NotABeautifulDisasterLikeAPrettyDisasterOnAGoodDay
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Oh, were you trying to do something?
FP: I'm newish to imgur, no nudes plz, just send me a joke or say hi.
370HSSV0773H
-just sitting here, plotting to take over the world whilst observing the human race. Now, go fix me some tuna, pesky mortal.
YouCanTrustMeow
Funny thing is, we never push them away. We just take being uncomfortable cuz we love them more than they love us.
Iwanttoshagjeremyrenner
Apparently my dog is a cat.
glenngriffon
footsweater
my cat just died yesterday. looking at these make me sad yet I feel privileged to live in a world where such beautiful creatures exist
cindaurora
Thank u for this post, OP. Finally, I find ONE post the Kind that I always knew Imgur was famous for but somehow never delivered in my era.
jamesmymiddlename
Funny, you don't look newish. Is it on your mother's side
LuckyCoyote
Uh...#3 cat has thumbs!!! They're evolving!!!
BARRIIICADEtv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6CcxJQq1x8
myballstheyreonfire
May be a Hemingway polydactyl. Cats with thumbs, Hemingway collected them IIRC. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polydactyl_cat
oldenoughtonotbedoingthis
As soon as they evolve self-scratching ears, we are all so screwed!
captaintits
#5 is my cat exactly. He is 17 and so smelly, but I don't move him because I love him.
IHaveUnusualPets
There's a photo somewhere of my cat sleeping on my head as I was trying to lay in. My past cat used to do it to get me up
UMustBeNooHere
That ass to eye contact is making me very uncomfortable.
HITG
Why are there so many cat posts all of a sudden..? -Oh right it's imgur... Oh right I'm on the internet
imnotwhatyousee
Soilborn27
This is quite possibly the best submission I've ever seen in the history of Imgur.
Raleigh33
I second that. Well done OP
TheJollyGreenGiant
One might even say it's the purrfect post.
fromofelia
You are forgetting about the best post on the internet.
NotABeautifulDisasterLikeAPrettyDisasterOnAGoodDay
Why thank you kind sir/madam!
ThisIsTheOneThatCounts
If I could upvote twice, I would upvote twice. :-)
Boredoom
My best friend's Sintagma (male cat... I think 5 or 6 months old) has a sixth sense to know when we play Dota. He's our rival's MVP.
earth2carl
something something something pussy all up in my face
PainfullySynestheic
#3 - "Can't you see I'm working here?"
ShinyBottom
Oh sure the cat can sit on your face but when I do it you're "suffocating" and need an "ambulance"
TheBritishAreComing
Space2place
Yes it made me think, Verizon.. "Can you hear me meow?!" -Cat
oldenoughtonotbedoingthis
"Were you aware that it's time for my dinner?"
helagos
"Look at me. Look at me! I'm the captain now!"
Cuntmuncher3000
"Listen here you little shit"
dayneonimgur
interesting
waitihaswings
I made a poo come clean it
McKavian
I have done this before: http://imgur.com/2ScBvve
dispraekailo
The picture taking, or sitting on your human slave and giving him the death stare?
McKavian
Actually, he was just telling me that it was time to pet him. Right. Now.
UncleCookie
#5 They are tired of each others' shit.
cindaurora
#6 - If he was UNDER, not Over the wrist, he could actly be one of those Keybored rest/padding things.
samanddeanwinchestershire
Kneel subjects
oldenoughtonotbedoingthis
#1 - I just pulled up the carpeting in one of our bedrooms with one of the cats acting in supervisory mode.
GhostleyNerdicus
#3 "Can I help you, human? I'm trying to write my paper,and here you are taking a photo of me!"
oreckvacuum
I'm always scared of cats because of feline aids I'm a hypochondriac. Can they give it to us?
dweadpiewitwobbits
Do you mean by fucking a pussy?
WowSoSparkly
Quick look on google to be sure : no.
uhhhnick
I can tell that last kitten is high AF, those dilated eyes are a sure sign of "play with me or i will fuck you up"
klar971
"ᴾᶫᵃʸ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐᵉ ᵒʳ ᴵ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᵘᵖ"
mobiusplane
This is Pacha... this morning: /a/wgZ6U
Shovi
That cat looks so fluffy, i just wanna rub it all over my face.
Hellthataintnuthin
Eh, Pacha?! EmperorsNewGrooveGif
mobiusplane
Yesss. Your reference game is on point!
OceanInview
Pacha is a lynx point Siamese? We had one and she was the sweetest most beautiful cat ever.
mobiusplane
Half siamese half rescued farm cat! You've got a good eye.
hazyrivers
pacha is so cute!
BIC777
How does one sleep like that? (the human, not the cat)
mobiusplane
Not pictured is the INSANELY loud purring that is occurring in this photo. Shaking the very bones of my body. He's too cute to move though.
BIC777
#4 - BAM! Asshole to the eye.
sirrichardbottoms
Nice and warm
DrPissChimp
In our household , we call that "getting stamped".
BIC777
I find it disturbing that it's such a common event that it needs a special term.
ChanelK
This is exactly what i was going to say
mearas
It looks so comfortable. Love it.,
monsieurpoopyhead
I came here to say the same thing.
johnjacobasslord
Don't it make your blue eyes brown?
UncomfortableTruths
Almost looks like... Ron Livingston, I think?
chevysandcorgis
Pinkeye for everyone!
impostersquall
stinkeye for everyone!
Anthraxious
Much worse than pinkeye my friend. Try live worm in eyeball ;)
Snarknado
I'll pass
thatonechickwiththethingthatonetimeatthatoneplacewiththestuff
I shuddered reading that. Ew ew ew ew ew.
Tuvano
Event Horizon: Do you see? DO YOU SEE?!
erischilde
Ahhahahahahahhaagahaah
silnocus
Fuck. Yes. Also, not enough people I know have seen that movie.
Tuvano
The original 'this is how you go through a worm hole'. Paper and pen included and ripped off by everyone else the next 25 years.
silnocus
Yep. Also, everything about that movie is deranged as shit, and I love every second of it.
Tuvano
I watched Infini hoping to get some of that. Instead is was all sudo-mental type shit. Was disappointed.
iwantacoolnametoocatsandstuff
Hi
NotABeautifulDisasterLikeAPrettyDisasterOnAGoodDay
Sup?
koalamom
Hi! Sup!
LMiauph
"Sup" is Swedish for drink, grog etc. "Supa" is to drink alcohol. The more you know! :D
fe1od1or
In Russian it means soup.
omgsomeoneactually
Supa is also a chocolate :D
LMiauph
Educational Saturday!
Searcher
When a cat sits on you it's exerting its dominance on you right? (which is not what you want?)
HateWinslet
You need to provide a source for that. I'm pretty sure it's because they have a warmer comfortable temperature range than we do.
Searcher
I was asking for confirmation, not stating information
terramarkov
Really? Apparently I'm a sub because I think it's fucking glorious when they do that
Searcher
Well IIRC it's what dogs do to cats, sit on their heads, to show that they are dominant over them so I assumed the same applies to us
terramarkov
Oh I'm not questioning the veracity... I'm just accepting my feline and canine overlords
WowSoSparkly
Well, we're fucking huge and it's the most comfortable / easiest way to cuddle. Why do people always look for signs of dominance?
Searcher
Not "always." When animal decides to sit on your head rather than the bed, it means something. Like dogs on cats and cats on dogs.
WowSoSparkly
Cats are about politeness, not dominance. Sitting on you is always a good sign for a cat, although I don't know if the head means something
Searcher
Politeness? Where did you get this from? You're practically saying that cats know social etiquette.
WowSoSparkly
You can call it that if you want, yes. People who have "asshole cats" are simply not aware of the terms and conditions :3