no stairway

Aug 11, 2017 9:53 PM

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Smoke on the water it is.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fine. *walks over to drums and tries YYZ*

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Smoke on the water?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Single-string Smoke on the Water then?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"JUST BUY THE THING AND GTFO."

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So... smoke on the water?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

House of the Rising Sun then

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Smoke on the water

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Iced Earth's "Dante's Inferno Live Version" it is. Let's see how you like 6 hours of Drunken playing now

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Alright, house of the rising sun it is...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fucking SLAYER \m/ \m/

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No schism in the bass section

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

BRUH. That's just too far, man.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But wonderwall is ok

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sweet home Alabama till your ears bleed

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Smoke on the water ?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The intro to Crazy On You... Played one chord per 10 seconds

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They didn't mention Dragonforce: Through the Fire and Flames. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jgrCKhxE1s

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I guess if you're able to play TtFaF, they'd probably just give you the guitar... or question why you're here and not-famous.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They won't give you guitars for playing well in stores, trust me :(

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smoke on the water then.

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

So free bird it is.

8 years ago | Likes 189 Dislikes 1

Kingsman style

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The place in my town had no freeborn and no black bird. Free bird I get but black bird really?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

WOOOOOOOO FREE BIRRRRRD! -every concert ever

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

There's always one in every crowd.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But 3 chord death metal with the gain and master on 11? Sure play that all fucking day.

8 years ago | Likes 200 Dislikes 4

You don't use your amp's gain in death metal, you just use a maxed-out metal zone pedal.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

3 chord death metal? You sure you don't mean punk?

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Welp. Time to play a song no one ever plays on the guitar... Black Dog!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That, She's The Blade by Sugarcult, and Juicebox by The Strokes are what I play if my mind blanks out or just testing amps

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about Kashmir?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you want to bother tuning into DADGAD rofl.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Enter Sandman it is then

8 years ago | Likes 277 Dislikes 0

Mary had a little lamb!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Metallica - One

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'd go with Cliffs of Dover.. i luv it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smoke on the Water!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

moth into flame

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope. Where I work, it's "Nothing Else Matters".

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Nah, go with Master or Harvester.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Four Horsemen if you can

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love them all but I think Sandman is a better choice for testing because it starts off clean (I don't know shit about music so I dunno?)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

what about teen stairway to spirit heaven?

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Kurt Cobain is that you?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NO STAIRWAY

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

haha, i dont play guitar but i can see how that would be annoying for a shop worker. almost need a sound proof room...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Escalator To Heaven it is

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I laughed my stupid ass off +1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no seven nation army either

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Boooooooo

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I imagine that sign would be next to the drums

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THUD, THUD, THUD, THUD, THUD, THUD, THUD, THUD, THUD, THUD, THUD.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a hard song

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You only need 1 string to play it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is? Since when? Hell, guitar doesn't even have a part during the verses.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Eh, sorry mate... I meant that comment to be sarcasm. Lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Denied

8 years ago | Likes 498 Dislikes 1

You have been stopped

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not today my good man!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You glorious bastard, +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Choked on the open net.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Time for some forte Hot cross buns in E flat minor.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stairway denied

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Bummer

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I don't get it. Why don't they want them playing those songs? Over played?

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

bcuz poop

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Exactly. The "No Stairway To Heaven" sign in the shop in Wayne's World was a real and common thing in shops in the 70s.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's a joke. A guitar player will whip it out anyway. It's not like a city ordinance .

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Pretty much. Like, imagine if every top comment was always the start of Bohemian Rhapsody. You'd think to yourself, "Is this the real life?"

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Or is this just fantasy?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for including the THE in the lyric.

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8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Nope, just fantasy

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Like we're caught in a landslide.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

An ocean of orange soda

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0