, or I would've prepared!
ManlyTears
You're awesome.
thesarahpowellexperience
Hahaha I'm flattered
Gaidenninjacat
Yall just need to clean your asshole properly beforehand, its not that hard and the fact he ate you out anyways is kinda nasty
thesarahpowellexperience
You do realise your ass excretes poop? It's not easy keeping it sparkling 24/7
Gaidenninjacat
Its more of a, shower before sex and if your doing butt stuff prep thing
thesarahpowellexperience
He didn't tell me he's was planning it and we'd never gone further than making out. So I couldn't really prepare
thesarahpowellexperience
I keep it good now. Shaved and clean
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
Jesus H Motherfucking christ. People are so goddam nasty. And not in the good way, either.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Good nasty and bad nasty differ only by how much aroused you are at the moment.
pianoman100
I'm curious. What does the "H" stand for. Was it intentional?
27yoUGLYvirgin
Hodor
chrismofer
Hussein
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
I don't know what it stands for. It's one of the sacred mysteries.
teenmeenmeen
Heyy, i say it that way too! Yay.
AnnaExMachina
Hernando.
mkolom
Harold. "Our Father who art in heaven, Harold be thy name."
AlbanB
i know who you are john , i know you ...
AMFMAN
Do you really though?
CanadianEngineer
"Nobody cared who I was until I put on the dress." -John, probably
MrPhuckett
That was good
dogfartsreallystink
Imgurians help other Imgurians jerk off?! Wheres my help!!!! ;)
jesusisherelookbusy
AbominableToaster
Proof
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Hey. I'm into it.
HitlerEatingABanana
Me
Hitlersbulgingmilkybreasts
Oooh would Jew like to fuheriously put that banana in me
bacononbacon
Cock Goeblesers
MonsieurChortles
I would like to meet this John. Ahem...
AMFMAN
Wouldn't mind meeting him either lol
HaggisBaconAndIrnBru
Well hello there :)
MonsieurChortles
;)
SLITHERS
I would be ecstatic if a guy did that for me. As seen here
redloki55
nice, so that was given to you by a guy dressed that way?
SLITHERS
Ye. It was pretty mint.
redloki55
nice
sne4kyFox
If you don't mind my asking, where'd you get such a wonderful pair of underwear? I really want a pair!
SLITHERS
Buuut I've heard you can find plenty of girly attire for men on Amazon :p
sne4kyFox
Awesome, thanks!
SLITHERS
Can't say. Picture was given to me by some dude I used to know. I used to be pretty homophobic before but that picture changed everything.
TheBurgundyBeast
It's not about who he is underneath. but what he does, that defines him.
Lethalshroud
Or who he does.
MugsMoney
ninjagaidensigma
Glorious.
squints1404
I wanna know!
Anonyfurb
I'm not that John, but I'd do the same thing if people just asked nicely.
SadNameForASadGuy
Please?
57697a6f
Fuck off, no you don't
Linearnova
Peep John.
57697a6f
Shit.
SpazmaticJ
http://m.imgur.com/Qsjh1iQ?r You Dangus
TheSaintedPhysicianDoctor
Found you.
ThotsAndPrayers69
Is it just me who feels sad that just watching a video of your sister-in-law can make you change your mind about marrying your wife? :(
splitalterego
I prefer to take the more positiveish approach of it was new and exciting and if it was reversed he would feel the same.
JeSuisIvre
I'm pretty sure that one is fake. Or it just makes me feel better that way
keeniemccormick
It's not just you. I find it incredibly sad. I feel bad for both the wife and sister. Kinda hope they both find out
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Kinda hope he posts it online.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
It's also sad that someone would decide to be with someone who obviously doesn't please them sexually.
FullMetalBitch
It's sad that she's stuck with a sack of shit who had to learn that about himself by watching a video of her sister.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
I mean if you happened to find a video like this, don't act like you wouldn't watch it. Shit happens.
FullMetalBitch
I wouldn't because I'm not depraved and ruled by primal instincts. I would never go looking for it in the first place, it's not like it (1
FullMetalBitch
2) it was sitting next to the family room television. That's something you have to actively search for.
StormyDaniels130000DollarVagene
Gross! A PB & J with chunky peanut butter. Seriously, that person has some issues.
toxcrusadr
Mainly with chewing, I should think.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
https://youtu.be/rGcI3Zweezk
cholahead
Fuck you man, I love that shit!
JeSuisIvre
...the PB&Js right???
scubasteve64
I don't see why some people love to eat ass it has to taste shitty. I'll stick a finger or two up there but I'll never tongue punch one.
LatumWay
If it's clean it doesn't taste bad at all
HonestFacelessThrowaway
Tastes like skin and nothing else if clean honestly, just don't do it after a busy day with no shower before the deed.
DickPicsForTitPics
It's not my favorite thing to do, but I've done it on occasion. If it's clean it just tastes like skin
thesarahpowellexperience
I didn't know he was planning it but the orgasm was incredible, I saw God
Somanyquestions
I've has a "shit kiss" once after having my ass eaten. Didn't say anything, was totally worth it for all the other times it went great.
gaybro
Clean up first and no one will taste anything, but GODDAMN does it feel good to get rimmed.
DONTsendtits
I totally do it. I find no problems. I just warn the chick, if she says nah, there's a reason. So I def don't.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
https://youtu.be/0EnnmwbzvF0
PlatyPuzez
Personally I love it! Take a shower beforehand, then its no problem! :)
Sugarbritches21
Fucking thank you.
Monzeekee
I'm kind of disappointed that I've never experienced this...
freebooterz
Yeah take a bath people and clean up if you want your ass eaten!
PlatyPuzez
Atleast if you want your ass eaten by me!
freebooterz
And me! Its a good habit!
AlliwantformybirthdayisabigbootyHokage
but like a shower can only get you so clean, we're talkin about butthole here. i wouldnt eat off a clean plate if i knew it had shit on it
PlatyPuzez
Just focus on the butthole. Much soap and good cleaning! If in doubt, take a shower with your SO and clean it yourself :)
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
With your dick.
PlatyPuzez
Two kinds of people
ruffcats
Use a lot of spit
PlatyPuzez
Only if you want to slide your tounge inside the asshole. Otherwise, spit just gets in the way:(
ruffcats
Be my guest and lick a bone dry asshole then lol spit removes most of the taste
PlatyPuzez
Taste is already gone from the shower! Spit is "good", but to much is annoying! TIL that ruffcats and I might share a fetish