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ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
You used so much spice people eating it are seeing into the future and bending space-time.
SchizophrenicEuphoria
THIS SQUID IS SO UNDERCOOKED THAT IT'S A KID NOW!
Brackers21
THIS LAMB IS SO UNDERCOOKED A WELSH MAN IS TRYING TO SHAG IT!!!!
hueylouisnonews
THE SOUP IS DRY
Tyrfing
Damn, got here before me.
SaibotRolyat
Someone is going to hell for #23
zotten
moo's. So everything with an s at the end needs an apostrohpe now? I'm so confused how this happens.
cookie111
can we have an album of the real insults? i don't really want to watch this show...
GothSpice13
I'll work on it... I like this idea.
thewhitestgardeneryouknow
I hope these are all real
Strangedays2024
I kind of want to see what would happen if he taught an adult learner class. Like students who could barely make eggs but were 26.
WILDCAT54
There's so much ginger in this dish that it's become a Weasley!
GordonJamesRamsay
I haven't heard this one before. Thanks mate!
FlareonTheFalseProphet
http://memeblender.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/gordon-ramsay-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road.jpg
fartbender
I like to think that Ramsey knows about these memes and secretly LOVES them
GordonJamesRamsay
*Ramsay. I do love these memes.
Raighto
Are these really quotes of him? Cant imagine him knowing what masterball is. Haha
Deftbat
Is it me, or in everything different picture, i read it in different voices
CookieOfAwesome
http://imgur.com/pcV4VTE
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
Mandatory:
GothSpice13
Lolol
PutItInNeutral
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f4/Croonchystars.jpg/200px-Croonchystars.jpg
PutItInNeutral
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrSGAZNMQOA
CurseUrSuddenButInevitableBetrayal
Good GOD, that Hitler one...is just.....
Shibbidibdub
Upvote because they're numbered, mobile users thank you!
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
OP skipped number 4
GothSpice13
You're welcome, mobile users!
MrPredator
"THIS HAS MORE OLIVE OIL ON IT THAN POPEYE'S DICK!"
Jimmygarn
Wow
tocra
Even though I don't like Dr Who, that first one was pretty damn good.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
InsertFunnyCommentHere
There are so many Ramsay meme's on this post, Egypt is trying to extradite it.
JupiterJedi
Oh, you're good!
QueenCousland
I don't get the reference, but it sounds interesting. Could you explain?
testzero
TheDuK
I was amazed this wasn't in the post, it's always been my favorite!
thebitteresttears
I like this!
Quacken
This one will always be my favourite.
ShinobiNBPB
hahahahaaaa!
JacksonsDaddy
Always been my favorite
JumpTheCheeseburger
"Taste the soup", "What's wrong with the soup?", "Just taste it", "Ok where's the spoon?", "AHAAAA!!"
Nerdygasm
I'd pronounce it "ACCHHHAAA" with the phlegm sound but oh my god, I hadn't remembered this movie in so long!
etherbunny41
Brevity is the soul of wit.
FredTwo
Fucking gets me every. damn. time
jpennies
I don't know why this cracks me up so much.. Haha
ForeverVoteless
imentirelyrelevant
Better than almost becoming a Jill sandwich.
amyzing
This is epic.
ghostcalib3r
Inbred.
JaimeBarrientos
Always makes it.
FaxCelestis
And for some people, that's kink.
FrankJ7
When someone replies ''inbred'' always makes it
Radiumbreon
"inbred"
infogulch
haha that always makes it
theclap67
im sorry but i would not degrade myself to that shit. id slap him, put on my sunglasses and spark a blunt to the sound of horns and walk out
theclap67
lol why did i get downvoted on this comment? i dont get it
Besty007
And never work in a kitchen again...
amyzing
*and never work again once it's publicly aired.
lokishadowgirl
ireadyouremailz
ADocNamedSue
That one sounds like he might have actually said it.
xuvial
He did.
ADocNamedSue
Well, that explains it.
JonathanSciance
Why did the chicken cross the road? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!
Emmaloo02
I was waiting for that one on this list. And you abliged.
lolzomg123
THIS SOUP IS DRY!
MonkeyOnATypewriter
http://memeblender.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/gordon-ramsay-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road.jpg
AnHonestlyPleasantTurtle
Uhh...thanks, I guess....
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
Did they left you uncooked too?
rattlesnail
I want a video of him reading these.
OfficePotato
@GordonRamsay pls
GordonJamesRamsay
@GordonRamsay isn't actually my real account, surprisingly.
ChibiKia
The thought of him yelling at me while I cry is my fetish. I know, I have issues.
Isleros
*shrug* I play with fire and electricity in the bedroom. Don't beat yourself up... Find someone you love to do it for you.
Vectorman2
Is he also spanking you with a piece of bologna?
FaxCelestis
Look, I don't care how you beat your meat, but you don't need to share it with us.
GordonJamesRamsay
Well this is disconcerting.
fairleenormal
Marco Pierre White doesn't yell as much but he does the same for me.
TOMMOEX
That is definitely one of a kind.
prettypetfish
best thing I've heard all day
thisusernameintentionallyleftblank
What, and then afterwards he holds you in his arms and tells you that you've been a good girl?
ChibiKia
Nope, he just walks away. I'm not use to aftercare.
FirstClassTicketToHell
I might have daddy issues.
manslut
Save us, Doctor Who.
CookieOfAwesome
http://imgur.com/s9jk7NS
Amalthea22
http://imgur.com/O4yZpfs
FaxCelestis
@IOnlySpeakTennant
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
iOnlySpeakTennant
manslut
Yay he came!
iOnlySpeakTennant
CookieOfAwesome
You really need to make a post with all your gifs sometime
CookieOfAwesome
You really need to make a post with all your gifs sometime
iOnlySpeakTennant
JaimeFaireDesCroquettesAuChienLaaLaaaLaaaa
true blood one is pretty good
Schmedes
It doesn't make any sense to me.
pontiacgirl75
true blood has a vampire in it, also the series stars Anna Paquin (aka Rogue from X Men)
FaxCelestis
Saying it has "a" vampire is like saying Guardians of the Galaxy has "an" alien in it.
Schmedes
Yes, but if you use up all the garlic, there would be MORE vampires, not less.
pontiacgirl75
I've never actually watched the show, I just googled True Blood ;)
IDevelopGamesAndShitButMainlyGames
I think he means that the dish is so dense in garlic per volume that its effect is strengthened substantially.
Schmedes
I still don't get why it would be a funny. To each their own, I guess.