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LaursnandBobsickleandnowSullybun
I make lego superhero frames, had to phone the Mr to ask IF Batman was a superhero!
2074red2074
Yeah hahaha rich man lulz. Are we forgetting that Batman has a supergenius intellect? He might be #2 in the world, behind Mister Terrific.
HeraldOfTheBadger
Money
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
"I'm thankful for having the money to fund your broke asses." - Batman
FireSolvesProblems
I'm thankful for all of my friends, family & associates. We save the world, but everyday all of you all help save me. Thank you.
LordW
"I am thankful for all my friends and team-mates I know I can rely on."
MysteriousAsTheDarksideOfTHEMOOOOOOOOOOON
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
Billionaire, philanthropist, playboy is his superpower.
CedricDur
Money.
SaveitforQueenDoppelpoppolus
batman, when they get to him:
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omniblastomni
He’s thankful for his paren…. Oh.
BlackWingPhoenix
“Yours, because you’re too reliant on it and I can exploit that as its one of the 4 other ways I know how to kill you. And Alfred”
IDownvoteKhaby
I can buy the bank that owns your childhood home and turn it into a porn store. Your bedroom's going to be the trans section.
603933
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
Being the smartest person in the room.
daniePandaJunkie
His power is fear of bats
Devylin
I'm Batman.
Elephanthead
"fuck all levels of money"
punkishgoddess
houpbajoup
Generational wealth is a superpower.
MemeSins
"I'm thankful for plot armor and prep time."
Millstone85
PackratMagpie
bigmuffin1
Being rich
CirB
A-yup
molimom
Crowlands
If you look at how much money he puts into philanthropy... Yeah, seriously, the only explanation is that he Can spontaneously generate cash.
DarkBusterBaron
I mean being rich itself is self sustaining you can donate billions and you'll bounce back super easily.
dentista320
Money. - stares angrily
LucidPariah
Bruce owns the daily planet so "Technically" he is Clark Kent's boss
manhands
AND a ninja
SometimesIFallDown
And also a robot
ObviousSargasm
Honestly the super power of being insanely rich and having no consequences is pretty lit
Aksuuuh
And you could say he's pretty smart as well.
commentsivehadafew
Pretty sure being a billionaire is a superpower
ShaunDreclin
Basically yeah. Born into it, no way for a regular person to get it
youreathing
It's a disease.
Sumdumguy42
He inherited it.
The22ndDoctor
Please. That was his plan from the start. Lure them downtown, then lead them to their deaths. Menendez bros. eat your heart out.
Hashbrown123
Hush.
TyrTheTired
Superman inherited his powers too, he's literally just an alien. Wonder Woman. Martian Manhunter. The list goes on.
NachoIskerka
Aquaman earned as much money by just grabbing all the sunken gold treasure chests from the ocean floor.
WynnCreek
Lois: "I'm thankful Zatanna got rid of his dick pincers"
ScreamingGreenFrog
Superman: how am I going to grab onto her now?
kojenk
I dont know if i just dreamed it but didnt someone make a joke reply to Sejics comic with super girl "they're for your thing to grab onto?"
ScreamingGreenFrog
If such a thing exists I would be interested in seeing it
CedricDur
https://aminoapps.com/c/comics/page/blog/superman-and-lois-lane/BWiw_udb4meMkJZdV35V0Dzb1b1NRw
ScreamingGreenFrog
I know about that one I was inquiring about a possible response comic involving supergirl
AtsaMattaForMe
nullbr
Millstone85
I like when Batman has a sense of humor.
FunWithUsernames
…then Hal realizes Batman’s holding his ring…
AtsaMattaForMe
TerribleAwful
"i'm thankful for the superpower of my home planet still existing"
Xenarion
Pretty sure that applies to half of them, no?
AlmightyThor117
Ahroo
Superman "me too, it's where my parents live after all"
DarkBusterBaron
*adoptive parents*
p75369
That must be nice, I bet your parents love living there.
nullbr
theAught
Got damn
UrbanSatyr
LondotheGreat
aren't superman's parents dead too?
p75369
Depends on continuity. And if you're talking about his real, earth, parents. Or the two on krypton he was too young to know.
ChiLLeCheeze
Looks like we'll both be sinking on this ship, won't we?
Septcanmat
“Nah, one of us can fly.”
fugue042
Oh please- like Batman isn't going to spend Thanksgiving with his family.
SpaceForGold
I’m… well this is awkward.
Strangedays2024
Let's just hope Alfred gets to the kitchen first, this year... :
Strangedays2024
https://www.webtoons.com/en/slice-of-life/batman-wayne-family-adventures/ep-17-top-chef/viewer?title_no=3180&episode_no=17
GuggelPlayer
he has 12 Robins and Alfred
Ryanator50
Plus 3 Batgirl, and catwoman is his wife.
Tekhead
Alfred cooking the turkey, Jason Todd mashing potatos, Tim and Barbara trying to convince Damien to play a game.
TunnelRat13
Bruce standing outside in the ever-present rain holding flowers at his parent's grave....
Pellucidus
iirc wasn't there a comic about bruce and co. spending a holiday with clark's family? you're probly right on the money with this tho lol
MissKalanek
Where's Dick?
thedudeman519
Probably with Starfire
thedudeman519
Tom Drake. Jesus I was trying to remember the other Robin
astrangehop
It's Tim Drake. Are you thinking dick grayson?
thedudeman519
Tim. Autocorrected to Tom
Strangedays2024
Batcow... https://www.webtoons.com/en/slice-of-life/batman-wayne-family-adventures/ep-19-bat-cows-day-out/viewer?title_no=3180&episode_no=19
Durtschi
Dit
masterpainimeanbetty1
well now that was just cute
Strangedays2024
The entire series is great. The Jason PTSD flashback is brilliant.
Recidivous
I just spent a few hours reading all of that. Thanks for linking it.
Hotsauceman
“I’m thankful for knowing how to kill you all”-Batman
TaidaTaizai
*digs into food*
AtmaDarkwolf
My superpower is being obscenely rich!
nullbr
and having the means to execute it
Jaqdakloun
And being able to
EternalWipeForTheSpotlessBehind
slyvic
I wonder if Batmans superpower is actually tactical analysis.
ClusterConsultant
It kind of is. The character is not well defined and so fluctuates wildly depending on run but DC stands for detective comics for a reason
boiphamet
Plot armor
TheLordDusty
Who wouldn't be thankful for plot armour?
boiphamet
I'd like some plot armor at this point. Lol
Melondwarf
"I've already put kryptonite in your drink, turned Cyborg off using a computer virus, put Wonder Woman in VR until she dies from exhaustion
Melondwarf
given the Flash seizures, tricked Green Lantern into believing he's blind, given Aquaman hydrophobia, and set Martian Manhunter on fire"
Animorphs
Right? His power is plot armor.
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
Wasn't the end result of that comic, that his plans didn't work even when souped up by Ra's Al Ghul?
Zefar
If i remember right its that one of his plans failed and then that person went on to help everyone else escape.
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
Twice over, since they already knew the plans to begin with.
supervillainsevilmoustache
I mean, half the Superman stories I’ve ever read are the big bad having/or acquiring Kryptonite. So Supes knows it’s coming
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
keystotheairlock
I feel like that last one might wind up a bit messy? Like, isn't his final form hotter than the sun, or something?
Mxlespxles
They're all pretty hot
SoraHjort
*jumps into J'onn J'onzz's arms* hee
Morkath
His diet secret revealed.
enamelplants
*Sweating profusely* Very hot indeed.
fformulaa
Holy cheese gratin abs, batman!
Zefar
No Martian Manhunter's weakness is fire
naturallyicy2point0
No this is Patrick
ChazzK
They use to actually have apocalyptic fire powers and had racial-level hypnosis to suppress it, but I don't think it's canon any longer.