DefqonWarrior
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Jul 31, 2022 8:49 AM
DefqonWarrior
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josebornedumont1
Nevada starter kits all the fucking way smh
nukesontheway
Decriminalizing drugs isn’t about the drugs. It’s about unequal enforcement of consequences on the most vulnerable. Wall Street runs on coke
MioTaalas
Sometimes these flurries if drug meme dumps make me think, people in USA are just constantly high... That's stupid. Stop doing drugs... :(
mcrump929000
#2 does that just mean they're going harder on the dealers than the users or am I reading it wrong
Rebullo
Isn't #5 how Leia died IRL?
CiaranMcHale
#1 I'm not sure this game is based on the TV series.
lookatthisphotographeverytimeidoitmakesmelaugh
I have no doubt at least a small amount of coke was responsible for the creation and execution of the tv series.
DisposableGod
Gah, I wish I still had all my contacts. They all dried up... I miss "vitamins".
eastend666
Party favors.
FrankensteinsMonstersSweatyBallBag
ElegantRex
I agree
twerknado
To be fair Disco Biscuits are pretty fun
doktorivan210
Bisco!
bikergeek6249
"Disco biscuits" used to refer to Quaaludes. Ghod, I'm old.
hedonophobia
Garys
missymischief13
Yikes I haven’t heard those words since the 90s.. ahh Disco Biscuits
moltkemash
Mitsubishis
Crispy4Skin
Vergenbuurg
I'm so embarrassed regarding the assholes my state sends to the U.S. Senate.
DefqonWarrior
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1bcm6o_loWc
massaka123
Okay, what fucking language is he talking?
DJLM00
He’s speaking in a VERY thick Manchester accent
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
Are there seriously Xanax suckers?
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
Wow. Almost 100 points and lots of replies.. y'all are my kinda people
doyouthinktheysawus
Asking the right questions
Jawesome19
Yeah, but they'll suck for weed or whatever too. Even a Xanex lollipop
FreeFall711
Omg. How did I live so long and never knew about this ?
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
I know right? I was surprised s few years ago when I found out they made 3mg green triangle ones.. gd, 2mg bar's dangerous enough imo
streetcatz
Those have been around for a while. In the hood, we called em chickenheads
HelloMax
KillTimeAndLife
Jawesome19
Baahahahahaha
watts001
i see what you did there . . . .
letspretendthisisntmyusername
Ha. I understood your reference.
amp99
PimpinKen
It clicked after a few posts and had to come back and upvote you while laughing my ass off
drduffer
Xanax lollipops make a lot more sense if you’ve ever tried to suture a cosmetically significant facial laceration on a 2 year old.
thegrimtrigger
One of my cousins had throat surgery and they gave him liquid percocet. Yum.
TaylorNurse2015
My ER: slam this versed up their nose, YOLO!
orbitn
What do i have to do to get that? Act like a toddler? I can do that. I'll also take the dilaudid up the bunghole and the ketamine ear swab
drduffer
If an adult acts like a toddler in the ER they’re most likely get: Security, then Cops, followed by a Psych Consult after some Haldol.
orbitn
You're no fun.
HermeneuticalQuandary
I have and some PO versed works great. But if it’s the hands, they’re getting ketamine.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Ketamine for a toddler?
HermeneuticalQuandary
It’s a sedative and used medically routinely. Versed makes the kid essentially drunk. You then burrito roll them with a blanket and the face
CongratsYouAreHereNow
I know what it is, it also has intense and psychoactive properties doesn’t it?
HermeneuticalQuandary
is relatively easy to suture. Hands and by extension (hah) fingers are different. They’ll keep moving those suckers around. Even though you
Rectalexam
Wait til you hear about the Fentanyl pops
TW3RKZILLA
Someone told me that medics would carry fentanyl lollipops for people while on patrol
coalminersknuckle
A buddy of mine got burned pretty bad and he said they gave him Oxy lollipops but it might have been Fentanyl. He was pretty doped up
darthOnion
Well Fentanyl is 100 times more potent than morphine, and morphine itself is one-and-a-half times more powerful than oxy.
coalminersknuckle
while in the hospital so there’s no telling what he was getting. All that mattered was he didn’t feel the pain.
TheFirminator
You better believe it! … and I know it because I’m a doctor not a drug dealer. I also don’t know why I’m trying to prove my innocence here
pjm82
Let's say, hypothetically, you were a drug dealer. Where could "my friend" procure such items?
carathebeara
Sounds exactly like something a drug dealer pretending to be a doctor would say.
noneforgretchenwieners
Best get the pharmacist to confirm your story
YELLOWnotYELLOW
It’s because you’re Guilty!
TheFirminator
20outof10pain
Hi doctors it is me. You’re long lost relative. Remember the time I saw you at your birthday? Please send Xanax Lolly pops. I need your help
orbitn
Best I can do is ambien fun dip
NancyReaganSchoolOfGawk
TheFirminator
That was literally my own mother’s reaction for about the first 5 years after I graduated
NancyReaganSchoolOfGawk
Ooof. That’s terrible. Good job on being a doctor.
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LittleMisScareAll
Oh hey you’re a doctor? Can you look at this weird growth? Thanks Doc!
TheFirminator
That is just your left nipple madam
LittleMisScareAll
Ahhh that explains all the hair, thank you Doc
HowlerTwo
Yea and he's a "teacher"
TheFirminator
interesseret
Decriminalised doesn't mean legal. It means "hey we should fix the actual issue not punish the symptoms".
Newlyof
The war on drugs is stupid and increases the cycle of violence at the bottom of the supply chain. 50yrs on, drugs are an even bigger problem
Shaodyn
Turns out that stuffing someone in a cage for having drugs does nothing to solve their drug problem. Imagine that.
Margrave9000
Neither does that solve problems with violent behaviour or poverty.
Shaodyn
Unfortunately, it seems to be America's go-to solution. "Straight to jail. That'll teach you."
ScootiePuffJrSucks
But that doesn't help pretty and stupid people feel superior while making broad assumptions about things they can't understand!
schlockchurch
That one irked me. I almost got into a fight with a sheriff's deputy when he framed it as "legalization". He's lucky his wife stepped in :D
Idontneedrealfacts
Um, those drugs are super bad, I know I went to a bunch of assemblies about this, I am kind of an expert now. I even have a t-shirt
Ninjainslippers
Yes, and I will argue that full legalization, regulation, and taxation of drugs with $ going to treatment is the best solution.
sinnersaint575772
We should all stop throwing mud at them
Whackapaddy
Also, in the places in the Western world where it's been decriminalised the outcomes have been demonstrably positive
SuperEasyBarelyAnInconvenience
As a Portland resident I can assure you that is not the case here.
lAmGnomeAnn
Portugal is a great example
rightinthedink
Portugals approach is (arguably) more stringent than Oregons
mymustachecallstheshots
European vountries have done it and drug use went down. Most people are stuck in drug addiction because of social stigma.
lAmGnomeAnn
I wish I could say this through a megaphone to the world.
TheFeralDog
It means possession alone (small amounts) is a citation like a speeding ticket. Selling, buying or having over a small amount still criminal
TheFeralDog
The limits for a citation vs criminal offense
Giant2179
Who in the fuck is taking 40 units of LSD recreationally. All the other amounts make sense
StephenDaniels
Unless the 'small fine' eventually escalates to some sort of treatment requirement its the same thing.
Vallete
Being put in a prison with 95% recidivism, lifelong problems like and not being able to get a job b/c u have a felony is not the same
marsilies
Some 16,000 people accessed services through the ballot measure’s “Access to Care” grants in the first year of decriminalization,
marsilies
60% accessed “harm reduction services,” like syringe exchanges and overdose medications, 15% were assisted with housing needs and
marsilies
12% obtained peer support. Only 0.85% entered treatment.
marsilies
They
marsilies
They're waiting to see if they need to push more strongly for treatment.
rightinthedink
Nice sentiment and intent. It’s not working…
StephenDaniels
This change in legal status has been in effect for 20 months according to the first website I came across. Just say no had 40 years.
20outof10pain
You’re right. If something doesn’t solve a problem 100% overnight we shouldn’t even try. All solutions need to be helpful to everyone always
Shaodyn
Classic right-wing thinking. "If it doesn't solve 100% of the problem instantly it's useless and we shouldn't even try."
Shaodyn
Remember when Lauren Boebert pointed to the mass shooting in Europe and tried to use it as an example of how gun laws don't work?
Shaodyn
"This country has great gun laws and still had a mass shooting. Gun laws are clearly useless and nobody should bother having any."
chodemaster69
Oregon ranks last in access to addiction treatment
StephenDaniels
So its worse than Louisiana, Texas, West Virginia and Ohio? Gonna need a link to not call that bullshit.
schlockchurch
Shockingly, looks accurate. https://www.kgw.com/article/news/health/oregon-addiction-crisis/283-b917ac02-9e13-441a-bd59-ae2e45bb128d
chodemaster69
Or you could take like ten seconds to verify it yourself you lazy fuck