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My professor told me this, so I don't know if all the little details are quite correct. But Van Gogh was deemed clinically insane all of his life, from his Mother's abuse to being an alcoholic, even the paint he used caused medical problems. But when he died he was actually getting better thanks to the hospital he was staying at (same place where he painted starry night) well one day he was in a field painting and a boy who was playing cowboy accidentally fired off a shot and hit Vincent in the stomach. Van Gogh proceeded to walk 3 miles back to the psych clinic he was staying at, when the police officers asked him what happened he said he thinks he shot himself, this was to cover for the kid that actually shot him, Vincent knew that since he was deemed insane in the past it would be a good cover, he then later died from the fatal shot.
TL;DR: Van Gogh covered a kid's ass so he wouldn't get in trouble for killing him.
DarkNinja2462
Gif on point
katanajade
Q
TaylorHur
No honey, no.
zotten
Never actually knew how he died. I do know he was eating his paint, 'cus he couldn't afford food, though.
AtlanDaGonozal
But then who ratted the kid out?
DontTazeMeBrah
Thats like the ending of Looper
loopyloopus
Damn.
RiccDeckard
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-15328583 hard ro say if fact or not
D15801
Thanks again I appreciate. I'll have the rest are all set up with
ilovedogsbutmineisanasshole
I always upvote doctor who
nabacular
So much speculation, nothing but speculation
theguywiththememes
Source for those who would like a read: http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-15328583
12Jordan
TD/RL "...Premature to rule out suicide...."
UncleKarl
Interesting. I read that Gaugin possibly slashed off his ear in a duel over a woman. Would set the precedent for this.
zFuturama
Its just a theory
spoileddentist
I went to his museum in Amsterdam. They say he killed himself.
TurangaLeeIa
the idea that he didn't actually kill himself isn't super new, but I hadn't heard the kid aspect. I can recommend the book by Naifeh 1/2
TurangaLeeIa
2/2 though, and there are at least 3 volumes of letters he wrote that have been preserved. Really awesome to read!
sarcastico
Van Gogh did not kill himself, *authors claim
Technohawk
You spend 10 years on a book, and you see it won't get a second look. So you add a dab of shit and now you've got a hit...
Technohawk
then add an asterisk to get you off the hook.
BEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANS
I've heard this story before, and that's all it is just a story. It's not based on any actual facts or testimonies.
abrakadumbass
so kid, whats your family's claim to fame? "uhm grandpa shot van gogh"
RichterCa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anzcexEXtzg
BarlicGread
+1 for doctor who
sirdubdub
At this point does it really matter or not if it was true? This makes for a great story.
LetsTalkGameDesign
"Never let the truth get in the way of a good story"
thornmallow
Of course it matters.
magila
It wasn't a kid playing cowboy. 4 kids from his village decided to kill him because he was a well known weirdo. Just like kids rolling hobos
kittaypandahippooooo
Yea I've actually heard this, and they were known for tormenting him.
LordBrandonTheBold
Umm, some of citation on this would be needed, to make it a little bit more credible.
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LordBrandonTheBold
I find a conversational style sometimes softens the tone. Also, I tend to see these comments as a stream of consciousness type of writing.
Guidocat
This guy's professor told him, HIS PROFESSOR.
theguywiththememes
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-15328583 Get your Alfredo here.
TheFullMonkey
OP actually delivered? Nice.
LordBrandonTheBold
Very intriguing and complex, more of a puttanesca or bolognese. Thanks you.
wheresthetoaster
Interesting story, but it still isn't confirmed. Good on the follow up, dude. Marinara for me, please.
GoldfishSizedWhale
That gif made me tear up remembering Amy and Rory
mailmanbob
https://youtu.be/HWayL5NBH80
HowBoutWeJustChillKay
I...don't believe you (Ex Van Gogh museum employee)
thornmallow
how long ago did you work there? Did you actually study van gogh's life or just enough to talk about paintings? I'm genuinely curious
GoAwayGetaway
Could you post about working there? That would be awesome.
TheDonaIdTrump
Please tag me if this happens. I need to know everything
GoAwayGetaway
I never saw a post. Did I miss it?
cptcr
Playing cowboy? In 1890? with a real gun? in Auvers-sur-Oise? you're professor is a douche-nozzle
theguywiththememes
Did... did you read the source? Because unless authors and historians are also douche-nozzles, you're wrong.
cptcr
Nancy Grace can be considered an author and a historian. You're gullible.
theguywiththememes
By the way, the Alamo was in the early 1800's, playing cowboys was not unheard of.
cptcr
iN RURAL FRANCE?!
theguywiththememes
And if you think that BBC is equivalent to Nancy Grace, you're ignorant.
cptcr
go read a book
eversincetheaccident
I've read this theory and it is interesting. However as with other counts from that time it is not proven fact.
cleverbeans
History is a very serious genre of fiction.
youngwolf100
Can you really prove anything from that time is fact.
TheHorseJumpedOverTheFuckingFence
he only died in 1890...
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TheShire
That doesn't make sense at all
eversincetheaccident
Well I already think highly of the man I can say. I highly recommend visiting the van Gogh museum if you ever get the chance.
EndlessMouthDiarrea
There's also a 1% chance of him being a worse person too. This is terrible fucking logic.
attackofthequokka
It's imgur logic. People here want the world covered in pink fluff.
theguywiththememes
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EndlessMouthDiarrea
You deleted your comment after getting backlash for it being stupid. Take your own advice.
RightInThePleb
theguywiththememes
I do see the dumbness of my comment, (hints the remove) Anyway
Lamuel
As it turns out, that kid grew up to be Adolf Hitler. Now you know why Hitler took up painting,it was out of guilt. Its a funny old world.
RagingSnorlax
Van gogh died in 1890, Hitler was born in 1889. Soooooo....
theguywiththememes
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Lamuel
Hey bro, if you cant handle the truth its not my problem!
zezzima
I smell a novel.
wafflestompa
So things worked out for the best!
RalphtheMagnif
TIL Hitler liked to dress up as a little cowboy
LANflair
Source? I want to believe but I'm a little skeptical (sorry about that btw. You never know anymore.)
TheBinky
I did nazi that coming.
Andromedator
Lamuel
Source -/a/yevBp
itachipirate
Posted 9 minutes before your comment
Lamuel
I didn't know people were oblivious to this fact so i had to find it so people know the truth. Its something people should know really.
Mrepicninja
Neatorama.com doesn't exactly seem like the best place to find "facts", not to mention Van Gogh died in France and Hitler grew up in Austria
Andromedator
Wtf is that
Lamuel
The facts bro, the facts!
Andromedator
kvargegott
Hitler was borne 1889? So a one year old killed van Gogh. The troll is strong with this one.
AynRandySavage
Well, Maggie shoot Mr Burns sooo....
Lamuel
I'm no troll, check the source -/a/yevBp
kvargegott
Haha fair enough.
RagingSnorlax
That's not a source, thats a page with writing on it. Van gogh died in 1890, Hitler was born in 1889. Those are facts
Mrepicninja
How did Hitler kill Van Gogh in France as a child when he grew up in Austria?
dirtmop
It's well-known that Hitler used to visit the French countryside as a boy with his family
scratchh
Hitler didn't shoot him. Hitler was born in 1889 and van gogh died in 90
dirtmop
Don't come at me with facts, man. These are the "facts"
drdavessardogs
Shhhh!
FrancoUnAmerican
Are you shitting me ? Some sauce to back this ?
RagingSnorlax
It's not true. Hitler was born in 1889, van gogh died in 1890. So either a 1 year old shot him, or its bullshit
Lamuel
/a/yevBp
theguywiththememes
Freaked me out for a couple seconds, Hitler was only a couple months old when Van Gogh died
Lamuel
Hitler would pretend to be younger than he was. Sadly this lie has continued until day. True scholars know he was at least 6/7 years older
theguywiththememes
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