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Kid asks John Cena what is favorite food is
Source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWBj54rNL6w
Dec 17, 2016 6:43 PM
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Source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWBj54rNL6w
shawnemack
That seems appropriate
sovietfedor
"Oh man, I'm an idiot!"
pens9192
His favorite food is a taco salad, ok kid?
and0ne
Mapuchii
A true trollmodel
flylikeabeagle
Kinda cringe, really
AlbinoRhino53
nanyatenyaa
Seems kind of stupid... creepy.. and pretty grimey. Coming from me that should mean something.
PharmaKarma
The video provides some context though. She stands up as the answer to the previous question "Where is your favorite place?" and he hugs her
rangerdaddy
I don't get it, there was just an empty mic talking...
ShinySephiroth
Stabstabstab
kenny omega is the best!
needanamedammit
That's why John Cena is everyone's champion.
thegreatbrandinocirca1984
Daniel Bryan's reaction was precious as fuck.
UnoriginalInternetDegenerate
Good old D-Bry
YeahFairiesWearBootsNala2011
Where's John Cena? I don't see him.
bluearm
Why is this not the top comment?
StevieMcSteveface
I love that Bryan us tye first to laugh, no hesitation.
TwoCountTooSweet
The amount of fucks given by Daniel Bryan is still zero
PickyPeoplePickPeterPanPeanutButter
InfitePortals
http://imgur.com/dfXABDD
THCunt
Ma, I did it!! Someone used a gif I made!
maximilianfragglebottom
Theflakypoopcrustofanadultdiaper
I can't see what they're zooming in on...
NoGoodNick
he's talking about that COOOOOOOTTTTEEEEERRRRRRR *airhorn*
TheMaskedPharmacist
LOL at *airhorn*
Aguroiar
Oh an abortedfetusnecrophiliac post. Can I ride you to the front-page?
ShinySephiroth
aapoontee
A CHILD asks an innocent question and Cena had to imply that he likes to eat vaginas? What a douchebag.
LazyJones1
The kid didn't get it... All Cena said was that his favorite food wasn't visible on her. Kids will think food image on shirt, not vagina.
loony23
Yep. And poor kid had the chance of his life to ask him a question and he does this. Douchebag sounds right.
pens9192
Sucks he never seriously answered the kid.
SerialChillinSpree
That's not very couth, Cena. What is that, an audience with kids and families? jeezsh.
LazyJones1
It was perfect. The adults got it, the kids totally didn't. Perfect.
cr4sh0verride
You know all (or most of) the people are there because they watch professional wrestling, right? Have you SEEN professional wrestling?
SerialChillinSpree
Still not in good taste. I get it, its funny kind of, who doesn't like a good take-out joke but I think his timing (when/where) is off.
sinbadthejollyroger
"haha. Dont fucking laugh Daniel, haha."-Brie probably
AtLeastWereNotDetroit
Daniel Bryan is on no fucks mode too. Did you see the fisting comment he made on talking smack
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AtLeastWereNotDetroit
Lol google "Daniel Bryan comment of the year reddit"
Jamvaan
That whole stage couldn't give a fuck. Bryans been trying to get fired, Bries having a kid, and are YOU gonna be the one to fire John Cena?
IratetheD
can... can he say that?!?!?!?!
LazyJones1
Yes. No one was hurt. Butt hurt doesn't count, you see.
IratetheD
why are people using that phrase???
LazyJones1
http://www.yourdictionary.com/butthurt ?
IratetheD
i am familiar with the term but i havent heard it said in a long time. are you the guy i was disagreeing with a few days ago on here?
DBCWest
I don't really understand the line... I know what he's implying but I just don't understand the sentence
Linkasaurusrex
I think he's saying if she stands up (shes now visible from the waist down) and he cant show the kid what he enjoys eating most (her vagina)
Corrodias
Or ass. But according to her answer, what he actually likes most is meat and two veg. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
shadepiece
Hahaha good catch.
MajorLeagueFister
In the full video, he is first asked "where is your favorite place". He responds by asking her to stand and then hugging her.
BananaAddedForScale
^
chromofoam
Me neither...I watched it 3 times and I don't get it....the woman is good? She's tasty? Uuhm...whut?
Linkasaurusrex
I think hes saying if she stands up (shes now visible from the waist down) but he cant show the kid what he enjoys eating most (her vagina)?
chromofoam
Why would you say that to a kid?! Maybe I'm a square but that's really inappropriate...hmm
Darkspire
He likes her vagina in and around his mouth.
raidleadergutts
I think he likes it in the general vicinity of his face.
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
That's not PG.
LazyJones1
Actually it is. Spelling it out wouldn't be, but innuendo is fine, as the kids don't get it.
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Not sure if you don't get my meme reference or if you get it and are being ironic.
LazyJones1
Didn't get it. Damn.
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
No problem. Wrestling memes are a somewhat niche market.
RubberDuckLeft
Holy shit to a kid too savage
Trollslegur
Too much Savage for you? http://imgur.com/8YFWSg5
jimedward17
Not even close to being savage. Macho man SAVAGE would have told that kid how to be a man and he'd never forget it. Oh yeah! Dig it!
Azrael715
Savage? Looks like you need Daddy Derek
icookfoodandfightfire
what? there was no insult, burn or put down...there was absolutely nothing savage about that
HearMeFart
I think you may have to reevaluate your definition of the word savage.
JetSetGo
RedWingsofSteel
Too savage? No.
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TheAdventurousAlbino
What's up with interviewer's hair? Holy crap
TwoCountTooSweet
Never too savage
catpr0m
In my head, I read it as "Holy shit! To a kid, too. Savage." But without punctuation, they may have meant "Holy shit. To a kid, too savage!"
BeefcakeWallace
Perfect usage, would up vote twice if I could
RedWingsofSteel
ThanosTaint
John Cena is cool as fuck.
JayEnfield
So cool that he puts the mic back after he's dropped it 8". :D
GrandmasterPunchfist
Thats a stupid picture there's nothing there
Chronomechanist
I've only ever seen the memes, never a video of him being him. He seems like a real stand up guy.
Zasep
Could be Mark wahlberg
IamLrrrRulerofthePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
What's that gif of? I don't see anything
CaptainBash
Who?
Stumpyz
According to the people in attendance there, you could hear his publicist screaming for the rest of the day.
ImgurDoc
Can only assume his publicist is a female and was screaming because she enjoys Cena's taste in food too ;)
nipplepanties
Wat? RIP
Bortus
I'm not surprised. It made me lose my shit, but you can guarantee there are a bunch of twats complaining about it.
GregArmstrong
Good. They need to be rattled as much as possible.
thecolonels
Ehhhhh he's a wrestler, not a politician.
wysmith777
However someone in the WWE hall of fame is our president elect
boobphysicist
some say he is still screaming to this day
Gink0
I assume that you specialize in harmonics?
cr4sh0verride
That kid's future partners better thank this man for being such a great role model.
Kamunari
AlwaysBeenWeird
Hahahahaha...great comment!
001100111
crunchyintheory
johndabassmon93
Source on this gif?
wouldntyouliketobeapeppertoo
SpongebobReferences
boobphysicist
username checks out
PlantyThePlant
Nice and free-form jazz
TomSwervo
No wonder women are so goddamned sexually frustrated. You fuckers don't even understand JOKES about eating pussy.
deathcrossx
So I'm guessing he likes Chinese food??
equityforpunks
Maybe that kid is a hetero girl or a gay boy.. maybe.
howpunderfulweare
Just cause the menu changed doesn't mean you gotta eat less ;D
equityforpunks
Well.. eat a bag of dicks then.
howpunderfulweare
Like...one dick at a time or just an entire bag all at once?
TheScarfyDoctor
howpunderfulweare
You can never go wrong with Sėnor Chang :D.
Vydrach
Luciferisgood
560 perverts watched that through to the end, +1 sir
AngelxOfxSin
BobbyBobbston
"I just wonder how far he's gonna go with tha- WHAT THE FUCK"
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
Had me worried there. Worth it.
TheLoneWolf1015
Tarlakk
What a ride
superking32
;-; | \ 8================D /\
HD2composer
Never heard of Clip Studio Paint Pro, apparently is popular for manga, so +1 for me learning that you funny fucker
Sirsir94
Better than I expected, pretty sure I saw nutsack
FenrirHowls
How can I download this gif?
GetInLoserWeLurking
Doot
Ryykur
ManOfIce
Hot
ItsCaptain0bvious
How's this GIF relevant to th.. FUCK
xuvial
God fucking dammit
WHYDOINEEDAUSERNAMEYOULIFECONTROLLINGHELLSPAWN
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WackyWavingInflatableJessePinkman
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Odiin46
Actually didn't expect that
DickwadMcDucking
savedot
freezingpilot
Is there a video of this with the horns?
urielrocks5676
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ft13
Is that his wife or something?
sha13
The video is quite informational
MoistTissue
It's the lady to his left I'm pretty sure
DeathclawSanctuary
Can confirm
BuckMelanoma
something
DingleberryMcGee
Whose wife? I don't see anybody
NotMe831
John doesn't do that marriage shit
EvilandImaginary
He refuses to get married. But they live together.
HodorHoldTheDoor
Do you happen to know why? (Out of curiosity)
forgotmyusernameagain
Because she can't see him
wellwellwelllookwhoscomecrawlingback
Underrated comment
degenerator
Once married, his favorite cafeteria closes down.
UonlyThinkyourDead
It hurts because it's true
Kamasu0Tra
He can't see himself standing at the altar.
HodorHoldTheDoor
cybergeek
Wakka wakka!
EvilandImaginary
I think he was married before and it ruined his outlook. He won't have kids either. She wants both. He's very anal about things.
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jakefromstatefarmmmmmm
Sounds like a winning combo. No kids plus anal
SnailPlissken
That's a sure way to avoid getting kids!
nevertoolongalwaysread
Anal is probably another thing they disagree on.
EvilandImaginary
Yeah she thinks the strap on is uncomfortable to wear.
SilentScreamsX
If they're anything like me and my girl, they just don't see the point. It's one expensive day and afterwards nothing is different.
ThatGuyRian
Taxes
TugAndChug
Tax break tho.
mormacil
You can get those without getting married.
insertstandardusernamehere
My boyfriend and I are the same, we'd rather use that amount of money on our mortgage
Cezarboytellem
You'd save money on taxes, maybe even be offered a more attractive mortgage if applying jointly. Idk, I always thought the libertarian (1/2)
SilentScreamsX
Mortgage here too. Can't justify the cost of a wedding while I have more important stuff to save for. My gf and I are solid, wedding or no.
FloridaIsTooHot
Same here, bf and I would rather spend our money on something more important than marriage
Cezarboytellem
(2/2) view on marriage amusing: government shouldn't have anything to do with marriage, husband and wife should incorporate for tax benefits