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In case Trump or anyone else in the USA takes credit for the vaccine from Pfizer .
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PoorSucker
They want everyone to call it the Trump vaccine
LightStriker
It's the vaccine for the TrumpVirus
Megaduel
Megaduel
I hope it’s clear that this is a joke
Deadpoolio7
The UK government already tried to take credit for it today because they are cunts.
stanndingtall
McAnany actually suggested the vaccines should be named after Trump.
redditmcredditface
is this the one that trump is taking credit for? or is it like... all of them?
GreenGaeasSon
Thank you! No, that was NOT mentioned in our media.
rhetoricIjustmether
All the idiot has to do is tweet “fake news” and his hillbilly followers will listen.
SomeDetroitGuy
I mean, it's also being manufactured in Michigan but whatever.
secretoaster
Uh oh. Isn't turkey and German known for trying to kill everybody? /s
that300ZXguy
He's too busy partying and killing AMERICANS to care.
tirspale
Don't be such a downer. Global corporations are like that - global. Still, Pfizer is an American firm, so take the credit as it is the due.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
Is that the vaccine to protect against the Trump virus?
Lepidopterous
Who funded the research though?
Orzufancylad
bUt wArP sPeEd!1!
Perfzilla
OWS I think at least deserves credit for buying doses pre-approval, and gearing up the FDA to rapidly evaluate for results for Emergency Use
Perfzilla
To be clear, I think the only credit Trump would deserve here is not being as obstructionist on vaccine dev than he is on other shit.
EdwardEH
He still wants it named after him.
dduncan55330
We know the Trump Administration had very little to no involvement in the "fake chinavirus" vaccine.
makesense
I reminded people that the US only is giving money to help distribution, but can't wholly disagree that they didn't spend any of it yet.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy
I am pretty sure Trump has checked out of being POTUS, and checked into one of his golf clubs
ChristopherMcloughlin
Yeah about 4 years ago
LookHarder80085
Did you not see the speech today? Same day, recently pardoned flynn, called four Trump to declare martial law and invalidate the election.
MrJelle
I never checked - is he just downright fucking awful as a golfer, too, or just as a president, person, father, husband and businessman?
n0n53n53
He's a notorious cheater, just like in business and life in general.
KRicci
Some pro golfer wrote an entire book about Trump cheating at golf, so yes
SexualChocolates
Actually written by Rick Reilly, avid golfer and SI/ESPN journo.
KRicci
Thank you for adding the name! I couldn't remember
Tumescentpie
The only part Trump had in this pandemic was his spread of misinformation and downplaying the virus. That is on brand with his legacy.
etherbunny41
Aren't Turkey one of like, umpteen bad guy countries? Erdogan and what not?
neddyhill
Turkey and Erdogan yes, Turkish medical researchers (and the general population) not so much.
PharaohMisa
I'm sorry...I'm American so all I could see was "USA takes credit for vaccine." We are the best. Thanks!
FireBreathingStockBroker
I mean, legally, it is an American company. So the other shit doesn't matter. Trump reduced regulatory hurdles, but deserves no credit.
MiyagieOne
I mean its not the first time the USA lift a patent on a drug because we can make real money with that and what will you do anyway?
t113
what?
MiyagieOne
US forced some patents to be free and reproduce in the US and breaking the patent law with it.
MutteringMisanthrope
WhosCatIsItAnyway
'Twas I who created the vaccine!
78Hamster
Yeah but that's like being the husband out of five who beats his wife the least. He is technically the best. ;)
bandanafurscale
Wtf does this even mean
78Hamster
Being the best doesn't make you a good person.
bandanafurscale
Then just say that you fucking idiot
78Hamster
You’re kinda like Rapunzel except instead of letting down your hair, you let down everyone in your life. Like that?
SexualSandwich
Their are enough letters in this tweet to spell Trump. Checkmate libs /s
BarnShop
*There... checkmate sandwich
SexualSandwich
You SOB
4wholestrokes
Just checked, you sir are 100% right
SexualSandwich
Look at the way I spelt their. Lmao what an idiot.
LinkGoesHIYAAA
At least you caught it before a cunt like me corrected you. Cheers +1
Chezoso
I like you
iambrose
Does this count as a self-burn?
TwoSeamer
Ooh those are rare
hiphopbookshop
Your doing just fine for a sandwich
Smayds
Especially a sandwich with its cock out all the time.
hiphopbookshop
Yore*
iambrose
*yer
GuestChrist
Pfizer as a corporation, though is a United States company. Yes it's being made in Belgium, but it's also being made in Portage, Michigan.
kiwitreelady
And Chesterfield, Missouri.
Dapperworth
68% of Pfizer is controlled by GSK a British company. To be clear - not dunking on you, just pointing out how international this vaccine is
notimelikethepast
Not so. No shareholder owns more than 10% of Pfizer. You may be thinking of future JV with GSK
Dapperworth
I was, I totally goofed on that one. Good pickup, thanks for correcting me
KeetSqueet
Thank you! The Portage site is producing majority of it. The amount of work that goes into a new aseptic line is nuts, they're busting ass.
DarkwingDuc
Aye, but the vaccine was developed by BioNTech SE in Mainz, Germany and funded by the German government. Sauce next comment. (1/2)
qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiol
Mainz represent! Known for the first printing press, a lot of Roman nonsense, the Rhine,for being a silly carnival town,and now the vaccine!
DarkwingDuc
(2/2) https://fortune.com/2020/11/09/pfizer-vaccine-funding-warp-speed-germany/
sciencebasedlifeform
Lived in Mainz for 2 years. Great city.
Lassannn
Trump couldn't tell you all those countries' capitals.
caledric
you misspelled any
Lassannn
You actually had me looking where the f...oh. Oh! OH!
Corona688
I'd have to look them up too.
BoblbLawsLawBlg
Moderna vaccine tests better, doesnt need to be stored in super cold temperatures & is full blooded American
Jeager76
BNTX vaccine needs -80 degrees only if you want to store for a long time. It can be stored on a normal refrigerator for up to 5 days.
Jeager76
It can be stored in the specially designed Pfizer boxes for up to 20 days. No govt needs to store for a long time with a vac shortage
Jeager76
Pfizer already have two giant storage plants, one in USA one in EU. They deliver to point of use within 24 hours.
Jeager76
Moderna have no distribution plan at all. It's not known how they even plan to distribute in other countries.
zenodidntknowcalculus
Ironically, Moderna's founder is Armenian
tacobanditog
Isn't Pfizer headquarters in the US?
Threewisemen
Yes, but that doesn't fit their agenda of shitting on the US so they didn't include it and are aggressive ly downvoting anyone mentioning it
Jeager76
Pfizer’s partner BioNTech is where it was primarily developed with Pfizer assistance but they are more about production and logistics
tacobanditog
Ah
Chezoso
So the Merkel vaccine!
fishb0x
Lets just stick with "bnt162b2"
thesameasyours
if his supporters could read im sure they would be appalled
ColinTheRed
Oh they can read that tweet uses like 5 of their xenophobic trigger words
japhex
Apparently 10 of them can and they dislike this, I however find it fucking hilarious.
Diddlesburgh
Theyd be appalled, of course, but because Pfizer didn't attribute their work to Trump and not because Trump is wrong
thesameasyours
Youre not wrong
youcouldbedrinkingwholeifyouwantedto
Good thing we won't have to worry about that
noonehasthisoneyet
true, but ...to them there is no virus. and if there is, which there isn't, it's easily cured by a heavy dose of clorox.
kestryll
HarryFrumvrk
10 of them got the gist.
CaptainSlower
To said supporters, appalled means really really upset
youcouldbedrinkingwholeifyouwantedto
And really really upset means SAD, or CHINA, or RADICAL LIBERALS!!!
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
Reading is what people do with books and books are analog tvs with the captions on.
youcanthandlemykamehameha
Analog means something like something else
WeHavePi
No, that's a homologue, you're thinking of a prologue.
1234242718491
No they wouldn't they would say Obama and Russia colluded with the Clinton's to steal the vaccine and give it to Germany
ShanghaisFamousLittleDublinDistrict
If his supporters knew that Germany, Turkey, and Belgium were real countries they would be appalled.
s7r1d3r420
Looks like 6 of them just figured it out.
frankbarista
Look at the 11 downvotes and they cant even read lol
DarkRedCape
They would only be appalled that those companies and countries conspired together to make Trump look like an idiot. You can’t convince them.
FartPoweredPogoStick
bekindtoanimals
HA!
badbmc
Trump supporters would deny the truth of this, call it fake news and claim credit for it anyway.
Grimmy32
Off topic: If most people who used technology could be bothered to read more than one sentence I'd be amazed. Thanks Twitter.
leaderofthedamned
I took a course once that said if you wanted to publish a successful website it had to be read at a 9th grade or lower level. Sad really.
johnvictor
But all I need to confirm my bias is a single tweet!
pooslap
Lol 140 chars or less
BlairT1
sandshoesman
I know a guy who legit thinks they kept from releasing it til after the election to hurt trump.
bekindtoanimals
Christ
sandshoesman
It. Is. Painful.
sandshoesman
Like, I can’t even listen to him talk aboutit without getting angry. “I called it! I knew they’d do it after the election to undermine him!”
katuk20
The name “Pfizer” kind of gives it away.
StewedTomaters
Not really. A majority of the US has German heritage.
katuk20
Also true.