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FreshWater13
We also got distracted by gay dudes and tigers for like 4 weeks
BAzV
“Lucky bastards”. ?
doakes12348
EreyaTheForgotten
Add the Libia explosion too, the Brexit went through and China warrant on US citizen
sunflow713
thatsmyfetish69
“It flattened the curve...vertically.” 148K dead now in the US. Vote.org
UsernamesAreStupidAnyways
154K says the CDC website
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
RuviusDark
Don’t forget the beruit blast yesterday
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Lucky bastards indeed.
Rigatonia
I'm pretty sure they still get the news up there & they can't take a walk. (Unless you mean they have the ultimate quarantine?)
thotheger
They made the mistake of coming back though (successfully I may add)
yoginioftruth
No wonder I'm exhausted!
TechnicallySpeakingImAWhatever
jherazob
2020
distortedlens
Forgot about the Pentagon basically confirming the existence of UFOs
BallsackHippo
Who the fuck cares about Harry & Markle? Seriously. Also, the Tehran plane got downed by a missile.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Australia's fires feel like forever ago
Lintyfreshness
I appreciate how often he watched the road.
CanThinkOfUsername
As it's going on it will take hours to scroll next time it gets updated.
ApparentlyBritish
Add 'And Beirut port got blown up in a massive explosion' to that
GrzMol
You forgot about some random dude who put fire in Chernobyl area causing yet another radiation spread ?
snusthewarrior
might wanna add lebanon port blowing up to this list now
itsahorse
ThinkItsAGame
They forgot ALIENS
buddbilly
That’s a lot to digest. I’m going back to bed.
potatodreams3
I laughed when it said “that’s only January!”. Then I realised it was true and cried.
leeloodallasmultipassss
My exact reaction. Actually teared up at “please stop” :(
NotSoIndependentGamer
"Flattened the curve... vertically." Gotta remember that one.
Merehim
"I'm still in January." ... OOF
welcometothedanktrix
I chortled at this one!
YouCanCallMeCal
And then Beirut blew up
woodenmammoth
Nothing about the Chinese concentration camps??
InsertAmusingUserName
The camp train films were from last year and surfaced again this year
Feedingyouspiderswhileyousleep
This is a Disney movie, so cant talk about it, or China gets mad at them.
laton
Or Trump teargassing peaceful protesters to get a photo-op in front of a church
Dedededededededede
He only got to march
CirB
Or Hong Kong?
CopiedAndPasted
You can get arrested for wearing a shirt with protest slogans, the democratic candidates were all DQ’d, all that fun stuff we somehow forgot
jherazob
Those have been running for years, probably decades, it's not a 2020 thing
TheTrufe
Or the secret police
nugo520
The US secret police
ZaphodForgotHisTowel
Saw this a while back so prob needs to be updated. Unfortunately.
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Still says 128K death count for the US. We're over 150K last time I checked and that was a week or two ago I think.
Gurkenherr
Going straight for the million
LaronX
Those are, sadly, not a 2020 thing. The world is looking away since at least 2017
Andalite
Bruh, those have been known about for years
sanguinesssus
Or aircraft carriers in South China Sea. Oh and the ufo footage release by the pentagon. Then them admitting it’s not from here.
Avanchnzel
Sauce!
Rigatonia
I think its covering crimes against god and man from this year & those camps are sadly not at all new. :(
darthstormer
We need to get these two to film a 2020 recap like this at the end of the year.
HoneyBadgersAreBadAsses
End of the year? The year ended in march. This is zumbi mode.
darthstormer
Need something good to come from all this.
TerryCrews
After the war the planet will heal?
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
Will be a full-length movie if things don't improve
DangerBaer
At this rate, they'll need at least 2 volumes to finish out the year.
friendsofsandwiches
If they did a kickstater of a movie of JUST these two driving and summing up 2020, I would SO fucking fund the shit outta that.
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
If we're still alive
friendsofsandwiches
they could drive from Jersey to the rockies before they hit june. It's those long pauses that take up most of the time though.
FlyingGiantElk
The riots and destruction never stopped, they just became less interesting to report on. Shit, there’s mafia-style shakedowns now.
Rigatonia
Okay so I checked your sources and they don't hold up. Some guy claims to have gotten an anonymous letter. (1/?)
Rigatonia
And he might of, but there's 0 evidence its from BLM. (Especially since White Supremacists have been false flag-ing them since all year.)
Rigatonia
Combined with the fact that the only one who've picked it up is Fox & the Daily Mail. And this is likely bullshit.
mokutobunshi1
Bump
Rigatonia
elaborate on that last part?
beepinboopin
Why's mississipi putting in god we trust on their flag a bad thing? I thought you guys had that on your money or something.
Rigatonia
Rule of thumb: if you don't know why people are angry about a thing, best assume it's about a horrible injustice you've never heard of.
beepinboopin
Why would i assume its awful when its literally all over the place? Why is it only bad for them to say it, but not the money etc?
Rigatonia
People have been trying to get it off the money nearly as long as its been on it.
Rigatonia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Separation_of_church_and_state_in_the_United_States
beepinboopin
And what horrible injustice? Nothing obvious pops up when searching
Rigatonia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Catholicism_in_the_United_States
Rigatonia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_discrimination_in_the_United_States
Rigatonia
A lot of people find it weird and exclusionary of non-Abrahamic religions at best
Rigatonia
At worst however its been used in the past to exclude all non-Christians or even all "not real Christians"
beepinboopin
Sounds pretty dumb since its listed as the official motto of the us, and is literally in your national anthem.
beepinboopin
But at this point it seems like the least concerning news in a while
Rigatonia
It's pretty much human nature on full display. Both the good intentions and hypocrisies.
Rigatonia
We had a bad case of sectarianism. At least one anti-catholic riot resulted in most of the area catholic churches burned to the foundation.
beepinboopin
All im saying is that it clearly shouldn't be bad for one state to say something that is on the money, in the song, and on georgias flag too
Rigatonia
No, of course not that would be unfair. What is being said is it shouldn't be on govt. stuff in the US at all. Separation of Church & State.
friendsofsandwiches
Has there been one of these for every month so far? These are beyond perfect. December one is gonna be a BITCH. we probably still won't know
Consolidatedheadmelter
December is gonna be LIT????
mrputter
We're still in January.
Cyberpope67
Santa Claus is self isolating with a keg or two of Kentucky bourbon. Fuck your Xmas.
Dominator497
That's the grand finale. ;)
MyFavouriteHoodie
I'm still gonna read the whole thing from the start
mime999
Few days into August and we've got the Beirut seaport explosion now too. :/
chaij2606
Yeah, and as bad as this sounds, i think that won’t get more than two panels at the end of the month with the rate of crazy going on :(
friendsofsandwiches
who's supposed to be pres by then, and trump will be denying the results until they take him away.
RedArchon
Kicking and screaming
somethingawesomeandgreat
Will they or is it gonna be CW2?
Rigatonia
Like when they finally manage free him from whatever part of the White house he's chained himself to & escort him out? Or like to jail?
GeraltOfRivia19
tychog99
What about both
GeraltOfRivia19
Not even american, but hopefully both?
Rigatonia
To clarify he'll likely keep tweeting after they drag him from the WH, but there is no tweeting in jail. ...I hope.
BYERE
From what I hear, if Trump insists on delaying the election, either Nancy Palosi or some old guy who’s forth in line will take over (1)
BYERE
As it’s written in the constitution that the elections MUST happen by Jan 20th, or everyone who is up for re-election is auto-dismissed (2)
BYERE
This is the vid I watched on it, but it was a week or so ago, so details have been forgotten: https://youtu.be/yQLbNekBU1A (3/3)
Cyberpope67
yup, the houses become the government.
Galkurion
I bet amid the unclairity the electoral college chooses Trump to ensure continuity of government and Republicans praise them.