IWantToBeJekyllButImAlwaysFuckingHyde
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Mar 5, 2017 1:08 PM
IWantToBeJekyllButImAlwaysFuckingHyde
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dingit
Fit - with porn socks on
knokknokknok
nofaithleft
that's why you *never* should guess the age of a woman as a man
pedrotothemax
Where are there more like this?
morgan0073
She looks like a real estate agent taking pictures in a open house.
FuzzyNuggets
Oh, hello
yourmotherandIthinkyoushouldmoveout
foucault100
Guess she did not think that the picture would end up here... Last stop of the journey....
MasturbatingLurker
Conflicted
enderofdragon
um...name?
frankieonezie
BanGurHeaD
Hey mom ham
TypicalTexan
Ayyee this guy!!!
Youts
I didn't know porn shoots were allowed to be sponsored by clothing companies like LuLu Lemon
Dipshitjuice
Ok
theDpickle
thefuzziestofbutts
Nicole4eva
High heals. Check. Hotel room. Check. I know what happens next.
Jackstraw207
Matching undies. Someone is getting some.
Bigemedic
Don't care what y'all say. Ain't nothing wrong with this MILF.
BGonz
Amen brother
WhattaYaLookingFor
Can you hear her say "My husband likes to watch."?
PobesneliMrmot
I laughed so bitterly to this one... I one heard that sentence. You know the scene where Forest Gump is running away?
sexualharassments
Lookin good, baby
MrPigfister
Where has she been all my life?!
YezussChrist
That's a milf.
downvoteacct
Yes indeed!
TrumpsTinyHand
Who do ridiculous high heals really fool?
emailaddress
milf?
Caldaque
I'd rather not. But if you did she is a gilf not a milf.
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
Does everybody in your family have kids at 18?
Caldaque
That lady looks like she is at least 50. She has just taken very good care of herself.
Bigemedic
Nah, early 40s, but well preserved
Wolfwerx
The body says all night romps, but the hair says, "let me speak to your manager."
LuxZephyr
And the face says get a paper bag.
doombuddy
And suddenly, I understood the term "hate fuck"
OnlyIn
Manager is what i call mah DICK!
ThatGuyWhoIsSkepticalOfEverything
thoep
The hair says, "Find out why tonight on News at 5!"
Canofminus
Really? I thought "Let me speak to your manager" cut was either asymmetrical cut bangs and/or shorn neck line.
redzombie
let me speak to your manager all night
LegitTeddyBears
She's going to fuck the manager
nietzschesdownfall
I volunteer as manager.
FiestaCamel
those eyes scream crazy
Flonaise
"I only date black guys."
f4m0us4m0s
Jackpot!
ReichMinistryofPublicAmusment
NimajnebNessler
And the clear heels says stripper
chopchoptime
The whole thing combined says mid life crisis
briar147
If mid life crises looked like this, well, sign me up.
Aersbaers
I read this as "milf life crisis" :|
dorklordsickus
holyjesusmybackhurts
Hey dont judge man. Single mom's are people too
kusuriya
the whole package screams "you're going to wake up witg your wedding tackle missing"
clid3r
Wedding tackle?
kusuriya
your meat and veg, twig and berries, etc.
clid3r
Ohhhhh. Austin Powers. I missed that.
Gradwin
ThirteenDinosaurs
No one does the gif anymore, do they?
Vhiyur
They do on pain of being deleted.
thefood
Gradwin
thefood
Gradwin
A Dark Matter gif? another +1 to you Sir.
thefood