Cleaning phone dump part 2

Mar 12, 2019 12:17 AM

Trisha0324922

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#4 what's the problem here. Just because they want to be "abused" in the bed room doesn't mean they want that in life.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

we kink shaming turtles now?

7 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 2

Totally looks like it says “panytail” to me

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Many of these made me miss being in a relationship

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some are going in to my wife's 4th anniversary present. She loves a good book of memes when I can make them relate and tell the story of us

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#29 He's right though. He is a snack.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#9 "If at first you don't suck seed..."

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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My cat would LOVE this

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes please

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hmmm, never thought of boner wave before

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHY'S my dirty little slut

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will always appreciate "routers of Rohan"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guys do not get erections every morning. Maybe teenagers do, can't remember.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've seen Harry Potter (mostly sucked) and read Harry Potter (fantastic) and I fucking love honeydew! WTF is wrong with some people?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

His name is "Thumper" for a reason...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who can't succeed at sucking dick?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, twas a satisfactory dump. Minimal effort, ordorless, lasted an appropriate time, and just dirty enough to know we accomplished something

7 years ago | Likes 189 Dislikes 0

Thank you ?

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Honestly the funniest comment I’ve seen on these things.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Semi-wholesome, +1

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gogurts and Modern Family sound like an excellent post sexy stuff plan.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

honeydew is delicious!...oh....

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

"Ill die never tasting catnelope!" "you're not missing much. Now honeydew is the money melon!"

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How dare you cantaloupe is obviously the superior melon im so angry im shaking how far you disrespect cantaloupe

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The fuck is wrong with Honeydew?

7 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 5

Now that's a hole you don't want to dig there mate.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s not cantaloupe

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Have you seen Harry Potter?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's fucking expensive.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A lot

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Well, it's mould for one.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s better and sweeter than cantaloupe in every way possible

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It’s cantaloupes brother that never takes a shower

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

And eats mayonnaise from the jar with a spoon

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1