Alley oop

Jan 19, 2021 12:24 PM

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Alley oop

Hope the elephant wasn't tortured into learning that

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Now to address the elephant in the room...how many tries did this take?

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I could do that. I just don't want to die.

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That's one majestic creature. I suppose teh baller isn't too shabby either.

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White Men Can't Jump! (Unless aided by an elephant, apparently)

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Is this what we can expect to see in the NBA next season?

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ljkhgbkhjbj

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What a team. What a couple of best friends. Sweet!

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Fek

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OK! So who gets the points, the guy or the elephant?

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Elephant poops on mat. "cleanup Aisle 5"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lemme address the elephant in the room

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Shaq has really let himself go in this quarantine..

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How do you even train for that?

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Elephants like, "ok, now it's my turn to dunk!"

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Yeet

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Generally, a trained elephant means a harmed elephant.

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OK! So who gets the points, the guy or the elephant? Are they playing horse or efalant?

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r/unnecessaryslomo

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Dude was dangerously close to losing some teeth to that rim

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Parallax.

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I think the hoop was off to his left.

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OK! So who gets the points, the guy or the elephant? Are they playing horse or efalant?

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What does the elephant get for its work?

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It's honest work, but the pay is peanuts.

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It gets to launch the human through the air at great speed. I’d imagine there’s a line.

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The assist

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Does it tho? It never had contact with the ball... So technically not an assist

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This is less impressivecwhen you realized elephant training mainly consists of "if you don't do this you get lots of pain instead"

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God-damned auto correct and lazy fingers

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I want this to be real.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We need the outtakes for this.

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I need the full speed version of this.

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Elephant just fucking smashes his shit

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I feel there may be some dead bodies associated with it

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they feed elephants witch corpses?

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...do we? You know where it leads.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But inspiring quotes on the internet told me it's about the journey

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You mean the alley oops?

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Gold

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Love to be that guy...this isn’t an alley oop

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It’s a shooting star dunk

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It's even better. It's a 3 point dunk from the corner.

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Ele-oop

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I'd give the elephant an assist for that, though.

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'used to encourage or draw attention to the performance of some physical, especially acrobatic, feat.'
"alley-oop, straight into the lake"

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“An alley-oop in basketball is an offensive play in which one player throws the ball near the basket to a teammate who jumps, 1/2

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catches the ball in mid air and slam dunks it before touching the ground.” 2/2

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Here is the ally oop https://youtu.be/66ciGKd3zgw

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Huh, it really was an elephant ally oop. Didnt see that coming, nice.

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The fuck is an ally oop

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Catch a pass in mid air and dunk before landing.

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Yessir!

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Ah, so like a volley, but grabbin it

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How do his knees not break?

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Because fake?

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Because he accelerates over a few feet and lands on some sort of gymnastics pad?

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ok. I meant on the initial part, I guess

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His knees aren't locked at that point.

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still

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The distance of travel is almost less than the depth he could crouch.

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If this is real, which it appears to be, I am impressed.

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...which I am

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It's real - some people have the ability to slow down time. Pretty impressive

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It's real just look for Rene Casselly / Elephantboy

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If I'm caught in a landslide, which I appear to be, there's no escape from reality.

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Not even mad?

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If this appears real to you, you need to get your eyes checked.

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(Also, yeh, the change in velocity of the human is very not real)

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Hi Impressed, I’m dad. I’d like you to meet Real Which It Appears To Be.

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I'm impressed either way. If it's a fake I'm impressed how well they faked it.

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You know what they say... Videos of men catapulting over elephants to dunk basketballs are like orgasms... Most of the time they are faked

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IG rene_casselly

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The initial launch seems off to me. The flexibility of the human side of the launch pad and the speed the elephant drops in theirs would not

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Launch the dude that fast.

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Exactly! The speed is definitely off, and so is the way it reacts to the weight of the elefant once it's down.

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If your comment is genuine, which it appears to be, I’d have to agree.

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If your reply is sincere, which it appears to be, I'm inclined to give you an upvote.

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If this turns into a funny stream of comments, which it appears to be, I will contribute

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If your intention is literal, I will lol.

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Should you lol IRL, and this appears to be factual, I shall lol along with you.

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