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May 10, 2024 3:37 AM
fightkostka6
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getyourfruitoffmeyoudamndirtygrapes
Why is the child drawn to look 40 years old?
LurlineLumpkin
"When I grow up I want to be a Principal or a catapillar."
Cilvaa
Don't worry lady, there's a bear somewhere out there for you
Purrmageddon
Somehow, I am both of these.
krillin123499
I want to love the teacher I feel bad for her
rundumel
Great magicarp impression
baldbear
Here, i'm right here.
Mnbvvxz
If you told me this was written by Chainsaw Man's author I wouldn't even question it
Nanoxt
FUTURE
MylundTheMad
As that child grew up, they had to compromise on their dreams, and only managed to become a mermaid.
robingal1
Teacher has Anime Mom Hair; she's going to die and Fish Student will become the Main Character in a battle to save the world using the power of Friendship.
trigaranus
Well, from a strictly taxonomical perspective, that kid's wish is 100 per cent granted.
SmoeAhsolse
For today's lucky 10000: phylogenetically if something evolves from something else it is considered a type of the ancestor species. And, humans, among a great many very disparate modern creatures evolved from ancient fish.
VibratingNipples
gnomedeplume
trans rights teddy bear loves you
skippingmyhsreuniontogetdrunkinmydriveway
I went to primary school with a girl who wanted to grow up to be a dolphin, and spent all lunch and recess practising. I think about her sometimes, I wonder what she's doing now.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
FuzzyX
Her and her dolphin boyfriend had a baby together. The council of biologists were soon summoned under demands to explain this one!
WhatAreYouTalkingAboutEh
Imustntrunaway
what a fun episode.
JustAnotherCynicToo
Imsomewhatofaboobmyself85
He's a little confused, but he has the spirit.
AncientBreadcrumbs
Face-wise kiddo reminds me of human-Klaus from American dad, whenever he has a human body
TheDrunkNinja
Kid's got the right idea, he knows the next step is to climb a waterfall so he'll evolve into a gyarados
BlackDeku
He has potential
brandonblk
i wanna be a birb :(
shoacmmystery422
You should check out bird girl by Julia bhatt!
aleister94
Foxsayy
You could settle for whisking and shrieking all day.
TrusttheSloth
SharkoutofWata
We all just want to be held gently like hamburger.
brandonblk
This guy gets it
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
U a furry
DigitalPizza
A feathery?
brandonblk
feathery works, though furry is a catchall
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
A fethery if you may yes.
brandonblk
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
U going to Slovenia in August for the convention?
brandonblk
sadly, no
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
U should you can still get a room. There is always next year.
frischcode
If you were a worm, the fish girl would love you.
lelindepage
Until the day you die
enterusernamehere25
More likely eat you
TheMouseOfMadness
and thus, new people learn the word "vore" but they don't learn to not google it... yet.
davidthecreator81
Does it count if you have a worm?
Targe0
Wrong, she would still choose the bear. Those salmon don't go jumping towards them for no reason.
Sageypie
Whoa there, Drake.
NinjaCongo
But choose the bear.
vanderzee
percet, she wanted to be loved, but didnt say for how long....
dwolvin
Once.
trueunpopularopinions
It's better to be eaten once than not to be eaten at all. I mean loved
ThisNameUnavailable
As if those are mutually exclusive? 😏
Endocrom
♪ A fish is an animal that swims in a brook ♪
♪ It can't write it's name or read a book ♪
♪ to fool the people is his only thought ♪
♪ and though he's slippery he still gets caught ♪
♪ If that sort of life is what you wish ♪
Endocrom
♪ You may grow up to be a fish ♪
friendsofsandwiches
3 minutes, 59 seconds.
ThisismyconfessionTherearemanylikeitButthisoneismine
Someone else that remembers Hudson Hawk!
Endocrom
sometimesarobot
Find that kid's dad and be loved.
Harbltron
Find that kid's moms and join the polycule
sometimesarobot
Even better
johnxbear
Hell yeah gurl wreck that home!
jrntn
"I came in like a wrecking ball, your dad came in like, me"
rhubarbarajam
Are you Zeke from Bob's burgers? Because you sound exactly like Zeke from Bob's burgers. And I mean that as a compliment
johnxbear
Last I checked I wasn't animated. So probably not
PragmaticPrimate
According to your commend you sound pretty animated: